A Boy Who Wants to Create a Yandere Harem and The Yandere Girls Who Want to Monopolize Him - Chapter 1
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Meeting God
“I want to be surrounded by a Yandere harem.”
One evening.
After I had finished all the work of the student council and had also taken care of the tasks of my friend Yoshimasa Tajima, I suddenly said this to myself.
“Your sickness has relapsed again.”
Yoshimasa cowered his shoulders with a bitter smile.
Right now, the only people in the student council room are me as the student council president, and Yoshimasa, the general secretary.
“You are rude to call me sick. This is not a disease but a dream, and it’s also my passion.”
“I’m telling you that’s a disease.”
Yoshimasa laughs out loud.
“Normally, people want a girlfriend or to improve their grades, right? It’s okay to be greedy and want a harem. But why a yandere?”
“Sigh……Yoshimasa, you don’t understand.”
I held up one finger, said, [Listen], and I took a lecturer’s posture.
“A Yandere is a person who is hungry for love and at the same time is overflowing with love. That kind of love is more attractive than anything else.”
“I guess it’s a matter of opinion.”
“Well, think about it. Would anyone but a Yandere lock up the protagonist? Would anyone but a Yandere stab someone out of jealousy? “
“Is that love? No, it doesn’t matter if it’s love or not…do you like to be locked up or stabbed? “
“I want to. I want to be stabbed.”
“You’re mentally ill.”
[If only you didn’t have this] Yoshimasa said as he hit the enter key on his computer.
It seems that he has finally finished his work for the day.
“Thanks for your hard work. I’m glad you took care of it for me, Akira.”
“No, don’t worry about it. I won’t leave my good friend in trouble.”
“….you’re a real people pleaser, aren’t you? You should talk like that to a girl.”
Yoshimasa pats me on the shoulder.
I clean up and leave the school with him.
“But it’s such a waste, you know?”
Yoshimasa says as we walk along the road at dusk.
“You’re perfect in every way, have a good face and personality, and of course, you’re popular with the girls… And yet you never had a girlfriend because of your love of Yandere.”
“A healthy girl should date a healthy guy. It’s not a good match for me, who has been confined so much that I’ve learned how to lock-pick.”
“You know how to pick a lock…?”
“And I’ve recently learned how to dismount every joint in my body.”
“It’s like you’re a ninja or something now.”
Yoshimasa laughs, thinking it’s a joke.
On the way home, Yoshimasa and I parted ways.
“Well, I’m going this way. See you tomorrow, Akira.”
“Yeah, see you tomorrow. Be careful on your way home.”
“Seriously, you should talk like that to the girls.”
Yoshimasa smiled and moved away.
I stand in front of the pedestrian crossing, waiting for the red light and thinking.
The topic is about the [100 best yandere situations.]
It is a matter of course that [ Confinement ] is on the list, but the question is whether getting [ Stabbed ] is on the list or not.
For my part, I would like to rank [ Stabbed ], but in general, it would be difficult to rank it…
While I’m thinking about this, I suddenly notice an old man crossing the street.
I look up to see if the light has turned green, but it remains red.
And then, a truck approaches him.
I instantly run to him.
I ran to him as fast as I could. The truck is right next to him. I exhale as hard as I can and accelerate even faster. Hypnotizing myself. I’m made of steel. Keep going. Don’t hesitate.
I’m holding the old man in my arms. But the truck is almost here, and I accelerate even faster.
Sliding. I reach the other side of the sidewalk with him in my arms.
“Phew, are you all right? Old man?”
The old man, who looked surprised, stood up with a smile and chuckled, “Ho ho! “
The old man sweeps the dust away from his clothes.
“No, well, I caught him to reincarnate him. I didn’t expect him to get over that predicament.”
” ??? Are you all right? Did you hit your head…? “
“Hmm, this. Don’t suspect a head injury just because I said something strange.”
“But….”
“Ah, yes, that’s right. I guess I have to identify myself first.”
Clap-, the old man clapped his hands. Immediately, the world comes to a halt.
“Nice to meet you, Akira Endo. I am God.”
” …… “
I look around.
Everything is frozen in time.
People, cars, traffic lights, and even birds.
“Actually, I was thinking of letting a truck hit a righteous man who moves to help me and send him to another world, but I never thought someone would survive. I didn’t think anyone could escape that predicament with a human body.”
I asked the smiling old man.
“Is this a flash mob ……? “
“You stubbornly refuse to recognize anomalies, aren’t you… Good, fine. If you want to think it’s a dream, it’s a dream.”
(A flash mob is a group of people passing by pretending to be pedestrians in a crowd, gathering in a public place and suddenly performing without warning, and disbanding after attracting the attention of those around them.)
[Akira Endo], the Old man calls me.
“Make a wish. I failed to send you to another world, but you are determined enough for me to grant a miracle. Do you wish for the fulfillment of your dreams? Do you seek riches? Or a lifelong partner?”
I answered without hesitation.
“Please give me a chance to meet a Yandere.”
” …hmm? “
“Please give me a chance to meet a Yandere. Please give me a chance to meet many Yandere girls. If this is a dream, please show me a Yandere harem dream before I wake up.”
“You’re too single-minded… By Yandere, do you mean an obsessive girl in a sick state of mind and body? “
“That’s right. Please give me a chance to meet a Yandere. “
“Scary… U-uhh. I see. I looked at the future slightly, but you’re going to have a lot of trouble, you know? The Yandere you’re talking about is a girl with a strong desire to possess. And your dream of a yandere harem contains a contradiction.”
“That’s fine. I’ll be the master of the yandere harem.”
“Well… Okay, if you insist that much, I won’t stop you. Now then――”
The Old man took the red thread that had been growing from my pinky finger and connected it with several other red threads that he had grabbed out of nowhere.
And they dissolved silently into the air.
“With this, you are now connected with many yandere girls. May your life be blessed… Don’t die, boy.”
The old man clapped his hands once more. And time begins to move.
At that moment, the Old man was gone.
“…was it a dream…? “
I returned home with strange thoughts.
* * *
A few minutes later.
I came home, and my father greeted me.
“Oh, welcome home, Akira.”
“I’m home, Dad.”
“I’m sorry to bother you like this, but I need you to stay in your uniform.”
“……? “
I look over at him, and he says.
“Hey, we’ve always been a family of two, right? Mom died when you were young.”
“Yeah, that’s true…. remarried? “
“Yeah. They’re moving in today.”
It’s too sudden for me, but having an addition to the family is good.
“Congratulations, Dad.”
“Yeah, thanks. So, here we are. Soon we will see each other today, and Dad is going on a round-the-world trip with my wife.”
I blinked.
“I’m going to miss you. But as long as you’re happy, I don’t have a problem with it.”
“You’re a really good son of mine… if only you hadn’t started talking about Yandere Harem.”
“So you’ll remarry, but I’ll be home alone? “
“Now you’re just ignoring me. ――Well, it’s fine. My new wife has a daughter from her previous marriage. You will have to live with that child for a while.”
“I see. Then it’s going to be lively.”
I basically love people, so I smile when I hear about my new housemate.
Dad laughed and said.
“I knew Akira would say that. She seems like a bit of a difficult girl, but I’m sure you’ll be fine. You’d still be smiling even if you got stabbed, right? “
“Yeah… uh? “
Eh, I’m gonna get stabbed?
“I saw her picture. She’s a really pretty girl. But she’s the stepdaughter of my wife’s ex-husband’s ex-wife, so, yeah, she’s got a little bit of a family history.”
“I see.”
“But Akira will be fine, right?”
“Yeah.”
” …… “
” …… “
“….Hey, if you’re actually worried, just tell me. I’m aware that I’m being reckless, and the most important thing is you, my only son. “
“No, it’s my wish.”
“Your tolerance is really boundless…”
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This dude is a pro, as much as I love Yandere’s, I don’t want to get stabbed. being confined is at the limits of my desire~~~
I love yandere……. totally over tsundere…
Tftc
I have a lot to tsukkomi here. But I will just say one thing: this protagonist is a wiseman, he understands the goodness of yandere heroines.
Seems interesting, thanks for TLing
This novel seems really promising, Hope the MC survive it
Thanks for the chapter