A Boy Who Wants to Create a Yandere Harem and The Yandere Girls Who Want to Monopolize Him - Chapter 14

Yanderes’ Lunchtime Showdown

　During lunchtime, Tsuyuri and Yui dashed over to my desk.

” Onī-chan! ” ” Akira-kun! “

” ” Let’s eat together! ” “

　As soon as they said this, they stared at each other with grins.

　I replied with a smile.

“Sure, the three of us will eat together.”

” ” What? ” “

　The three of us ate together.

* * *

　So the three of us went up on the rooftop and spread out our lunch boxes.

“Wow…! Looks delicious!”

　I was smiling as I spread out the lunch boxes that I had received from the two of them.

　Meanwhile, Tsuyuri and Yui were staring at each other.

“Why are you making Onī-chan’s lunch?”

“Because we are lovers. That’s my line, ‘Why are you making lunch for him?’ “

“We’re family. It’s natural to make lunch for them.”

“Delicious～”

　I get a light dose of Yandere from both of them and enjoy a delicious lunch while they are fighting. Of course, I eat both of them at once.

　Oh, it’s good.

　Yandere goes well with lunch.

“Onī-chan, did you just think of the worst? “

“I might have thought about it…”

“You should reflect on that.”

“Yes.”

　She got angry.

　It’s true that eating lunch with a fight as a side dish may have been in poor taste. I’m sorry.

“…now, Akira-kun’s feelings.”

“We are a family. I think you need to understand this much.”

“Kuh…! Even though you’ve had much less to do with Akira-kun than I have…! “

“On the contrary, I’ve had a much higher progress since we met!”

” ッ ! “

　Yui is trembling as Tsuyuri is so proud of her victory.

　I feel sorry for Yui because she lost in a terrible quarrel today.

　Maybe I should do something to make up for it.

“Yui.”

“Hey, what? Akira-kun…”

　I beckon to Yui, who is still pissed off.

　Yui came up to me obediently, and I let her sit on my leg.

“Ah”

“O-Onī-chan ! ? “

　Leaving the two of them surprised, I grabbed some of the ingredients from my lunch box with chopsticks and put them in Yui’s mouth.

“Anh!”

“A-anh…”

　I fed her. Then, Yui giggles, and tears gradually well up around her eyes.

“A-Akira kun…… ! “

“Don’t cry. Come on, do you want some more? I’ll feed you.”

“Okay…”

“Ah, anh… “

　Yui was happy with tears in her eyes, and Tsuyuri was also crying with tears in her eyes.

　I said to Tsuyuri.

“Tsuyuri, I did it for you this morning, so you need to endure it.”

” ” ッ ! ” “

　The two Yandere looked at each other in surprise.

　Tsuyuri reminds her rival of the advantage of living together on one side.

　On the other hand, Yui is aware of her great disadvantage of not living in the same house.

　Even though it’s lunchtime, the atmosphere becomes tense…

　I quieted them both down since I had been warned earlier about enjoying Yandere too much.

“Oh, well. Let’s just have lunch first. Come on, Yui, move away.”

“I don’t want to go down…”

“Service time is over, Shacho-san.” (Mr president.)

“Onī-chan, isn’t that a joke from before we were born? “

“There are many theories that it’s still funny.”

　I intercede for the moment, and the two begin to eat their lunches, despite their staring contest.

　Silent.

　They’re silent.

　I wonder if these two would always stop talking if I stopped their fight…

“So quiet… “

　Tsuyuri murmurs. She seemed to feel the same thing.

　I clapped my hands and resumed my work.

“The air is bad, so let’s change it.”

“It’s very well-ventilated here.”

　Tsuyuri said.

　A breeze blew through the space between us on the roof.

“Yeah, that’s right.”

　After that, they stopped talking again.

“No, no, no, no.”

　I’m going to try again because I am an indomitable man.

“Meh, it’s bad manners to kill metaphors with tsukkomi, Tsuyuri.”

“Is there a manner of speaking for tsukkomi? “

” …Meh, it’s nice to be treated like that… I want Akira-kun to say [Meh.] to me too.”

“Are you an M…? “

　In response to Yui’s mutterings, Tsuyuri cussed out in an annoyed face.

　This is not good. The distance between the two of them, who are still enemies with each other, is widening even more.

　I cleared my throat and spoke to them.

“You two are good friends with me, in other words [ A friend of a friend.], right? I thought it might be a good idea for you to get to know each other better.”

“Do we have to get along? “

　Tsuyuri’s rejection is too straight as a fireball.

“…if Akira-kun says so, well…”

　Yui, on the other hand, nods her head grudgingly. It’s surprising.

“After all, I am your girlfriend…”

　Wrong. It was a prelude to another fight. Oh my god.

　A streak of blue runs down Tsuyuri’s forehead. The air tenses up even more.

“Then, Akira-kun. What should I do? Because I’m your girlfriend, I’ll do my best to get along with your sister Tsuyuri-chan! “

　As if in retaliation for her defeat earlier, Yui piles up damage on Tsuyuri with her words.

　Tsuyuri’s face is etched with anger.

“Right… “

　I think as I say that. I observe while I think.

　Tsuyuri is like hatred and anger incarnate. Tsuyuri has a look on her face that no human should have.

　On the other hand, Yui is smiling, half-smiling, and triumphant, looking like the embodiment of arrogance. Both are cute in a roundabout way.

　Then I realize.

　I realized it would be better to just say something appropriate to make them keep talking and ignore their fight.

“Well, let’s start playing Shiritori.”

“Why?”

“Eh, that game? Akira-kun?”

“Yes, Yui is starting with [Akira-kun]. It’s [N]. N’Djamena (A city).”

“Wait, Onī-chan. Don’t start casually with a [N]!? We’ll never be able to finish the shiritori.”

“Nā…nāan. (Food)”

“Yui-san is trying to end it as soon as possible…”

“Ngāwi. (A city.)”

“Would this never end as long as Onī-chan is around? “

“Next is Tsuyuri’s turn.”

“Ehh, mee!?”

　Tsuyuri starts to worry.

　For the time being, the battle seemed to have gone away, as I had hoped.