A Boy Who Wants to Create a Yandere Harem and The Yandere Girls Who Want to Monopolize Him - Chapter 30

Party Games

　It was Sunday, and I woke up early in the morning.

“A very nice morning! “

　I’m in great spirits, thanks to a good night’s sleep!

” ” …… ” “

　And they were still sleeping. Sleeping peacefully, they look happy.

” …Let’s not wake them up yet, I’ll leave them there.”

　I kiss their sleeping cheeks softly one by one and then move to the kitchen.

　And so, my cooking begins.

* * *

　I hear Tsuyuri squirming and go to check on her, and she is writhing in her restraints.

“Nmmmff~! Mmmfffw~ ! “

“Oh, sorry, sorry. I tied you up in the same way as I was tied up. That’s right, Tsuyuri, you can’t dislocate your own joints, right?”

　Tsuyuri stared at me as I removed the rope and gag that had been wrapped around Tsuyuri.

” …I know it’s not my place to say this, but restraining a woman while she sleeps is the worst thing you can do to her.”

“Well, you do the same to me, and my goal is only to prevent you from killing each other when you wake up on your own.”

“I know, but… but I just wanted to say that! “

　Tsuyuri turns her face away. She seems to be very grumpy. Cute.

　I think it’s kind of cute when Tsuyuri is angry.

　I can’t help but love the fact that she doesn’t seem to be pointing her anger at me. It’s like she’s getting all puffed up on her own.

　So she didn’t complain when I patted her like this.

“Hmphhh! “

　She turns her face away again. So cute…

　After I’m satisfied with petting Tsuyuri for a while, I tap Yui on the shoulder to wake her up.

“Yui, Yui ~…? Wake up, come on. Tsuyuri is going to kill you.”

“Uwaah! “

“Onī-chan …That’s the worst choice of words to wake her up, you know? “

　Tsuyuri complained that it was a very bad way to wake her up.

　On the other hand, Yui, who was woken up by this comment, looked back and forth between me and Tsuyuri in bewilderment.

“Wh, what!? I-I will be killed… !??”

“Ah, no. I’m tired in the morning, so I won’t kill you.”

“O, okay…? Uh, something smells delicious… “

　Yui sniffs, and I remember that I was in the middle of cooking.

“Oh, I was making breakfast. Wait here for a minute. Try not to kill each other too violently.”

“I know it’s our own fault, but it’s kind of hard when someone say [Try not to kill each other]… “

“T-Tsuyuri-chan? I’m getting a little embarrassed too… “

　Since they’re not in the mood to kill each other right now, I leave them alone and go back to the kitchen.

　After a few minutes of cooking, I put the plates in the living room.

“Wow ……! Looks delicious. It’s Western style, Akira-kun’s cooking.”

“That’s true, it looks good… But isn’t this too heavy for breakfast? “

　They each said their impression but took their seats. Then I said.

“Anyway, we’re having a British breakfast today. Itadakimasu.”

“Buritishu…? Igirisu (England)? Yui tilts her head.”

“Igirisu!? Famous for its Meshimazu?” Tsuyuri complained.

(Abbreviation for Meshi ga mazu i, The food tastes bad)

　I wagged my index finger and began to explain, “tsk-tsk”.

“They say that only breakfast, curry, and Chinese food are good in England!”

“Two-thirds of the food you said is not British food, though.”

“Akira-kun, you are very knowledgeable. I like to go all out in the morning, so I’ll take it! ….Mmmm~ ! Delicious! “

　Yui looks happy as she eats ham, sausage, baked beans, and so on.

　She eats so fast that her chest is shaking violently because of the light clothes she wears after waking up from sleep.

　Tsuyuri is staring at her.

“Tsuyuri, please eat a lot too.”

“I’ll eat. “

　At my urging, Tsuyuri started to eat as much as she could. She was eating as if she were avenging her parents’ death.

　Satisfied, I took a bite too. Yes, I think it’s delicious.

　The three of us gobbled it up together for a few minutes. Then I say to them, “By the way.”

“It’s Sunday, what should we do? My date plan to split up my time was foiled when I was kidnapped, so why don’t the three of us have some fun together?”

“Onī-chan, were you planning to do that ……? “

“No wonder Tsuyuri-chan wasn’t with us yesterday. I see, you’ve made plans in advance.”

“Yeah, that’s right. I’ve been up all night, though, so I’m glad it’s fizzling out.”

“Why did you stay up all night..? Ah, I see. It’s because we’ve been playing FPS all night. Onī-chan, please don’t be too hard on yourself….? “

　I’m glad of Tsuyuri’s concern, and I reply, [Yes, I’ll refrain from doing so.]

　Besides, Yui seems a little grumpy that we’re talking about something she doesn’t understand.

　I go back to the conversation.

“So, I think the three of us are going to have a good time today.”

“I want to play a game with Onī-chan alone.”

“I want to talk with Akira-kun alone.”

　As soon as these two said that, they looked at each other with wide-open eyes.

　I thought you two were already good friends…

“Then let’s play a party game. I’ve got just the thing for that in my pouch.”

“There it is, Onī-chan’s four-dimensional pouch.”

“Ah, Akira-kun’s 4-D pouch.”

　What? How come everyone knows about my pouch?

“So, this time, I’d like to introduce you to… “

　I turn it upside down. Since there are so many things in it, basically only one or so things fall out when you flip it over.

　This time, I got a bill that said [10 points] on it.

“I’ll try again.”

“Wait a minute? Onī-chan, what was that? What point? What does that 10 points mean? “

“Akira-kun’s 10 points… I want it… “

“Yui-san, that kind of language sounds like a secret word, so stop it.”

　I turn it over one more time.

　My nose-glasses fell off. They’re tagged with [Disguise.]

“Good ones are hard to come by. Let’s try again.”

“Hey, Onī-chan. I can understand if the nose glasses are used as a prop, but what do you mean by [Disguise?] Isn’t it a bad disguise? How can a pair of nose glasses be a disguise? “

” …No, Akira-kun can do it, maybe… “

“You see, even Yui-San, Onī-chan’s yes-man, is skeptical about it. You can’t disguise yourself with nose glasses. Let’s change them to a [Masquerade], okay? “

　I turn it over one more time. The third time’s the charm.

　What comes out is a lot of broken chopsticks.

“Isn’t it about time we exceeded the laws of physics with that pouch? That amount of sticks will never fit in there. I mean, why are you carrying all those sticks? “

“…Wait, Tsuyuri-chan. These chopsticks have a number and… It says “King” on it!”

” ! ? “

　They shudder. I declare.

“Anyway, we’re going to play the King’s Game.”

“What? Is that what the party game is? Was flipping over the pouch just a gacha to decide which party game we were going to play? “

“Tsuyuri-chan, that’s enough… Let’s play the king game, shall we? “

“No, Yui-San is looking at him with lust in her eyes…”

　We’re going to play King’s Game.