After Recklessly Courting Death, I Caught the Attention of a Yandere - Chapter 4

The young man called Ah Wu had slightly more masculine energy compared to Ah Wen beside him, while the one called Ah Wen appeared more delicate and gentle.

“Please, Miss, grant us names.”

The two brothers exchanged glances. They had originally expected to encounter a cruel master, but unexpectedly they were assigned to serve a young girl, and this person seemed to have quite a good temper, which made both brothers breathe a sigh of relief.

“Hmm… my surname is Yun. Since you’re following me now, how about elder brother, you’ll be called Yun Sheng, and younger brother, you’ll be called Yun Xiao?”

Yun Dan thought that since they were brothers, their names should be connected, just like Ah Wen and Ah Wu – you could tell they were brothers just by hearing their names.

Sheng and Xiao – not bad, not bad.

These two names sounded several levels higher than their previous ones.

“Yun Sheng, Yun Xiao, thank you Miss for granting us names. Miss, please allow us to help you wash and dress.”

When Yun Dan heard this, she quickly waved her hands. “No, no, no need. I’m used to doing it myself. Hehe… how about you help me find some white cloth instead?”

“Miss, what do you need white cloth for?”

“Uh… just go get it, I have my own use for it.”

“Alright, please wait a moment Miss, we’ll be right back.”

Looking at the ill-fitting clothes on her body, although she was thin as a bean sprout, not wearing undergarments was really unacceptable. She had no choice but to follow ancient practices and wrap herself with white cloth.

The two moved quickly and soon brought the white cloth Yun Dan requested, along with a set of light purple women’s clothing – everything from inside to outside including undergarments was complete, which surprised Yun Dan.

“Your manor doesn’t have women, so how do you have women’s clothing?”

Yun Dan took the clothing from Yun Xiao’s hands. The fabric felt excellent – clearly high-quality material, nothing like what servants would wear.

“The master ordered these to be bought early on.”

“How did he know what size I wear…”

Yun Dan suddenly realized that yesterday the two of them had accidentally embraced quite closely.

So that’s how he knew what size clothes she wore…

Thinking about yesterday, Yun Dan felt like she wanted to strangle Xiao Yueqing.

“Miss, here are the clothes. Since you don’t want us to serve you, we’ll wait outside the door for you.”

Yun Dan took the clothes and closed the door, but faced with this pile of clothing, she was troubled – which was which?

And why were there so many pieces? This was summer – wouldn’t she get heatstroke?

Ancient people were so troublesome, having to wear so many layers.

Yun Dan was truly at her wit’s end.

The clothes knew her, but she didn’t know them – how was she supposed to wear them?

But having just said she didn’t need others’ service, she really couldn’t bring herself to call them back in now. She could only bite the bullet and dress herself.

It was summer, but the clothes they brought actually had five whole pieces – five!

What difference was this from steaming in a sauna in summer?

She’d probably evaporate completely.

Yun Dan didn’t know the correct way to wear them, so she just put them on randomly and opened the door.

But she found that both Yun Sheng and Yun Xiao standing at the door had green faces.

Yun Dan scratched her head, completely puzzled. Could it be that she was too ugly?

Then Yun Sheng spoke up, “Miss, you’ve put your clothes on backwards. This piece should go inside, and the white one inside should be worn on the outside. It’s our fault for not telling you beforehand how to wear them.”

There was subtext in those words.

You’re mocking me for not knowing how to dress myself!

But Yun Dan was ultimately someone who cared about face, so she gritted her teeth and ran back to the room to re-dress according to Yun Sheng and Yun Xiao’s guidance.

The clothes were finally on properly. As for her hair, she noticed there were some hair ornaments and a box of lip rouge on a tray nearby.

Yun Dan didn’t hesitate to take the ornaments and rouge from the tray.

She thought that Xiao Yueqing was probably some kind of playboy, which was why he understood women so well and bought such complete sets of items.

Thinking of his exquisitely beautiful lower face, he was indeed handsome enough to anger both humans and gods.

No wonder Yue Po said so many people wanted to climb into his bed – he had the capital for it.

After tidying everything up, Yun Dan finally opened the door.

This time when she came out, Yun Dan found only amazement in the brothers’ eyes, which showed she looked acceptable this time.

But there’s a saying that handsomeness lasts only three seconds. Just as Yun Dan was feeling pleased with herself, she walked straight into someone.

Yun Dan rubbed her sore nose and said, “Which blind person is this? Didn’t you see this young lady walking here?”

But there was no response, and Yun Sheng and Yun Xiao’s faces turned green.

Yun Dan couldn’t help but mutter to herself, and curiously looked up, nearly dying of fright on the spot.

Holy crap, she had run into Xiao Yueqing, the great demon lord.

The key point was that she had also called him blind.

Right now, Yun Dan’s mind contained only three words: Dead! For! Sure!

Looking at his expression, he seemed very angry. It was over – thinking of yesterday’s scene where he grabbed her neck, today he might just kill her directly.

No, no, she had to think of a way to suppress his anger before he got mad.

Thinking of this, Yun Dan brought out Oscar-level acting skills.

She sat down on the ground, hugged Xiao Yueqing’s leg, and while fake crying said, “I was wrong, I was really wrong! I shouldn’t have walked with my head down from the beginning. I should have kept my eyes on all directions and ears listening in all directions, I should have avoided you. Not only did I bump into you, but I also said you were blind, when actually the blind one is me!

You are magnanimous, you’re so good-looking, you must have a very kind heart, so you definitely can’t kill me. I wish you to be eighteen years old every year, with such days every year. I don’t want to turn into spring mud to nourish flowers!”

(TL: “祝你年年十八歲，歲歲有今朝”

Literal: “Wish you be eighteen every year, and may every year have today.”

Meaning: It’s a playful, poetic way of wishing someone eternal youth and that every year is as good as the present moment. Think of it as “May you always stay young and happy, year after year.”

“我不想化成春泥更護花啊！”

Literal: “I don’t want to turn into spring soil to further protect the flowers!”

Meaning: A metaphor for self-sacrifice. “Spring soil” nourishes flowers after it decomposes. The speaker is saying they don’t want to sacrifice themselves just to help someone else flourish.)

She desperately tried to squeeze out tears and finally managed two crocodile tears.

It really wasn’t easy – after all that effort, she’d sweated buckets but only produced two tears. Clearly she had no talent for acting.

She saw Xiao Yueqing pull his sleeve from Yun Dan’s hands with some disgust, step back, and say coldly, “Cut the act. I don’t like people touching me, especially women. If you do this again, don’t blame me for killing you. If you touch me again, I’ve got a nice spot reserved for you under the passion flowers – it’s a prime feng shui treasure land.”

Yun Dan quickly stood up and moved three meters away from Xiao Yueqing. “Don’t worry, I’ll definitely stay this far away from you in the future. Just please don’t kill me. If you tell me to get lost, I’ll get lost immediately.”

“Pfft, little Yun Duo, you girl are really interesting. I haven’t encountered such amusing things in many years. But I’m still keeping that spot under the passion flowers reserved for you.”

Yun Dan couldn’t help but shiver. He was telling her that he was just temporarily not killing her, but that didn’t mean he’d never kill her.

When he wasn’t speaking, he was like a painting, but unfortunately he was a pervert!

Indeed, even if the game plot wasn’t fully developed, this perverted big villain’s character setting remained unchanged. The plot was probably scared away by his perversion.