After Recklessly Courting Death, I Caught the Attention of a Yandere - Chapter 58

This was only human nature, so Yun Dan naturally wouldn’t suspect the truthfulness of what Yan Ke was saying.

In her view, someone like Yan Ke who was like a celestial being—if he truly were to marry someday, it would absolutely mean he was madly in love with that girl.

However, Yun Dan was actually still somewhat curious in her heart, wondering what kind of girl this god-like young master would like.

Someone like him would mostly be surrounded by beauties, so his aesthetic standards were definitely much higher than ordinary people.

To put it bluntly, he had very high standards.

Moreover, this person’s appearance was truly too perfect, and his reputation was also good. Being born into the Heavenly Sword Sect, if he wanted to find a future wife, the line of candidates would probably circle around Yong City.

Yun Dan had previously heard those little maidservants say that this Young Master Luoyue was very popular, with many people admiring him.

Who knows if in the future there would be a crowd of people fighting tooth and nail to become his wife.

Yun Dan half-propped her chin, listlessly tapping the table surface lightly with her fingertips.

“Speaking of which, Young Master, you just said that if you were to marry someday, that person would definitely be your most beloved. So I’m very curious—what kind of girl would you like? Would it be the kind who could topple kingdoms and cities, beautiful beyond compare?”

Yan Ke chuckled softly. “Topple kingdoms and cities? In terms of looks, who could compare to me?”

Yun Dan: “……”

Fine, you have the capital, show off as you please.

“I’m just curious, because I heard people say that the women who like you could form a line circling Yong City, so I was wondering what kind of person could be worthy of you. Since you’re so good-looking, your future wife should probably also be the kingdom-toppling type, right?”

This was something Yan Ke had never considered.

Rather, he had never considered marriage at all.

All along, he had only thought about staying alive—where would he have the mind to think about other matters?

Marriage?

A wife?

Such things, he probably wouldn’t have even until his death.

However, who said one wasn’t allowed to fantasize a little?

After thinking, Yan Ke gave what he considered a decent answer.

“I’ve indeed never considered appearance and such. As I told you before, in terms of looks, who could compare to me? So I’ve never considered what she would be like.

It’s just that if I truly were to marry someday, she would certainly be someone who greatly attracts me, and also the person I love most. Currently, I haven’t encountered this kind of person who makes me urgently want to settle down for life. Perhaps I’m more likely destined to die alone.”

Yun Dan listened and kept shaking her head with clicking sounds.

“I’m not just saying this, but you’re so good-looking—if you really were to die alone, it would be too pitiful. Such excellent genes should definitely be passed down. You’re so handsome, the babies you have in the future would certainly be beautiful too.”

If he had a daughter who looked like her father, wouldn’t she grow up to look like a celestial being?

Yun Dan suddenly remembered a joke she’d seen in videos before.

Someone said the uglier you are, the more you should find someone good-looking.

To improve the next generation’s genes.

Thinking about it now, if it were someone like Yan Ke, it really would work.

Yan Ke shook his head somewhat helplessly. “I didn’t expect you to think so far ahead, even considering these matters for me. If I can’t find a wife in the future, what then—would you compensate me with one?”

“How would I compensate?”

Yan Ke suddenly walked to her side, bent down and whispered in her ear. “Then why don’t you compensate me with yourself?”

Yun Dan looked at Yan Ke with disbelief.

She couldn’t help feeling this person was doing it on purpose.

“Young Master, even if you think you’re destined to die alone, you shouldn’t give up on yourself. With your perfect external conditions, if you were to hold a matchmaking event, the line would probably circle Yong City. Someone like me would be barely suitable as a foot-washing maid for you—don’t joke with me.”

Actually, Yun Dan’s true inner thoughts were:

If you keep swaying in front of me every day like this, always teasing me and deliberately tempting me, my willpower might not really hold up.

Although Yun Dan was appearance-obsessed, she wouldn’t necessarily try to get involved with someone just because she saw a celestial being.

Come on, she didn’t want to have a bunch of women treating her as a love rival in the future, chasing after her and cursing her every day.

So the best solution was to become sworn brothers with him, to develop a brotherly relationship.

Then there wouldn’t be so many troubles.

“How about I call you big brother? You said you’re ten years older than me. I used to dream of having an older brother, but unfortunately my parents didn’t give me one. I think we get along very well—how about I call you big brother from now on? What do you think?”

“Big brother?”

For a moment, Yan Ke really wanted to crack open her little head and see what was inside.

“You want to be my little sister? Don’t take advantage of me. However, if you feel uncomfortable interacting with me, you can think of me as your big brother in your heart, but don’t call me big brother. I don’t want this kind of little sister. If it were ‘dear brother’ and ‘dear sister,’ that would be acceptable.”

Yun Dan almost rolled her eyes.

Thinking to herself that this person’s mouth really didn’t spare anyone.

Now it was “dear brother” and “dear sister.”

But of course Yun Dan knew Yan Ke was absolutely joking. This person clearly wasn’t some playboy.

She didn’t know which nerve of his had gone wrong, or if his aesthetic judgment was problematic—surely he hadn’t taken a fancy to her?

Yun Dan hadn’t forgotten that the great demon Xiao Yueqing had previously called her just a bean sprout.

Thinking about it, she probably wasn’t the type that these prestigious young masters and renowned figures of the martial world would like.

If she really couldn’t return, should she consider finding a partner in this world?

But she didn’t know how to do anything—would ordinary people even want her?

Yun Dan muttered quietly, “Some words really aren’t funny at all, talking about ‘dear brother’ and ‘dear sister.’ So may I ask, Young Master, exactly how many ‘good sisters’ do you have?”

“Good sisters? Ha, not everyone is like you, wanting to call me big brother right from the start.”

For a moment, Yun Dan felt like she had been trapped by Yan Ke.

“I didn’t want to call you big brother right from the start! Aren’t you being a bit excessive with your words? How can you do this? It was clearly you who deliberately set me up!”

Of course Yan Ke knew that his eloquence was something ordinary people really couldn’t match.

With just a few words, he could easily lead people in circles, especially innocent young girls like Yun Dan—they really couldn’t compete with him.

Yan Ke quite liked Yun Dan’s personality.

This kind of person was very pure, without so many ulterior motives. This kind of person was the most worthwhile to associate with, because she had no agenda toward him whatsoever.

“Alright, little girl, I’ll stop teasing you. The tea has gone cold—are you really not planning to drink a few more cups?”

Yun Dan thought about it and realized it was true.

She really was somewhat thirsty.