All Furries Love Me!! - Chapter 21 PT2

Chapter 21 PT2 – Poaching Employees

If he attacked again, it would go beyond the scope of self-defense.

Huang Jing, who was licking his lips after eating the snake soul, saw this scene and quietly tucked his tail between his legs: ’Xiao Ji usually looks gentle, but I didn’t expect that he can be quite scary when he is angry…’

Bai Wei had already landed on Huang Jing’s head and stepped on the top of the big dog’s head with his little foot to remind him if he had forgotten something.

The ears on the golden dog’s head stood up suddenly, causing the Tit to lose its balance and almost roll off the dog’s forehead. Bai Wei rolled his eyes, flapped his wings and landed on top of Ji Xingchun’s head.

Ji Xingchun: ?!

Although he knew that the little ball on his head, which was not even half the size of his palm, was not a simple thing, Ji Xingchun still subconsciously held his breath.

He held the unconscious Red Falcon in his arms and did not dare to turn his head.

Then Ji Xingchun heard the titmouse’s inner voice:

【Hei Jin should be arriving soon】

【Human efficiency is slow, always taking detours】

Ji Xingchun: ?!

When Ji Xingchun was caught by Lu Fangbin and saw the soul beast that was comparable to the special effects synthesis, his three views were refreshed. Although Lu Fangbin was thinking about things like “demon clan” and “Xuanmen” in his mind, he was more obsessed with the idea of how he would become successful in the future.

In addition, the situation was so tense and critical at the time, so although Ji Xingchun listened, most of it went in one ear and out the other.

Now that he heard a familiar name from the tit, all the strange things that Ji Xingchun had felt in the zoo these days were suddenly connected together.

For example, why are the animals in the park so smart and have such unique personalities?

For example, why is it that such a large zoo can still operate normally with only four employees including him?

For example, why he often hears strange things in his mind.

Ji Xingchun: ‘I feel like my worldview has not been overturned, but completely shattered.’

Rolling his eyes, Ji Xingchun ignored Lu Fangbin who was lying on the ground like a dead dog, and looked at the big yellow dog.

He bent his knees, lowered his body, then stretched out a hand and hooked it at the big dog, making a “zozozozo” sound with his mouth.

It turned out that this sound was common to all dogs. The big yellow dog immediately looked at Ji Xingchun attentively, then came closer while wagging its tail.

Ji Xingchun moved the hand holding the red falcon to the side to avoid being squeezed by the big dog. He rubbed the dog’s head with his free hand, then lowered his head and whispered in the big dog’s ear:

“Are you Huang Jing?”

Big Yellow Dog: Pupil earthquake!

The dog that was being rubbed so happily just now was petrified on the spot, looking as if he was doubting his life as a dog.

However, this only lasted for a second, and it immediately returned to its nonchalant expression, and kept burrowing into Ji Xingchun’s arms, trying to divert the young man’s attention by acting cute.

Although dog looked calm on the outside, his crazy screaming heart had already exposed the fact that he was in a state of emotional turmoil:

【Ah …】

【Hurry up and pretend that I didn’t understand anything! I’m just a happy dog who knows nothing! !】

Ji Xingchun: ………

Bai Wei, who was standing above him and watching his fellow tribesmen doing stupid things, said: …

At this moment, the tightly closed door of Lu Fangbin’s room was opened by someone from the outside.

Ji Xingchun turned his head and saw several public security officers in police uniforms standing there. However, upon closer inspection, their uniforms seemed to be slightly different in detail from those of the police officers he had seen before.

A gentle and elegant woman walked up to Ji Xingchun, her eyes lightly swept over the red falcon in the young man’s arms, the northern long-tailed titmouse bird above his head, and the big yellow dog squatting at his feet, looking very guilty, and then smiled and said:

“Mr. Ji Xingchun, I believe you must be very tired after what you just went through. Let me take you to the lounge.”

“All your questions will be answered there.”

Ji Xingchun nodded. He caught a glimpse from the corner of his eye that several other police officers were holding glowing strips and trying to tie up Lu Fangbin’s hands.

The short police officer gestured for a long time but couldn’t figure out how to tie it. He couldn’t help scratching his head: “His left hand is in a cast and his right hand is broken. How do we tie it?”

The tall police officer next to him slapped him hard: “Were you sleepwalking during the training class?! You just tied a soul-binding rope on a random wrist to seal off his spiritual power. Do you think these are ED handcuffs?!”

Ji Xingchun silently looked away and held back the laughter that was about to come to his lips.

Before leaving the room, Ji Xingchun couldn’t help but ask, “What will happen to Lu Fangbin?”

The policewoman replied: “Using mystical arts to attack ordinary people without authorization, using mystical arts to imprison demons, oh, and there is also a stealing falcon demon egg, let me count…”

“He’ll have to spend at least 30 years in prison, with no chance of having your sentence reduced.”

Hearing this answer, Ji Xingchun nodded. It seemed that he would not see Lu Fangbin again for a very long time.

After walking out of the room, he realized that he was in a building with a very antique decoration style.

The policewoman was walking in front, while on the other side some people were looking at this side with ugly expressions.

Ji Xingchun guessed that these people were probably the so-called Lu family members in Lu Fangbin’s mind.

He didn’t pay too much attention to those people, but just followed the policewoman into the police car. After it stopped, Ji Xingchun looked at the police station in front of him, and for some reason he had a feeling that “what is coming will come.”

The policewoman arranged for him to sit down in the lounge, then smiled gently and said, “Mr. Ji, don’t worry. We brought you here not to interrogate you, but to explain something to you.”

“I believe that after tonight’s experience, you must have gained a lot of new insights.”

Ji Xingchun hugged Hong Xun a little tighter and nodded.

The tits on his head nestled in the young man’s soft hair, and he squatted in a more comfortable position, thinking:

【These humans in the Control Bureau just like to scare children.】

‘…Control Bureau?’

Ji Xingchun blinked, and then saw the lady pull out a picture album from the bookshelf next to her and push it in front of him.

He picked up the album and saw the title written in the style of a children’s picture book:

“Guide to Peaceful Coexistence of Humans and Demons after the Founding of the People’s Republic of China”

Ji Xingchun: …felt a sense of fantasy.

The female police officer opposite him signaled him to open it and take a look, so Ji Xingchun did so. It must be said that at first glance, this album looked like a children’s picture book, but inside…

It really looked like a children’s picture book!!

But the content really shocked Ji Xingchun.

The picture book described the existence and development of the demon race in lively and childlike language, including the various measures taken by modern China after the discovery of the demon race.

Of course, the friendly kind.

Bai Wei, who was squatting on top of Ji Xingchun, was also reading the picture book and commenting on it:

【Well, this is correct.】

【This is a bit exaggerated.】

After Ji Xingchun finished reading the picture book, he had a general understanding of the matter. He gently put the picture book aside and said, “So… letting me read this means that you don’t intend to erase my memory or something like that?”

The policewoman raised an eyebrow and said, “We are a state department. How could we do something so inhumane?”

“In fact, you have a choice now, that is to change careers and join our Control Bureau. The work is easy, work five days a week, two days off, working hours are 8 am to 5 pm, the monthly salary is 6,000 yuan, with five insurances and one housing fund, all holidays are complete without making up for the work, and you can also travel around the world at public expense every year!”

Ji Xingchun listened in amazement as he skillfully listed a series of benefits, and a thought flashed through his mind- ‘they must be very short of people.’

However, before he could react, the titmouse above his head had already jumped down, and in the blink of an eye, a delicate and cute “boy” appeared beside Ji Xingchun:

Bai Wei angrily said, “Xiao Xue, poaching someone is not very decent!!”

As he spoke, he reached out and hugged Ji Xingchun possessively, as if to say, “No one can take away my capable employee.”

The policewoman surnamed Xue said calmly, “It’s just a provocation to get you to show up.”

Although she said so, Ji Xingchun saw a hint of pity in her eyes.

Although Ji Xingchun had guessed the identity of the titmouse, he was still shocked when he saw this “transfiguration” scene.

“Director…” Ji Xingchun said in a low voice.

Bai Wei looked at Ji Xingchun with a pitiful face: “Xiao Ji, don’t be tempted! Don’t listen to her words. In fact, if an unexpected incident occurs, you have to be on call at any time! And the salary is not as high as ours…”

【Most importantly, if you leave, there will only be three monsters left in the zoo!!】

【Look at me, I’m so cute and pitiful! Although I’m cute without my original form… but Xiaoji, can you really bear to abandon us!?】

Although he knew that the “person” in front of him was a bird demon and might be several times older than himself, Ji Xingchun had to admit that the director’s cuteness was quite useful to him, just like a cute boy acting coquettishly with him.

Unable to withstand Bai Wei’s attack, Ji Xingchun coaxed him softly: “I know, I won’t change jobs easily…”

Policewoman: Alas, as expected, when humans and demons fight, they always suffer losses here!

There’s nothing she could do. Who asked the person on the other side to be so professional at being cute?

At this time, there was a knock on the door, and then someone brought in a cup of tea and placed it in front of Ji Xingchun.

Ji Xingchun looked at the cup of tea in confusion, thinking, isn’t he thirsty now?

Bai Wei blinked:

【Such a rich spiritual energy, it seems that the Control Bureau has invested a lot of money.】

【But this is what they deserve. If Xiao Hong hadn’t been quick, Xiao Ji might have died!】

Hearing that this was a good thing, Ji Xingchun didn’t hesitate any more and picked it up and drank it.

It’s strange to say, the tea looked like boiling hot, but it brought a cool feeling when he took a sip, and the coolness flowed down his throat to his internal organs.

In a blink of an eye, Ji Xingchun suddenly felt that the pain from the small wounds on his body was much relieved, and he felt as if his ears and eyes were clear.

He couldn’t help but say, “Thank you.”

The policewoman smiled again, but her smile seemed more genuine: “You’re welcome. You deserve it.”

【Strictly speaking, it is our Control Bureau’s responsibility that we failed to discover that Lu Fangbin was using the Beast Soul Talisman to cause trouble.】

A voice obviously coming from a woman came, but Ji Xingchun was completely stunned.

His mind-reading range was limited to one meter, and the policewoman was sitting opposite him, so she was naturally out of range, so he could not hear what she was thinking.

And he just…

After that, Ji Xingchun became a little absent-minded, and the female police officer noticed this. She signaled her subordinates to send Ji Xingchun home, but the young man politely declined.

Bai Wei then immediately said that he would reimburse Xiao Ji’s car fare.