All Furries Love Me!! - Chapter 23
Chapter 23 – A Little Accident
Bai Zichen couldn’t figure it out.
Obviously in the tribe’s territory, his whole family and tribe members praised him as the most beautiful peacock in their tribe. Why didn’t it work here?
He even launched a poll while surfing the Internet on his way to the zoo, and 87% of people thought that white peacocks are prettier than ordinary peacocks! !
Of course he would not admit that the photo he put in the vote was a comparison between a photo of a white peacock with its feathers spread that he had carefully selected and a random photo of a peacock in a zoo that he had searched online.
Of course, Bai Zichen is not so stupid as to really think that the popularity of his demon form meant that his human form would also be popular.
In order to prove that he is a rigorous and serious peacock, he then posted a selfie to a very popular social networking platform among humans, called Weibo or something, and left a message: Do you think I am handsome?
Not long after that, a lot of people came to him and wanted to get to know him!
It’s just that the messages they sent were a bit weird and hard to understand. Some people kept asking questions like “Are you 1?”, “I’m 0.5, we can send each other, one time per person”, etc., but Bai Zichen didn’t take it to heart.
After all, these are enough to prove that he is very popular among humans!
But…why didn’t it work once we’re inside the zoo?
That human called Ji Xingchun is fine, but how come even those watching the live broadcast don’t know what he is? ? ?
Bai Zichen: ‘I feel the malice of the world.’
Seeing that everyone in the live broadcast was shouting that they didn’t want him but Ji Xingchun, Bai Zichen pursed his lips and reluctantly handed the phone to the young man.
Ji Xingchun took the phone and first checked it to see if there were any scratches or other damages. Then he looked up at Bai Zichen and asked politely:
“You’re not going to host the live broadcast?”
Bai Zichen pouted and muttered, “You do it yourself.”
Although he said so, he still had other thoughts in his mind:
As for handing the phone to Ji Xingchun, it was not because he suddenly came to his senses, but because…
If he held the phone in his hand and the audience asked to see the animals, how could he appear on camera? !
So of course let Ji Xingchun take charge of the live broadcast so that he could make his presence felt!
Bai Zichen had not originally thought of this method, but since these humans were so rude, he had no choice but to resort to this last resort…
Once he performs more in front of the camera, these humans would know his extraordinary qualities!
Bai Zichen thought so, and Ji Xingchun opposite him slowly raised his eyebrows: …
‘Well, I hope this demon won’t cause any trouble later…’
Ji Xingchun sighed and told the audience who were watching the live broadcast:
“Excuse me, the white-haired guy just now is a new intern at our zoo. He is more… ”
Ji Xingchun was stuck at this point, and couldn’t find any suitable adjective for a while. For some reason, the words of Yun Che who had left earlier echoed in his mind again…
Ji Xingchun shook his head and quickly drove the words “empty-headed, carefree little idiot” out of his mind. He coughed lightly and said, “…He is a relatively young person, so please be tolerant of him.”
After hearing Ji Xingchun’s words, the comments suddenly came to light:
【I see, the landlord’s stupid son, right?】
【Laughing to death… This is the first time I see a keeper looking so helpless】
【Could this be a relative of a leader at the zoo, doing an internship at the zoo??】
【Not only do you have to raise furry cubs, you also have to raise human cubs. Thank you for your hard work, the breeder…】
【Cherry-flavored lime throws a rocket launcher at the anchor】
【Nian Nian is expected to throw three mines at the anchor】
Ji Xingchun: ‘…I never thought that I would be rewarded by the audience for something like this.’
Yes, since Ji Xingchun started live streaming, although the daily playback volume had been stable and the number of fans had been steadily increasing, he is very Buddhist when it comes to rewards.
Except for the first day of live broadcast of Little Black Tiger, the audience usually just watched the furry creatures in a Buddhist way. Occasionally, a few fans would give them small gifts when they were happy to watch.
Occasionally, he could earn more than ten or twenty yuan a day.
Ji Xingchun didn’t feel anything about this. Although the director told him that all the profits from the live broadcast room would belong to him, he himself didn’t feel very real about it.
For Ji Xingchun, being a breeder is his main job, and live streaming is just a side job, a side job.
Ji Xingchun had no intention of explaining further, nor did he intend to complain to the audience on the other side of the screen. After all, people came to watch the live broadcast to relax and have fun, not to listen to a stranger like him complaining. Some things could just be mentioned briefly.
Bai Zichen was thinking about his own things over there, so he didn’t think of coming over to take a look at the barrage or anything, and it was a good thing he forgot about it.
Otherwise, seeing the densely packed comments on the screen expressing sympathy for Ji Xingchun, the Peacock Demon would definitely be furious.
Seeing Ji Xingchun start the live broadcast, Bai Zichen immediately perked up. He wanted to steal the spotlight! He wanted to show his presence!
So, the cubs who were leisurely eating the delicious food brought by Ji Xingchun on the ground saw a fellow with a lewd expression and suspicious behavior approaching them.
Although the young demons are much weaker than the adult demons, perhaps because their animal instincts are the strongest at this time, they have unique perception abilities that adult demons did not have.
In other words, they could sense whether the approaching creatures had good or bad intentions towards them.
For example, Ji Xingchun’s scent is very pure, even pleasant, so the cubs all like to get close to him.
However, Lu Fangbin had evil intentions and was always thinking of evil ways. In their eyes, he was like something poisonous and smelly that must be avoided.
As for Bai Zichen…
As a fellow demon, Bai Zichen naturally would not harm the cubs of his own race, but to put it bluntly, he did not have any love for these cubs.
To put it bluntly, caring for cubs is an awareness that the demon race would have only after it matured. This is an instinct that allowed the demon race to continue. Even so, it did not mean that adult demons would be unable to walk once they see cubs.
For example, Hei Jin also loves the cubs, but he gets a headache when he sees them.
Unless necessary, Hei Jin would take a detour when seeing cubs.
Bai Zichen would not want to hurt the cubs, but he did not have any good feelings towards them. To put it bluntly, even he himself had only reached adulthood not long ago.
Bai Zichen: Who isn’t a kid who needs to be pampered?
So in the eyes of these young demons, Bai Zichen’s taste is… very subtle.
Although he seemed to be planning something, he did not pose any threat.
Furries: I see, it turns out this is a stupid one.
“It smells like a peacock demon. No wonder it’s so stupid and has a bird’s brain.” The deer sighed.
As soon as it finished sighing, it felt as if something was poking its leg. It lowered its head and saw an angry little chick, flapping its wings and pecking at it.
This little chick didn’t look as big as Ji Xingchun’s fist, but it looked a bit unique. Its eyes are a circle bigger than those of ordinary chicks, and its feathers are yellow and black with white spots.
Seeing it so angry at this moment, it was obviously angry because it was just hit by the deer’s “map cannon”.
The deer stared at the angry chick and pulled its front hooves back. Suddenly, there was nothing to peck at and the chick didn’t react and fell down.
Although Ji Xingchun’s eyes were not here, he was listening. He quickly lowered his head, picked up the chick and held it in his palm.
There was no way, it was too small. If he just put it on the ground, Ji Xingchun was worried that he would step on it when he was not paying attention.
The little chick lay on Ji Xingchun’s palm and didn’t react for a while. It also knew that it was too small, so it rarely appeared.
This is the first time it appeared in front of the camera today.
After blinking, the chick stood up from Ji Xingchun’s hand and started to complain to the breeder about the deer’s evil deeds!
But it forgot that humans couldn’t understand its language, so no matter how excited and powerful it speaks, to outsiders it is just a series of delicate “chirps”.
【Aaaaaah so cute!! My heart is melting!!!】
【awwwww, where did this chick come from? It can’t be feed, right?】
【What kind of a hell of a joke is that about the feed! I don’t think normal chickens look like this.】
【A chick of the Golden Pheasant. Judging from the growth of its feathers, it is less than one month old. P.S.: The Golden Pheasant is a national second-class protected animal.】
【Big brother 666 above, how did you recognize this? ? ?】
Ji Xingchun understood, so he held the chick in his hand and turned to the young tufted deer, saying to it in a serious tone: “What you did just now was wrong, you have to apologize for it.”
The little deer blinked in disbelief. It looked at the golden pheasant chick that was taking advantage of the situation, and then looked at Ji Xingchun, who had a serious face and didn’t seem to be joking at all: …
Although he was very reluctant, the little deer thought that if he didn’t apologize, the keeper might ignore him in the future and would no longer bring him delicious food, so he had to lower his head to the golden pheasant chick with grievance.
The golden pheasant chick was also stunned. It didn’t expect the breeder to really do justice for it…
Bai Zichen, who had just walked closer, was also stunned when he saw this scene:
This human… was seriously mediating a conflict between two cubs just now? ?
Honestly speaking, let the cubs quarrel. As animals they retain their nature, they naturally have the instinct to bully the weak. Of course, since they are all of the same species, they will not quarrel to the point of causing death.
And Ji Xingchun was actually so serious, as if he really placed every little animal on an equal footing in his heart.
Bai Zichen was shocked and felt incomprehensible.
This Ji Xingchun…he is so weird!!!
This little episode was quite endearing in the eyes of the live audience.
【If the little brother doesn’t want to be a breeder anymore, he can become a kindergarten teacher! I’m serious】
【Help! The guy was trying to reason with the little animal, but he suddenly poked me. What’s going on…】
【Pfft, did you see the silly son of the landlord looking at the breeder in shock? To this, I just want to say: Don’t do that.】
【As expected of a Disney-like keeper, if someone told me he really understood animal language, I would really believe it!】
Ji Xingchun, who was unexpectedly a little slow in some aspects, didn’t think there was anything wrong with what he did. He looked at the ground, then at the furry creatures surrounding him. After thinking it over, he felt that it would be too dangerous for the chick to be put down.
When Ji Xingchun was surrounded by men, Bai Zichen next to him suddenly realized: This is a good opportunity for him to show off!
So Bai Zichen immediately volunteered: “Give it to me! Give it to me!”
Ji Xingchun glanced at Bai Zichen with a slightly conflicted expression.
However, just as he hesitated, Bai Zichen had already strode over. He squeezed the little golden monkey on Ji Xingchun’s arm, causing the little monkey to cry out in grievance, and then he grabbed the chick from the young man’s hand.
Ji Xingchun hissed and subconsciously wanted to stop it, but he was afraid that competing with Bai Zichen would hurt the baby bird. As he hesitated, the golden pheasant chick fell into the clutches of the white peacock.
“Be careful, and be gentle.” Seeing that things had come to this, Ji Xingchun hurriedly warned.
Seeing his distrustful look, Bai Zichen immediately defended himself: “Don’t worry, okay? I’m a professional!”
It was rare to see Bai Zichen so confident. Ji Xingchun’s first reaction was: ‘Is he really a professional?’
Just when he was about to believe it, Bai Zichen’s inner voice came faintly:
【This human is actually doubting me. What the hell? I am also a bird demon!】
【I’m really good at taking care of baby birds! 】
【………Although I only watched them take care of things in the tribe’s territory, I have a lot of experience.】
【It makes me angry just talking about it. Last time I wanted to touch an egg, but they suddenly refused to give it to me! They said that I cracked an egg before… but that was a long time ago! They don’t trust me at all!】
Ji Xingchun:!
‘Sorry, now I don’t want to trust you either!!’
At this time, the golden pheasant chick held in Bai Zichen’s hand turned its head pitifully and looked at Ji Xingchun with a look for help.
In its big eyes, it clearly says: Save me, I don’t want to play with fools…
Ji Xingchun coughed and said, “Why don’t you just give it to me?”
After saying that, he added: “Well, you want to do a live broadcast, right? I feel like if you bring this chick with you, it will affect your performance…”
The barrage also joined in the discussion:
【Please ask that white-haired guy to put down the hostage, oh no, the “chicken” hostage! Return it to the breeder!】
【It must be very uncomfortable for him to hold the chicken like this, he seems to be struggling all the time!】
【Wow, my blood pressure is going up. Can’t you see that chick doesn’t want to get close to him at all…】
When Bai Zichen heard Ji Xingchun’s words, his first reaction was to go against him, and then he heard the little monkey say:
“White peacock, you won’t be welcomed for doing this. Why don’t you put the chicks down and help the breeder?”
Bai Zichen frowned, and Pearl and Xiaolu also tried to persuade him. In addition, Ji Xingchun’s gaze became less friendly as time went on. Finally, he returned the golden pheasant chick to Ji Xingchun while muttering, “Okay, okay.”
Ji Xingchun got the chick. He checked the chick’s condition and was relieved to find that it looked energetic and had no injuries.
After thinking for a while, Ji Xingchun suddenly remembered that the box that originally contained the feed was now empty, so he opened the lid of the box and asked the golden pheasant chick: “Do you want to go out and play by yourself, or stay in here for a while?”
【This human is asking for my opinion?】
The golden pheasant chick blinked, a little surprised.
Because of the thin spiritual energy, although its parents laid several eggs, none of its brothers and sisters were able to hatch except it, so it was a lonely demon when it arrived at the zoo.
It is young and smaller in size. Not to mention humans, even its own kind may bump into it and make it fall if they were not paying attention. Naturally, it is impossible for it to participate in the play and fighting among the cubs.
Therefore, it usually hid in its own little nest. Although it is a little lonely, it is also very safe.
The golden pheasant chick suddenly became a little shy. It rubbed against the human’s fingers and then jumped into the feed box on its own initiative.
The feed box is transparent, with a layer of soft foam at the bottom. The foam was originally used to protect some fruits from having their peels damaged by collisions, but now it has become a cushion for the chickens to rest.
The golden pheasant chick walked around and stepped on the foam, making a small depression, and then nestled in it with satisfaction.
Then it raised its head and chirped twice at Ji Xingchun.
【Thank you, keeper.】
Ji Xingchun felt warm in his heart, and he stretched out his fingers to gently rub the soft fur on the chick’s head.
【Shi Zhiyun threw two rockets at the anchor】
【Such a cute interaction…I feel like my heart is melting…】
【Oh my god, I really think the animals in this zoo have a kind of spirituality that can’t be found anywhere else! The interaction between them and the keeper is like they can really communicate.】
【Looking at my empty room, I suddenly feel lonely. I also want to have a pet.】
The audience in the live broadcast room liked this heartwarming scene very much, but Bai Zichen next to him said: Haha, I felt no emotion at all.
He now understood why these guys were surrounding this human.
This guy is really good at making love!!
With such a gentle and considerate attitude, it’s no wonder these inexperienced cubs would take the bait!
Although he didn’t want to admit it, for a moment even he was a little moved!
No, no, who is attracted to whom? That was just a slip of the tongue! He didn’t have a crush on the human!
Seeing that time was almost up, if he delayed any further his plan would be a complete failure, if not a success. Bai Zichen gritted his teeth, thinking that he had no choice but to resort to the last resort.
Although he couldn’t outperform Ji Xingchun, he could still trip him up!
As long as he could make Ji Xingchun look bad and embarrassed in front of the live broadcast, not only would that make the audience disappointed in him, it would also destroy the impression of him among those youngsters!
As the saying goes, the enemy’s retreat is your progress. He is really smart.
So the question is, how is he going to embarrass Ji Xingchun?
Ji Xingchun: ………He heard everything.
When Ji Xingchun came to the comprehensive park this afternoon, his main purpose was actually to do some cleaning work.
This included cleaning the dirt and dust on the ground, and now he had to deworm the small animals here.
The zoo’s ecological environment is very good, but the rich vegetation also means that there are many mosquitoes here.
As demons, the cubs are not afraid of diseases brought by mosquito bites, but they will still feel itchy and uncomfortable if they are bitten by mosquitoes.
The director of the zoo did not give Ji Xingchun such work instructions. The idea of deworming came to Ji Xingchun last time when he saw a little golden monkey leaning against a tree and scratching itself with tree bark.
However, Ji Xingchun had never done this for small animals before, so he was actually a little nervous, worried that they would resist and be unwilling to cooperate.
The insect repellent had a strong smell, and Ji Xingchun needed to concentrate at that time, so it was inconvenient to hang the live broadcast around his neck, so he had to take off his phone.
Bai Zichen saw this and immediately felt that the opportunity had come, and took the initiative to say: “Let me help you with the live broadcast!”
【I will hold the live camera later, so that I can better capture his embarrassing appearance! And even if I make small movements outside the camera, other humans will not see it!】
Ji Xingchun listened to this inner voice and said calmly, “Then I’ll trouble you.”
Bai Zichen’s desire to cause trouble is too strong, there is no point in refusing on this point, and it would indeed be easier to have another person to help film the live broadcast.
The main reason is that the phone made his neck feel a bit sore after hanging around for so long.
As for Bai Zichen’s little plan… he could only fight against the enemy with his own force and block the water with earth.
Thinking of this, Ji Xingchun went to the storage room and took out the anthelmintic he had bought in advance.
Because there are larger animals like pearls and deer, Ji Xingchun bought two different types of insect repellents. One is a spray that could repel insects over a large area through a matching spray tube.
The other is the drip type, which involves applying the anthelmintic solution to the skin surface of the small animal.
Ji Xingchun thought about it and decided to start with the youngest one, but the golden pheasant chicks were too young and did not need to be dewormed yet, so he skipped them.
“Come here, I’ll do some deworming for you.” Ji Xingchun called out, but the cubs looked uninterested.
Ji Xingchun: “The deworming will heal quickly. It’s just a few drops of medicine. It’s not uncomfortable at all.”
The cubs were unmoved.
Ji Xingchun took a deep breath and said slowly: “. Next time I come, I’ll bring snacks that I made myself for the cubs I’ve dewormed!”
At those last few words, the furries swarmed over!
Ji Xingchun: He knew that no one could resist this temptation.
The deworming of the small animals was completed very quickly, mainly because the cubs were very cooperative. This scene made some viewers exclaim: Why is it so hard to deworm my cat? !
After finishing, Ji Xingchun picked up the deworming medicine for the baby elephants. This is a pink liquid deworming medicine. When using it, you need to open the container of the medicine and then insert the spray tube into it.
In order to prevent the anthelmintic from spilling, Ji Xingchun became more cautious in his movements.
Bai Zichen: Opportunity!!
He hooked his finger slightly, and Ji Xingchun just put down the anthelmintic, and suddenly felt as if something was pulling his trouser leg, and then pulled it down violently.
Feeling his pants about to fall off, Ji Xingchun suddenly panicked. He subconsciously followed the force, but ended up losing his balance because of this action.
The young man staggered and was about to fall to the ground, and behind him was the bucket of insect repellent. Just as he was about to touch it, the little golden monkey screamed!
“The breeder is in danger! Come and help!!”
Pearl was the one who reacted the fastest after being reminded. She immediately stretched out her trunk and wrapped it around Ji Xingchun’s arm, trying to grab the human!
But Pearl was just a baby elephant after all, and was not strong enough to hold an adult human like Ji Xingchun. She felt a pain in her trunk, and tears came out of her eyes, but she still refused to let go.
At this time, the little deer came forward. Although its height was not even as high as Ji Xingchun’s thigh, it took the initiative to raise its body and support the young man from behind.
Feeling the two forces of support, Ji Xingchun finally regained his balance. He felt a cold sweat on his back.
The chicks in the feed box chirped anxiously, and the usually shy and timid red panda came down from the tree on its own initiative. It squatted quietly in front of Ji Xingchun, checking whether it was hurt anywhere by humans.
Everything that happened above was fully recorded in the live broadcast.
The barrage was silent at first, and then suddenly burst out:
【Oh my god, this is so dangerous. I almost screamed when I saw it】
【These little animals really care about their keepers. I don’t know why I feel a little touched…】
【Is the keeper okay? Why did he suddenly fall down just now? Is he suffering from hypoglycemia?】
【If you have hypoglycemia, you need to replenish sugar in time! You have worked hard today, go to bed early!】
Some were surprised, some were excited, and some were concerned.
However, some people looked at this scene and suddenly sparks of inspiration ignited in their minds:
【Don’t you think this picture of a guy surrounded by small animals looks familiar?】
【Ahem, why do I feel like the furry creatures surrounding the little guy look like a scene from a certain cartoon…】
【I said before that the boy has the physique of a Disney princess, but now I realize I was wrong.】
【What Disney princess physique? You are the real Disney princess! ! !】
In the Internet age, all information spreads very quickly.
Ji Xingchun didn’t know at this time that soon after the live broadcast ended, a new topic would quietly emerge on Weibo:
#So you are the real Disney princess#!
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uh, chapter 23 seems to be cut off since the next chapter starts off with a fall?
Thank you so much for the chapter!!!
I just want to say that this is chapter 23 and that chapter 24 is missing
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