All Furries Love Me!! - Chapter 26 PT 1
Chapter 26 PT1 – The Demon is Greedy
At first, when doing that live broadcast, Ji Xingchun didn’t pay attention to the content of the barrage.
After all, the mobile phone used for live broadcast was in Bai Zichen’s hand at that time, he couldn’t see it and had no time to care about it.
At that time, he thought this was the end of the matter.
But it was obvious that he was too naive and didn’t understand the current Internet well enough.
Under the dim light, the young man looked at the mobile phone screen in silence. After a while, he took a deep breath, then turned off the screen and placed the phone on the bedside to charge.
Ji Xingchun: ‘I didn’t see anything. As long as I pretend not to see it, it means nothing happened.’
Well, he’s definitely not escaping reality.
The phone screen lit up again because of a new message:
Snoring in the wind (Note: Wang Kun): 【No, you are not pretending to be offline again? Is that really you?】
Snore in the wind (Note: Wang Kun): 【Forget it, I guess you must have seen it. If it is really you, I suggest you protect your privacy. There are too many bad things on the Internet nowadays.】
Snoring in the wind (Note: Wang Kun): 【Emoji: Keeper, go for it】
The corners of Ji Xingchun’s mouth, which were raised because of the concern of his college classmates, fell down when he saw the last emoticon package with him as the protagonist.
Wang Kun was his classmate in college, and they often ate together in the cafeteria at noon. For Ji Xingchun, who suffered from social anxiety, Wang Kun could actually be considered a friend.
However, no matter how good the friendship was, it would fade away with the passage of time as everyone pursued their own career after graduation.
Ji Xingchun’s finger hovered over the screen for a few seconds before he finally opened his phone and tapped on it.
Ji Xingchun: 【Thank you.】
Ji Xingchun: 【Ugly photo of Wang Kun sleeping】
Snoring in the wind (Note: Wang Kun): 【I knew you were here, we are brothers, what’s there to thank me for?】
Snoring in the wind (Note: Wang Kun):? ! 【Why do you still keep this emoticon! Delete it!!! Delete it for me!!!】
Messages kept popping up on the screen, enough to show how crazy the person on the other side of the network was.
Ji Xingchun calmly turned his phone over and pressed the shiny side of the screen downward, using his best tactic of pretending to be deaf and dumb.
It’s just sending emoticons, who couldn’t do that?
As for the popular thing that Wang Kun mentioned… Ji Xingchun decided to remain unchanged in the face of ever-changing circumstances.
Anyway, the live broadcast room suddenly became popular for some reason before, but the heat faded away.
Ji Xingchun thinks that he is a very ordinary person, and his personality, speaking style and work style are all very ordinary.
He lives and works as usual, so this time the attention will surely fade away quickly like before… right?
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Because of her busy work, Song Jingjing hadn’t logged into the live broadcast app on her mobile phone to watch her favorite furry live broadcast for a long time.
After a week of overtime work, Song Jingjing finally had a day off and collapsed on the sofa. She reflexively took out her mobile phone and checked Weibo.
Most of the bloggers that Song Jingjing follows on Weibo are cute animal bots, and her homepage is occasionally filled with news, current affairs and interesting stories forwarded by her friends.
Due to mental fatigue, Song Jingjing was originally planning to just scroll through the web and go to bed, but out of the corner of her eye she caught a glimpse of a group of emoticons forwarded by a friend she followed.
The protagonist of the emoticon package seemed to be a real person. Song Jingjing, who had never been interested in celebrities, subconsciously wanted to skip it, but suddenly found that… the person in the picture seemed a little familiar? ?
Song Jingjing clicked on the picture to enlarge it. Isn’t this the keeper who rescued the black tiger cub during a live broadcast that she had noticed by chance more than half a month ago??
It’s not that she had a good memory, but the keeper was really good-looking, and the scene of him handling the little tiger was also very impressive, so Song Jingjing still remembered it now.
The pictures in the emoticon package seem to be directly captured from the live broadcast. For example, the emoticon package of 【breeder rushes to the duck】 shows the keeper giving a bath to a white duck with a hose.
Song Jingjing: ‘Are there ducks in that zoo? This emoticon is a little cute, I saved it.’
【Socially-phobic smile】 This sticker showed the keeper being forced to work, with an awkward but polite expression as he read out the IDs of the viewers who had given him tips in front of the camera.
Song Jingjing: ‘It’s so immoral, but I like it and saved it.’
In the sticker,【Disney Princesses Arrive】 the keeper is standing in the center surrounded by animals and a pink filter.
Song Jingjing: Hmm… Hmm? ?
What is this???
Song Jingjing was stunned for two seconds and then started laughing wildly. With the idea of persecuting the young man, she decisively clicked the forwarding button!
‘Which talented netizen photoshopped this emoticon package?’
She swiped down again and saw a new Weibo post:
【@Sweet and Sour Tiger: Live slicing, about the origin of the keeper’s title of “Disney Princess” 【doge】【Video Clip】】
Song Jingjing blinked, looking at the more than 1,000 reposts of this blog post, and couldn’t help but wonder in her heart: ‘Is this little zoo in Anxin City finally going to be popular? And now there are people who are editing the live broadcast for me and recommending it to others!!’
‘Why do I suddenly feel like the little seedling I’ve been caring about has grown into a big tree overnight?’
Well, although she didn’t send any gifts, and just gave him a quick follow…but she wasn’t afraid to say that she could be considered an old fan!
With such a wonderful feeling, Song Jingjing opened the Jinjiang app and saw that the account named “Anxin Wildlife Park” now had over 100,000 fans!
The interface showed that the host had not started broadcasting, but she could see a notification about the live broadcast arrangement.
Song Jingjing: “There will be a special live broadcast event for 100,000 fans the day after tomorrow, and the breeder and all employees will be in person to do the business…?”
She decisively pressed the “start broadcast reminder” button!
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When Ji Xingchun returned to the zoo after his vacation, he was ready to fulfill his promise. When he was deworming the small animals before, he had told them that the cubs who finished the deworming would be rewarded with his homemade snacks.
However, soon, no one knew how the news leaked, but almost the entire zoo knew that Ji Xingchun was going to make delicious snacks.
As an enthusiastic fan, Huang Jing first expressed his strong desire to Ji Xingchun, “I want to eat it too.” For this reason, he even said that he could appear in the live broadcast in his original form!
It could be seen that this demon is really greedy.
Compared to Huang Jing, Hei Jin and Yun Che’s reactions seemed very calm. After all, although the demons could transform into human form, their digestive systems were actually quite different from those of humans.
Many humans eat delicious oil, salt, sauce and vinegar, but the demons will have diarrhea if they eat them. Although they will not die, they will suffer.
The director, on the other hand, seemed quite interested, as if he was curious about what kind of food humans could make.
As for Bai Zichen…
Ji Xingchun felt that something must have happened to the demon on the day he was away. Otherwise, why would he look so listless, and it was obvious that a strand of hair on his head had been cut?
Whenever he saw Ji Xingchun, a conflicted look would appear on Bai Zichen’s face, as if he was having some difficult battle between himself and his conscience going on in his heart!
In short, under the instigation of the director and Huang Jing, Ji Xingchun originally only intended to make some delicious food for the cubs in the garden, but unknowingly he ended up making delicious food for all the demons in the garden.
It just so happened that the number of fans of the live broadcast account had reached 100,000. According to the practice of the Jinjiang app platform, when the number of fans reaches a certain level, the anchor will often conduct some special live broadcasts to thank the audience.
For example, making a live broadcast in women’s clothing, washing hair upside down, etc.
Ji Xingchun thought about it and decided that since he had to cook food for the entire zoo anyway, he might as well use this as a special live broadcast.
On the day of the live broadcast, Hei Jin and Huang Jing brought back the fresh ingredients that Ji Xingchun needed early in the morning.
This time, a special demon came to help Ji Xingchun shoot, so the young man no longer had to hang the phone around his neck. This was a rare time for him to appear in the live broadcast in its entirety these days.
At the beginning, Ji Xingchun was relatively calm. Although he was socially anxious, he had broadcast live so many times, so he should have been desensitized!
Then, shortly after the broadcast started, looking at the increasing number of online viewers in the background of the live broadcast, Ji Xingchun said: …
He took back what he had said earlier.
So when the audience who received the reminder of the broadcast rushed into the live broadcast room, the first picture they saw was:
Ji Xingchun standing behind a clean stage, giving the camera a stiff and awkward smile.
The comments said:
【Confirmed, it’s still the socially anxious breeder guy】
【Ah, before I came in, I thought I would see the breeder in women’s clothing x】
【Shouldn’t the special live broadcast be about wearing a princess dress?】
【The zoo is not doing this, think carefully about why the guy looks so normal (dog head)】
Yun Che, who was holding the live broadcast camera, glanced at the barrage: …
Well, it’s a good thing the human couldn’t see barrages now, otherwise the expression on his face would definitely be very interesting.
Ji Xingchun opened his mouth, but for a moment he couldn’t figure out how to organize his words. He couldn’t help but look away for help.
Huang Jing saw his sign for help and, as a social bulldog, he immediately took the initiative to go over and said excitedly, “Xiao Ji, what delicious food are you going to make? I’ll help you!”
Seeing Huang Jing appear, the barrage of comments suddenly became a commotion again:
【This yellow-haired guy is also very good-looking! Plus the narcissistic white-haired guy from a few days ago… Damn, is your zoo’s recruitment standard based on handsome guys?!】
【I don’t know why this scene made me hallucinate the video of the social phobia cat and the social bulldog hooking up hhhh】
【What did he call the breeder just now? Xiaoji?】
【Ahem, let’s not dig up the information of the breeder, just watch the live broadcast】
With Huang Jing sharing the pressure and attracting the attention, Ji Xingchun felt a little more relaxed because he no longer had to interact with the audience or explain.
While listening to Huang Jing talking, Ji Xingchun had already started preparing food.
Considering that there were many varieties of small animals in the zoo, Ji Xingchun asked the director in advance about the dietary taboos of the demons and chose ingredients with strong palatability as raw materials.
He peeled the pumpkin and purple sweet potato, then cut the washed broccoli and carrots into small pieces with a knife and put them in the steamer.
After the vegetables are cooked enough to be easily pierced with chopsticks, Ji Xingchun puts vegetables of different colors into a blender in batches and blends them into vegetable puree.
The mashed vegetable puree still showed the original colors of the ingredients, and also emitted a faint plant-specific fragrance, which made the vegetarian demons present twitch their noses slightly.
Hei Jin’s eyes flickered, and he quietly pushed his glasses up to hide the regretful look he gave to carrot puree.
He also liked carrots very much. They were crispy and sweet when eaten raw, but when they are mashed into puree…they don’t have that same taste.
Bai Wei moved closer with great interest, his eyes following Ji Xingchun’s movements, and from time to time he would interrupt and ask the young man what a certain kitchen utensil was used for.
Because Bai Wei had never appeared in a live broadcast before, the sudden appearance of this “boy” did not arouse too many questions in the barrage. At most, some people exclaimed, “What a cute boy!” and “Did he dye his hair?” Most people thought he was a relative of an employee at the zoo.
However, unlike Hei Jin, Baiwei and others, the “fragrance” of vegetables and fruits seemed a bit unappetizing to carnivorous creatures.
Yun Che, who was holding the live broadcast camera, kept his arm steady, but an extremely frank expression of disdain was revealed on his face. It seemed that if he was not still responsible for the live broadcast mission, he would have walked away by now.
Huang Jing, who was standing next to Ji Xingchun, had a more humorous reaction. He looked pitiful and aggrieved, leaning against the table like a demon. He said in a trembling voice:
“Xiao, Xiao Ji, are these all vegetables…”
Although he was an omnivore and could eat vegetarian food, but… he just liked to eat meat!
Otherwise, why would countless cat and dog owners go through so much trouble to find ways to get their cats and dogs to eat some vegetables!
Ji Xingchun, who was waiting for the vegetable puree to cool down, looked at Huang Jing with amusement, and the comments were also amused:
【Hahaha, little yellow-haired guy, wake up? These are for the furry ones to eat, not for you!!】
【The blond guy must be a meat lover like me. I feel like he looks dead when he sees those carrots and broccoli 2333】
【This meat-eating party is just opening the microphone and stomping on them! Carrots and broccoli get off the table!!!】
【↑P Only coriander should be kicked off the table! 】
【??? People who love coriander are like a puppy that was kicked when passing by!】
Because Huang Jing’s expression was really funny, Ji Xingchun deliberately left him alone for a while before answering:
“This portion is for the cubs who only eat vegetarian food. I will make two more portions for the pure carnivorous and omnivorous cubs later.”
“Okay!” Huang Jing’s eyes lit up when he heard it, and immediately the whole demon became energetic again.
Ji Xingchun put the beaten vegetable puree into a piping bag, and then squeezed it into molds of various shapes layer by layer. After it was left to cool, a colorful small “cake” base was ready.
The bottom layer is purple sweet potato puree, followed by golden pumpkin puree, dark green broccoli puree, and orange-red carrot puree, stacked up layer by layer. It looked very cute just by looking at it.
After removing the cake from the mold, Ji Xingchun placed some chopped apples, bananas and strawberries on it, which immediately added a bit of tempting feeling.
【So cute!! I want to eat them!! Is your zoo still short of small animals? I can apply for a job!】
【Cooked vegetable puree and fresh fruit are absolutely fine for humans, not to mention small animals】
【I think this cake doesn’t look very tasty. Please send it to North China so I can help you taste it】
【The sound of the abacus above can be heard throughout China!】
Because the shapes of the molds were different, the sizes and quantities of the “cakes” that come out of the molds are also different. Ji Xingchun had just made a batch when he saw Bai Wei pick up the smallest piece with one hand and stuffed it directly into his mouth.
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