All Furries Love Me!! - Chapter 43 PT2

Chapter 43 PT2 – Xiao Ji Deals with the Little Cub Who Pretends to be Sick

You should know that among all the demon cubs in the zoo, there is actually a legend circulating, which is… no matter how they disguise themselves, it is always difficult to deceive Xiao Ji!

Whether it was a cub trying to divert Xiao Ji’s attention so as to steal an extra piece of delicious food from him, or a naughty cub hiding quietly to scare the breeder, every time Ji Xingchun seemed to… as if he knew their plans in advance and solved them so easily!

The demons often have a natural tendency to respect the strong, and this is no exception among their cubs.

So after a few times, the cubs were all convinced by Xiao Ji, which is one of the reasons why Ji Xingchun, as a human, was quickly accepted by them.

However, this legend has been broken by Xuebao Er Hao till today! !

The little snow leopard was very happy, but at the same time he continued to pretend to be whining in pain. Although he didn’t quite understand what Ji Xingchun meant by “fever”, he had already thought about how he would show off to his friends after the event was over.

Let them say that they are stupid every day, but Xuebao Er Hao is not stupid. He has deceived Xiao Ji, the leopard!

Just as Xuebao Er Hao was imagining a bright future, he felt a pair of hands reaching under his armpits and trying to pick him up.

Ji Xingchun tried it and felt it was a little difficult. Although Xuebao Er Hao was still a cub, it was not small in size.

He is nearly one meter tall and weighs thirty to forty kilograms!

Ji Xingchun wanted to pick up Xuebao Er Hao as if he was going to pick up two bags of rice, but the rice was in bags, which at least had a handle to hold on to, but it was a bit troublesome for Xuebao Er Hao.

The snow leopard cub squinted its eyes and continued to hum perfunctorily. Noticing that Ji Xingchun was having some difficulty in picking it up, it quietly put its feet on the ground to reduce the young man’s burden.

Little did he know that his movements had been clearly seen by the audience in the live broadcast room:

【He quietly puts his feet on the ground and helps the guy lighten his load. It is confirmed that Xuebao Er Hao is pretending to be sick, but did he not think that he would be exposed by doing this? After all, the guy must be able to feel that he has lost strength.】

【Conclusion: Xuebao Er Hao is smart, but not much】

【So the snow leopard cub pretended to be sick because they wanted to attract the attention of the keeper? It seems that the cubs are very attached to Xiao Ji today!】

【Maybe it’s because he was busy with the reality show and they felt left out?】

【Seeing the leopard pretending to be sick and the boy cooperating with it, I seem to know why the cubs in the zoo are so unscrupulous, they are completely spoiled by the boy! 】

【You just realized this note? 2333】

Xuebao Er Hao didn’t even know that the audience in the barrage were “arguing” about his IQ. He feels so happy that he is a really well-behaved and considerate snow leopard. He must be Xiao Ji’s favorite cub in the entire zoo!

Ji Xingchun naturally felt that the burden on his hands was suddenly much lighter. He couldn’t help but glance at Xuebao Er Hao, and then he saw the snow leopard cub look away guiltily.

Pretending that he hadn’t seen it, the young man placed the snow leopard in his arms on a table, and then took out the medical box that had been placed under the table.

This is the snow leopard park’s built-in “infirmary”, which contains some medical supplies including medicines to prevent the cubs from suddenly getting sick one day.

However, it is obvious that this measure is prepared for real animals. At least Ji Xingchun has never seen the young monsters have symptoms such as colds, fevers, and excessive body temperature.

This made him feel much more at ease.

Xuebao Er Hao only felt that the platform beneath him was a little chilly. For some reason, his instinct as a demon was warning him.

Being laid flat on the stage by Ji Xingchun with its limbs spread out, the snow leopard cub shrank its neck uneasily. For a moment, it suddenly had the urge to tuck its tail between its legs and jump down.

………No, how could a leopard monster escape from the battlefield? Xiao Ji would not hurt it!

Thinking of this, Xuebao Er Hao strengthened his belief, and then he felt Ji Xingchun gently rubbing his belly with his hand.

When it comes to how to rub animals, Ji Xingchun’s skills have long been perfected. After being touched like this, the ominous premonition that Xuebao Er Hao felt was immediately thrown to the back of his mind!

It squinted its eyes in comfort, and a purring sound came out of its throat, which is unique to cats when they are happy, and its limbs were stretched out in relaxation.

「Completely exposed」

「How comfortable is this! I completely forgot that I was still pretending to be sick!」

「I, Leopard, have stopped pretending!」

Ji Xingchun looked at the cub’s relaxed appearance, and he curled his lips slightly, then returned to his serious expression and said in a worried tone:

“Let’s check Xuebao Er Hao first, listen to its heartbeat and so on.”

As he said this, he took out a stethoscope from the medical box and put it on his ears in a very formal manner. Then he stuck the round film used to transmit sound on the belly of the little snow leopard.

Xuebao Er Hao, who was still enjoying Xiao Ji’s massage service, heard this and suddenly remembered that he was still pretending to be sick. He immediately restrained his movements and expressions, and then looked at the young man in confusion as he touched himself with that strange silver-white thing.

It felt a little itchy, and it couldn’t help but hide for a moment, then it was held down by Ji Xingchun and given a warning to “don’t move.”

Ji Xingchun did not study veterinary medicine in college. He judged the condition of animals more by their state and thoughts. So now, although he seemed to be listening to Xuebao Er Hao’s heartbeat seriously, he actually heard nothing.

Putting down the stethoscope, Ji Xingchun said calmly: “The stethoscope didn’t detect any problem, so let’s take Xuebao Er Hao’s temperature.”

As he said this, he took out another mercury thermometer, and after shaking it vigorously, Ji Xingchun felt that it was almost ready to use.

Seeing his posture, the audience of the barrage also thought of something:

【Mercury thermometer, where is this usually measured…?】

【Underarmpits, oral cavity, and anus, among which the temperature of the anus is the most accurate】

【? ? ? What word did I say earlier that was censored? By the way, do snow leopards have armpits? 】

【Ahem, the one that was censored is, um, the place where we use to poop】

【Don’t think about it, the animals you test are all **, let’s light a candle for Xuebao Er Hao first】

Xuebao Er Hao, completely unaware of what he was about to face, stared curiously at the small stick in Ji Xingchun’s hand:

「Where on earth did Xiao Ji get all these weird things? Is this for cleaning my ears」

Xuebao Er Hao really liked Ji Xingchun cleaning its ears, and for a moment he felt a little bit of anticipation, with his tail wagging behind him.

Ji Xingchun looked at the cub’s innocent eyes and suddenly felt like he was some kind of evil person…

After closing his eyes, Ji Xingchun put some Vaseline on the thermometer. Then he turned Xuebao Er Hao over, put one hand on Xuebao Er Hao’s back to prevent it from struggling, and said in an overly gentle tone:

“Just bear with it for a while, it won’t hurt much…”

Xuebao Er Hao: Why do I have such a bad feeling? ? ?

The snow leopard cub saw from the corner of his eye that Ji Xingchun’s hand holding the thermometer gradually moved down, gradually reaching a somewhat delicate height, and then…

Xuebao Er Hao:! ! ! !

Ji Xingchun stopped his hand in time and raised his eyebrows to look at Xuebao Er Hao who suddenly jumped down from the platform. At this time, the snow leopard cub’s fur was all blown up, and it looked like its body had suddenly doubled in size!!

Xuebao Er Hao’s big tail was obviously blocking “that” place of his, and his pair of big blue eyes stared at Ji Xingchun in horror!

In fact, Ji Xingchun didn’t really mean to measure Xuebao Er Hao’s temperature just now. He was just pretending to scare the snow leopard cub.

The cub watched Ji Xingchun approaching him slowly, and the young man said in a gentle tone: “Don’t be afraid, you are sick, I have to take your temperature. If you don’t cooperate, how can I know where you are uncomfortable?”

「Wow wow wow Xiao Ji is so scary!! I, I’m not really sick!!」

「I should have known better than to pretend to be sick! I really shouldn’t have believed what that stupid mink said!!」

With these thoughts in mind, Xuebao Er Hao panicked and “swooshed” past Ji Xingchun and jumped back into his own den. His speed was so fast that it was even comparable to the snow leopard’s relative, the cheetah.

At this time, Xuebao Er Hao was terrified and helpless, but the audience in the live broadcast room was full of laughter, which fully explained the inability of humans and “Leopards” to communicate their joys and sorrows:

【Ohhh help me, this is the first time I see Xuebao Er Hao running so fast!!】

【Can you not run fast? If you don’t run, your virginity will be lost, okay (doge)】

【I suddenly remembered that when I was in primary school, I also pretended to be sick in order to avoid going to school. I was immediately found out and was rewarded by my parents with a meal of bamboo shoots and fried pork.】

【I have to say that the guy acted quite realistically. If I hadn’t seen his expression at the beginning, I would have thought he really believed that Xuebao Er Hao was sick and wanted to check it out.】

Ji Xingchun felt helpless and amused when he saw Xuebao Er Hao curling himself up into a furry ball and hiding in his den pretending to be a turtle.

He walked over, reached out and gently pressed his hand on the top of the snow leopard cub’s head, and said, “Actually, I knew you were pretending to be sick.”

Xuebao Er Hao:? !

Then the little snow leopard looked up in disbelief. The shock to the whole leopard was even more serious than when the thermometer was used before!!

Ji Xingchun thought for a moment and added: “Well, I knew it from the beginning, including when you were pretending to sleep there.”

Xuebao Er Hao:! ! !

So, it was just performing for the air before!? !