Endless Throne - Chapter 27

Those hands were flawless and perfect. His fingers were slender with distinct knuckles. The thin calluses that had originally formed from sword practice had completely disappeared after being healed by the Main God Space. Resting on the bone blade, he appeared gentle and leisurely, like a young master from an aristocratic family admiring his collection, without a trace of killing intent.

No matter when, Lin Yebai always possessed a kind of harmonious and composed bearing. His spine was straight, his figure upright, as if nothing and no one in this world could make him bow his head.

And now, facing such a dangerous situation, he still chose to meet it head-on.

Even after making such a perilous decision, he remained calm and unhurried, making one’s heart surrender in admiration.

Xiahou Yun gazed at Lin Yebai with even more fervent eyes, with a kind of pathological devotion. Even his fox ears drooped down softly, his whole being immersed in indescribable excitement.

However, Lin Yebai only focused on examining the knife, not sparing Xiahou Yun a single glance.

[Soft Cat Ears]: Inseparable from baby every day, just lying around to win, the bone knife might become life’s winner

[Blooming Wealth]: Wouldn’t that thermos be blissfully happy to death?

[Kang Shuai Fu Iced Black Tea]: Dr. Xia’s symptoms are getting a bit intense

[Peace for a Lifetime]: So many monsters, they’re almost rushing up, so worried! Hope baby can safely get through this, Amen

[Super Rich Tangerine Seat]: Brothers, throw that guy called Peace out

Zhou Yuan took a deep breath and spoke first:

“Brother Lin, if I die, you must bury the USB drive from my backpack with me. There’s still stuff in there I haven’t finished watching…”

“Zhou Yuan——” Zhang San suddenly raised his megaphone and shouted wildly, his voice penetrating and powerful, echoing through the clouds:

“Zhou Yuan, I know you’re listening!!!”

“I love you——”

“I want to confess to you in front of the whole world…”

“Damn!” Zhou Yuan’s face turned green with anger, clenching his fists tightly.

[Super Rich Tangerine Seat]: Meow, scared me so much my fur stood up, totally caught off guard

[Lord of the Gods]: 23333

[Abyss Monarch]: A trace of bewilderment flashed through his deep starlike eyes, the corner of his mouth lifted, letting out laughter: “Keh keh keh keh keh…”

[Crispy Shark]: Beep! Looking everywhere for my head card

At this moment, the atmosphere in the car changed. Coach Wang desperately pursed his lips, afraid he might burst out laughing.

Young Wang Zherongyao hugged his toy bear, his pupils trembling violently. He never expected that Brother Zhang San actually really liked Zhou Yuan!

A dignified workshop director with such a bright future, why would he think of liking the fierce and nasty Zhou Snake Spirit?

“Why does he know my name?” Zhou Yuan suddenly thrust his head toward the front seat, staring at Xiahou Yun, the small snakes on his head hissing coldly.

“That’s right, it’s exactly what you think.” Xiahou Yun nodded calmly.

“You betrayed your comrade, betrayed the organization. Are you even human?” Zhou Yuan’s eyes almost shot fire as he grabbed Xiahou Yun’s collar.

“He really gave too much.” Xiahou Yun coughed lightly, somewhat embarrassed.

“How much?” Zhou Yuan’s expression remained fierce.

“One hundred blood pearls.”

“Give me half.” Zhou Yuan smiled, instantly like spring rain, immediately letting go and helping Xiahou Yun smooth out the wrinkles in his collar that he had caused.

“I’ll give you all of it.” Xiahou Yun had actually sold for two hundred blood pearls, but Zhou Yuan didn’t need to know that.

His fox tail quietly swayed, swaying~ swaying~

“Good brother.” Zhou Yuan patted Xiahou Yun’s shoulder and drew his head back.

Lin Yebai hadn’t expected blood pearls to be so easy to obtain. The joy that the blood pearls in the sack brought him seemed somewhat diminished.

“This song is dedicated to my beloved Zhou Yuan~”

“I’ll sing it well, I’ll definitely let you see my sincerity!”

Zhang San raised his megaphone, straddling a huge mutated pig, and began singing loudly:

“String your heart and my heart together~”

“String a lucky clover~ string a concentric circle~”

The aberrants unconsciously swayed their bodies to the music’s rhythm.

Some aberrant aunties skilled in square dancing were already dancing in the crowd.

“Loudly call to the sky, I love you~”

“To those wandering white clouds, say I miss you~”

….

“Let us love freely!”

Lin Yebai wanted to speak but hesitated. Looking back, Zhang San was chasing them riding a pig, followed by a vast army of aberrants, occasionally swaying their bodies, spinning and jumping. He finally spoke, asking:

“Do people here always accompany their declarations of love with song and dance?”

“Pfft——” Someone was laughing.

Zhou Yuan looked back, everything was peaceful.

Coach Wang had a solemn expression, Wang Zherongyao was tightly hugging his toy bear, the little spiders were obediently staying in the cat carrier, listening to mommy and not making sounds in front of strangers.

No one was laughing, it seemed to be just an illusion.

Zhou Yuan didn’t know how to explain to Lin Yebai that the Rat King from last time had also suddenly started singing. This was really too bizarre.

“There’s no such custom, it’s just Zhang San being too…”

“Pfft——” Someone snickered again.

Zhou Yuan observed carefully, everyone looked serious.

He suppressed his anger and explained:

“What Zhang San is doing isn’t courtship, it’s madness! His brain must have been kicked by a pig!”

Zhang San had left Zhou Yuan with enormous psychological trauma. All of this could have been avoided. Zhou Yuan glared viciously at Xiahou Yun:

“Dr. Xia, one hundred isn’t enough! At least one hundred fifty!”

“That’s too much, I’d have to pay extra.” Xiahou Yun frowned.

“No way, it must be one hundred fifty. We’re about to fight, why are you still haggling!”

“Fine then.” Xiahou Yun was very reluctant but grudgingly agreed.

Still made fifty profit, his fox tail quietly swayed, swaying~ swaying~

The entire convoy was traveling at maximum speed. The front cars had already reached the bridge; a little faster and they could escape.

They were originally at the rear position. Zhang San sang to the climax, squeezed his legs, and the pig he was riding suddenly charged forward, accelerating!

“Holy crap, pig rush!”

Zhou Yuan panicked. Zhang San was about to catch up. Just seeing Zhang San’s ugly face made his fists itch unbearably.

“Stop them! Don’t let them get on the bridge!”

At Zhang San’s command, countless aberrants tumbled and crawled, pouncing toward the tail of the convoy.

The last car was forced to stop. The windows were quickly broken, and battle was about to erupt.

“Continue forward.” Song Yao ordered.

The priority was crossing the bridge. There were simply too many aberrants; providing aid would only trap the others here as well.

Zhang San saw a green figure in the distance, his eyes lighting up:

“Zhou Yuan——”

“I see you…”

“Your snake tail is still so charming, so hot——”

“Yuan Yuan! Wait for me…”

Zhou Yuan punched the seat behind Xiahou Yun, gritting his teeth:

“Xiahou Yun! You didn’t tell him I’m a fucking man!”

“What? He doesn’t know you’re a man!” Xiahou Yun was even more surprised.

Coach Wang’s gaze suddenly became profound as he analyzed seriously:

“Marxism tells us that things have two sides. If things go badly, Zhou Yuan could still cross-dress and hook up with Zhang San…”

“Then use his blood pearls and beat up his underlings…”

Wang Zherongyao, who had been watching the whole time, shuddered violently. There wasn’t a single good person in this car! For someone as young as him, this was truly terrifying!

“Actually makes some sense…” Zhou Yuan fell into contemplation.

[Watermelon Patch Sinner]: Pretty boy furrowed his brow, discovered it made some sense

[Truth Supreme]: I can’t wait to see what happens next

[Man Upon Man]: Hurry up! Hurry up!

[Magician’s Big Zen Staff]: I want to see too, Amitabha

Zhang San grabbed a nearby aberrant and hurled it at the car Zhou Yuan was in.

With a loud crash, the rear window instantly cracked.

Xiahou Yun remained very calm and continued driving forward.

“Yuan Yuan, your Prince Charming is here——”

Zhang San slapped the big fat pig hard, but the pig suddenly stopped moving, stuck up its rear, and let out three loud farts in succession.

Perhaps because its body had grown larger, the stench was also amplified. Zhou Yuan’s face turned even greener as he desperately held his nose:

“The smell is too strong… ugh…”

Zhang San was embarrassed and somewhat frantic, frantically beating the pig’s rear:

“Damn! Run for me, no pooping allowed!”

“Run… hold it in…”

However, the pig defecated even faster, an endless torrent spanning the horizon.

Zhang San was enveloped in the intense stench and began retching too.

If there had been any other option, he wouldn’t have chosen to ride a pig.

But while good pigs were common, thousand-li horses were rare.

This pig was already quite a decent mount.

“Dr. Xia, go faster, we can definitely shake him off…”

Zhou Yuan was extremely relieved to see Zhang San held up.

The good times didn’t last long. After the big fat pig took care of its biological needs, it felt light and moved even faster, quickly catching up behind their car and ramming directly into it.

“Stop the car!”

“Stop the car now!”

“Give me back my wife!”

Zhang San threatened with his megaphone:

“If you don’t stop I’ll have this pig ram your car off the bridge!”

“I believe my wife won’t die!”

Zhang San didn’t just say this, he actually did it.

The SUV was rammed askew several times, already deviating from its original route. Everyone in the car was very nervous, afraid of falling directly off the bridge.

Xiahou Yun’s expression became serious as he reminded everyone:

“Prepare for battle!”

He suddenly stopped the car. Before he could open the door, the outside was instantly crowded with aberrants like a tide.

“Damn!” Zhou Yuan whipped his snake hair and grabbed two cleaver knives, ready to get out.

Time was too short; he hadn’t been able to learn knife techniques from Lin Yebai, only some small monster-killing tricks. For example, where to cut for the easiest kill, or how to strike more efficiently.

Today’s Zhou Yuan was an emotionless killer with only one goal: to chop off Zhang San’s dog head.

“Wait a moment.” Lin Yebai coughed lightly twice, his brow slightly furrowed, appearing even more frail, as if he might fall ill from the slightest breeze.

The blood aura carried by the aberrants was too heavy, somewhat choking, and it stirred the deep craving for slaughter within him. Those blood-red eyes became even brighter, with hidden anticipation for what was to come.

He opened the passenger door, and countless arms reached in.

In an instant, blade light flashed.

Before anyone could see clearly, many severed arms rolled on the ground.

Lin Yebai supported himself on the car door, leaning out most of his body, unhurried and calm. He slightly raised his eyes, meeting Zhang San’s gaze directly as he rode his pig.

Zhang San instantly felt a pain in his rear, and indescribable fear crept into his heart.

[I Am a Little Green Dragon]: Oh no! It’s that man♂

[Watermelon Patch Sinner]: Butt, danger!

[Soft Cat Ears]: Baby’s eyes lit up, it’s the scent of points!

“How have you been?” Lin Yebai politely greeted him.

Zhang San’s heart jumped. Why is he actively asking about me?

He must be concerned about me.

When he looks at me, his eyes are so bright, like they’re glowing.

My god! Why must such a handsome me be cared for by a man?

Ah, this damned, overwhelming charm!

It’s only been one meeting, maybe he’s been secretly watching me before?

How painful! He must have been coveting me for a long time! Otherwise he wouldn’t have stabbed my butt directly last time…

Eek! So perverted!

Zhang San shuddered violently, glaring at Lin Yebai with shame and anger:

“I, I won’t fall in love with you, I already have someone I like!”

[Braised Big Rabbit Leg]: Oh my! Just entered the livestream and saw this! So exciting!

[Support Radish North]: That long-haired little brother couldn’t be the host, could he? Shocked, did he confess to the pig-riding guy??? No way! No way! No way!!! How could anyone like this type!