Genius Trainee: My Husband Isn't Human - Chapter 4

The Xu family was considered one of the prominent families in S City. As the only son of the Xu family, Xu Zhenlin had everything—family background, talent, and most importantly, good looks and refined manners. At the age where young people first experience love, practically no girl could resist being attracted to a boy like him.

Xu Zhenlin’s appearance caused the atmosphere to become tense. Although Feng Yijun had indeed invited Xu Zhenlin, no one expected he would actually accept the invitation and attend the birthday party. He walked toward Luo Jingcha and asked, “Are you okay?”

Though his tone was casual, it made the girls present envious, especially Feng Yijun. Even though she tried her best to control herself, if one looked carefully, they would notice that the wine glass in her hand was almost about to be crushed.

Seeing Feng Yijun walking in this direction, Luo Jingcha slightly curled her lips and said, “It’s nothing, everyone was just joking around. I didn’t take it seriously.”

Xu Zhenlin nodded, “Tell me if you’re being bullied. This kind of campus violence isn’t allowed in middle school anymore.”

Luo Jingcha secretly marveled—so he was a champion of justice.

At this moment, Feng Yijun approached, surrounded by her entourage, and said to Xu Zhenlin, “Zhenlin, you misunderstood. I was just inviting them over to eat cake, nothing else. Let’s go over there first. There’s water prepared there; the bar area is for people who drink alcohol.”

As she spoke, she glanced at the cocktail next to Luo Jingcha, making her meaning quite clear.

Seeing this, Xu Zhenlin frowned and said, “Minors should avoid drinking alcohol.”

Luo Jingcha thought to herself that he was being overprotective, but outwardly she expressed surprise, exclaiming “Ah!” and pretending not to know as she said, “This is alcohol? I didn’t know. I’ve never been to a bar before…”

Zhang Leyan: “…”

Hearing this, Xu Zhenlin’s expression softened a bit, and he said, “It’s okay, let’s go over there and have some water.”

“Okay.”

After speaking, Xu Zhenlin nodded and walked away by himself, completely ignoring Feng Yijun who was standing nearby.

Feng Yijun’s face turned green with anger. Zhang Leyan whispered in Luo Jingcha’s ear, “Why do I feel like you’re acting a bit strange tonight?”

“Strange how?”

“Well… I can’t quite put my finger on it, but you seem kind of… b*tchy,” Zhang Leyan couldn’t think of a better word after pondering for a while.

Luo Jingcha smiled and said, “This is called walking the path of a green tea b*tch, leaving the real green tea b*tch with nowhere to go.”

She had come here specifically to teach Feng Yijun, that little green tea b*tch, a lesson. Making her uncomfortable made Luo Jingcha feel satisfied.

She noticed Zhang Leyan’s phone lighting up in her pocket and said, “If the company is urging you to go back, you should hurry, or you’ll get scolded for being late.”

Zhang Leyan scratched her head awkwardly, “Oh, you noticed…”

“Mm-hmm, you should go first. I’ll leave soon too. With Xu Zhenlin here, they won’t dare cause trouble,” Luo Jingcha reassured her.

Zhang Leyan thought about it and realized she was right, so she said, “Then I’ll leave first. If they bully you, be sure to call me!”

Luo Jingcha nodded, “Okay, go on.”

Zhang Leyan gave a few more motherly reminders before leaving. The nonchalant attitude of the two made Feng Yijun’s anger rise. With Xu Zhenlin still around, she couldn’t openly do anything, so she could only give a signal to a girl nearby when Luo Jingcha walked to the cake. The girl nodded, her eyes hardening as she rushed toward Luo Jingcha.

Luo Jingcha hadn’t anticipated this move. Caught off guard, she was knocked directly into the cake. Her white T-shirt was completely covered in colorful cake.

As she got up from the cake, her disheveled appearance caused everyone to burst into laughter.

The girl “kindly” pointed behind her, “I’m sorry, I didn’t notice you were there. The restroom is that way. You should go clean up.”

Luo Jingcha didn’t say anything and headed straight to the restroom.

However, once in the restroom, she didn’t rush to clean up but stood quietly by the sink, waiting.

Soon, the sound of several footsteps came from the door. Seeing the aggressive group of people, Luo Jingcha slowly curled her lips into a smile.

The leader was Feng Yijun, who had finally shed that outer layer of pretense in this environment, revealing her true aggressive face.

But before Feng Yijun could speak, Luo Jingcha went straight to the point. “Shall we talk alone?”

Feng Yijun seemed unprepared for this approach from Luo Jingcha. She snorted coldly, “What gives you the right to talk to me?”

Luo Jingcha provoked her. “Are you afraid?”

Feng Yijun laughed mockingly, “You? Me, afraid of you? Who do you think you are, coming to my birthday party to seduce Xu Zhenlin, and now wanting to talk to me? It seems the lesson last time wasn’t enough. You didn’t listen to a word I said!”

This elementary school-style threat was something Luo Jingcha had heard too many times to be affected by it. She said, “About Xu Zhenlin’s secret, do you want to know?”

These words made Feng Yijun’s expression change slightly. She seemed somewhat tempted, but her followers behind her said, “Yijun, why are you wasting words with her? This time, let’s break her legs and slash her face. See if she still dares to flirt in front of Xu!”

“Once this opportunity passes, it won’t come again~” Luo Jingcha reminded in a drawn-out voice.

Feng Yijun looked at her and told her group of followers, “Wait for me at the door. Come in when I call you.”

After all the followers left, Feng Yijun asked, “What secret does Young Master Xu have? Hurry up and tell me!”

Luo Jingcha glanced at the door and beckoned her, whispering, “Come closer. How could Young Master Xu’s secret be casually revealed? It would be terrible if someone overheard.”

Feng Yijun looked impatient but still obediently leaned in. Luo Jingcha moved close to her ear and said, “His secret is—he doesn’t have a small…”

After she finished speaking, Feng Yijun’s face turned red, then she realized she had been tricked. But before she could say anything, she felt a heaviness on the back of her neck and passed out.

Luo Jingcha laid her on the ground, clicked her tongue, and shook her head, saying, “Little sister, you’re still too young.”

She quickly stripped off Feng Yijun’s clothes, exchanged them for her own dirty clothes, untied Feng Yijun’s shoelaces to bind her hands and feet, and finally grabbed some cake cream from her body and smeared it on her face. After thinking for a moment, she let down her own hair and also smeared some cream on her own face.

Perfect.

Feeling that everything was flawlessly executed, Luo Jingcha squatted down and pinched Feng Yijun’s philtrum. Soon, Feng Yijun woke up. Upon realizing her situation, she took two deep breaths and screamed in extreme anger, “Luo Jingcha, I’ll kill you!”

That’s good that she screamed—Luo Jingcha had been afraid she wouldn’t.

She found a rag to gag her mouth. Soon, the followers guarding the door rushed in. Both girls had cake smeared on their faces and had exchanged clothes. The followers didn’t immediately notice any difference between the two, so they asked Luo Jingcha, “Yijun, what happened?”

Luo Jingcha had several voice actor friends in her previous world and had some talent for voice imitation. Mimicking Feng Yijun’s voice, she said, “This bitch actually dared to trick me. Give her a lesson for me.”

Hearing this, the followers all surrounded Feng Yijun.

Amid the cursing crowd, Luo Jingcha washed her face. No one realized that the face in the mirror should have been the target of their “lesson.”

Luo Jingcha walked out of the restroom with dignity. Someone noticed she was wearing Feng Yijun’s clothes and asked, “Why are you wearing Yijun’s clothes? Where is she?”

Luo Jingcha showed gratitude and said, “Yijun is such a good person. When I went to clean off the cake, my clothes got all wet. She was afraid I’d catch a cold, so she gave me her own clothes. She said there was a clothing store nearby where she could buy new ones.”

Hearing this, the person said, “The school beauty is indeed a school beauty, so generous!”