Girl, There's Something Wrong With You - Chapter 50

“By the way, I was so focused on the fight earlier that I didn’t notice—how did a human male get in here?” The other party asked with a strange expression, as if something had just dawned on them.

“That’s none of your business, flat-chested freak,” Ye Ru said coldly. “Name your price, or I’ll settle the score with you properly.”

“I’m not a flat-chested freak!” The other party immediately exploded in rage. “I’ve said it before! No chest until I become a demon god!”

“This one, we initially called her Yujing San(Three),” Ye Ru explained to Cheng Jinyang beside her. “Once, she had a fight with her sister, and in the heat of the argument, she swore by removing her chest, vowing to only grow it back once she ascended to demon god status. So we started calling her flat-chested freak.”

“It’s not an oath, it’s a grand aspiration, a pledge with my chest, thank you,” Yujing San said helplessly.

“Can demons freely modify their bodies?” Cheng Jinyang asked curiously.

“Yes,” Ye Ru replied. “Most people evolve towards a more beautiful form or one they personally prefer. Changing for the worse like her is quite rare among demon lords.”

“Did you come here just to mock me?” Yujing San asked angrily. “Or do you want to ask me something? I’m already dead, there’s nothing on me worth your concern.”

“There is,” Ye Ru said with a smile. “Since you still have some time before your revival, stay here and protect my people while they harvest blood energy.”

“So this human can not only come here but also plunder blood energy like us?” Yujing San examined Cheng Jinyang closely, clicking her tongue in amazement.

“Stop wasting time. Are you in or not?” Ye Ru asked impatiently.

“Of course!” Yujing San immediately agreed. “Humans are as plentiful as ants outside; there’s no shortage of them. But a human this unique, I’ve never seen before. Can I study him?”

“How do you want to study me?” Cheng Jinyang asked cautiously.

“Hmm, I don’t know,” Yujing San thought for a moment. “I could observe you for a few days first.”

“Don’t worry, she’s not too bright,” Ye Ru whispered to him. “Just make something up and it’ll be fine.”

“Alright,” Cheng Jinyang agreed.

Then Ye Ru took her leave, leaving Cheng Jinyang and Yujing San staring at each other.

“What’s your name?” Yujing San asked.

“Cheng Jinyang.”

“A pretty common name,” Yujing San crossed her arms, seemingly trying to accentuate her non-existent chest—unfortunately, she had removed it so thoroughly that it was futile no matter how she posed.

“What are you looking at!” Noticing his gaze, Yujing San immediately flew into a rage. “Don’t call me flat-chested freak, or I’ll tear you apart!”

“I didn’t mean it that way,” Cheng Jinyang turned his head away.

“And no calling me short and angry either,” Yujing San added warily.

Cheng Jinyang: ……

This one really doesn’t seem very bright.

Regardless, this demon had wiped them out several times before. Even though she was now intimidated by Ye Ru’s threats and didn’t dare attack him, he still had to stay cautious.

“Miss Yujing San…” Cheng Jinyang cupped his hands in salute, only to hear Yujing San put her hands on her hips and say, “Call me Yujing. Listen up, once I revive, I’ll first take the rank of Yujing Star General. After ascending to demon god, I’ll seize the position of Sanshui Ape Star Officer!”

“When I become a great demon, I’ll take the position of Jianbing Star Lord! Then you can abandon Tianquan and come serve me. That way, I’ll have a man too, ha ha ha ha ha!”

Cheng Jinyang: ……

“Then I wish you a swift ascension,” he said, cupping his hands again, speechless.

“Fair enough,” Yujing said, finding a place to sit nearby and casually crossing one leg over the other. “Weren’t you going to plunder blood energy? Get started, let me see! Hurry up!”

Cheng Jinyang could only comply, thinking that if she really wasn’t too bright, maybe he could start his demonization and connect everyone’s consciousness. After some thought, he decided to discuss it with Miss Wang first.

So he found an excuse to slip away. Yujing San didn’t suspect anything and let him go, telling him to return quickly.

….

Changxing Island, undersea tunnel, Songjiang entrance.

After recounting the secrets revealed by Ye Ru, the girls were left speechless.

“So there really is a way to enhance bloodline concentration, but we humans just didn’t know about it,” Xing Yuanzhi mused.

“Yuanzhi, that involves turning into a demon,” Cheng Jinyang reminded her.

“But after becoming a demon, you can become more beautiful,” Cui Jinqi reminded. “And if I remember correctly, isn’t this Ye Ru the one who turned from a human into a demon while retaining her self-awareness?”

The girls’ eyes lit up at this: becoming more beautiful was an irresistible allure, far more appealing than maintaining a “pure human bloodline.”

“Hey! That’s not the point right now!” Cheng Jinyang quickly said. “Besides, after becoming a demon, you can’t have children!”

Wait, hold on, it’s not that you can’t have children; you just can’t have them with humans, but you can with half-demons…

“Let’s not dwell on this. Anyone who wants to become a demon can find a puppet to bite them in reality,” Miss Wang interrupted their endless fantasies. “And Jinyang, there’s no need to worry about exposing your demonization secret in front of that demon.”

“Because she’s not too bright?” Cheng Jinyang asked seriously.

“Because you already exposed it in the previous battle,” Wang Wanrou replied.

Cheng Jinyang: ?

Alright, I’m the one who’s not too bright.

But it’s better to be cautious about this. Xie Guyan had already warned that there are some demons who are hostile to my half-demon bloodline. Who knows if Ye Ru is one of them?

And I don’t know if Xiaoli has mentioned this to Ye Ru. If she hasn’t, then I definitely need to keep it a secret just in case. If she finds out later and asks why I didn’t tell her, I’ll just say, “Because you didn’t ask.”

Perfect!

Reactivating his demonization, Cheng Jinyang flew back to Changxing Island, where he saw Yujing San idly killing anomalies for fun.

“Too weak, too weak, too weak!” She tore off all the creature’s limbs, wielding them like giant swords to smash the creatures away. “This is so boring… Huh?”

Noticing Cheng Jinyang had transformed into a non-human state, she smiled, stood up, and clapped the blood off her hands:

“Your transformation is still the most interesting. How about a spar?”

“I’m going to harvest blood energy,” Cheng Jinyang quickly flew away.

What a joke, wasn’t the last beating you gave me enough?

“Don’t give up so easily!” Yujing San leaped rapidly between the buildings, closely following his flight path. “You need to challenge stronger opponents to improve; you’ll never grow by bullying the weak!”