I Became The Legendary Emperor Throughout the Ages After I Started Giving Away My Territory - Chapter 135.2
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After returning, the personal maid rushed into the kitchen, grabbed a rolling pin, and began to knead the dough.
Han Chuchu asked in confusion, “Miss, what are you doing?”
“I’m kneading dough because I’m going to make poisonous bread to kill him!” the personal maid said bitterly.
“Poisoning? That could lead to trouble…” Han Chuchu worried.
“Don’t worry, I won’t use real poison. I’ll just add extra chili pepper to make a legendary insanely spicy bread. I’ll spice him to death!”
“Oh~”
Han Chuchu watched the other’s serious demeanor and asked, “But Miss, do you know how to make bread?”
The personal maid was dumbfounded: “I can’t do it, you come help me quickly!”
“But I don’t know how either!”
“Stop talking nonsense and lend me a hand!”
……
The next day, the personal maid came to find Lin Beifan carrying a basket of steaming bread.
Lin Beifan was very pleased: “Qianjin, you’ve come. Come sit by my side!”
The personal maid approached with the lunchbox, speaking softly and gently.
“Your Majesty, thank you for your deep affection for this common girl! I truly have no way to repay you, so I made a basket of buns, hoping Your Majesty won’t disdain them!”
Lin Beifan was even more delighted and hugged the personal maid once again, saying excitedly: “How could I disdain them? You have me in your heart and made delicious food for me, I’m too happy to express it! Thank you!”
The personal maid’s face turned green with irritation.
This bastard is doing it again?
This is the third time!
I’ll remember this debt!
The personal maid pushed Lin Beifan forcefully: “Alright, Your Majesty, don’t get too excited, let’s eat some buns first!”
“You’re right,” Lin Beifan nodded.
The personal maid opened the lunchbox, and Lin Beifan looked down.
Upon looking inside the box, Lin Beifan saw an assortment of buns, each of a different shape and size. Some were even shaped like a lump of feces, with a matching dung-yellow color, which made Lin Beifan marvel in amazement.
“Qianjin, the buns you’ve made are truly ingenious; they’re not something just anyone can make. You’ve really put a lot of effort into this!”
“Really? Your Majesty, why don’t you eat them while they’re still hot?”
The personal maid was already excited; she couldn’t wait to see Lin Beifan’s deflated expression after eating.
“Alright, alright!” Lin Beifan began to eat heartily.
Then the personal maid was shocked. You’ve eaten so many chilies, and yet you don’t find them spicy?
“Your Majesty, how are the buns?” the personal maid asked cautiously.
Lin Beifan, while eating and laughing, said, “Not bad! It’s actually delicious. Try it if you don’t believe me!”
“Really? Don’t you think it’s spicy?”
“It is a bit spicy, but the flavor is just right. Try it and you’ll know!”
“Alright then!” The personal maid was quite skeptical.
But seeing Lin Beifan enjoying his food so much, she picked up the smallest bun with her chopsticks and took a bite.
That one small bite instantly turned her little face a bright shade of red!
Then he exhaled a breath of fire: “So spicy! Cough cough…”
Lin Beifan watched amusedly, crooked his finger, and all the chili inside the bun was transferred away by him, then he continued to eat with big bites.
The personal maid ran back and drank a whole bucket of water, and only then was she able to suppress the burning spiciness.
“Miss, how did it go?” ‘Han Chuchu’ asked with concern.
The personal maid said huffily: “Don’t even mention it. That bastard isn’t afraid of spicy food at all, so the plan failed!”
“What do we do now?” ‘Han Chuchu’ inquired.
“Of course, I must continue to seek revenge!”
Following that, the personal maid concocted a variety of other flavored foods.
Whether sour, bitter, salty, or numbing, none seemed to affect Lin Beifan.
On the contrary, it was she who often fell into the trap, tasting all the flavors of sour, sweet, bitter, and spicy, almost ruining her own sense of taste.
“Miss, just give it up, you can’t beat him!” ‘Han Chuchu’ advised.
“I can’t just let it go!”
The personal maid exclaimed angrily: “I have never suffered such a loss in my life! If I don’t avenge this, then I am not Han Chuchu!”
“Miss, what do you plan to do next?” ‘Han Chuchu’ asked.
“Next, my plan is as follows!”
The personal maid whispered, “We’ll invite him for a drink, making sure no one else follows! Once we get him drunk, we’ll give him a good beating and then immediately flee from here!”
“Alright, Miss!” ‘Han Chuchu’ nodded in agreement.
Thus, they prepared a banquet with drinks and invited Lin Beifan over as a guest.
Lin Beifan gladly accepted the invitation: “Why have you invited me over for a meal?”
The two women exchanged glances, and ‘Han Chuchu’ said with a smile, “Mainly because we’ve disturbed Your Majesty so much these days, we feel quite guilty! So we’ve arranged a banquet with drinks, and we hope Your Majesty won’t find it too shabby!”
Lin Beifan nodded, “I see, you both are very considerate!”
Looking down, he was taken aback.
The ground was covered with jars of wine, the fragrance of which wafted to his nose.
“You’ve prepared so much wine!”
The personal maid said with a beaming smile, “My young lady can hold her liquor, so we’ve prepared a bit more. I hope Your Majesty doesn’t mind!”
Lin Beifan laughed heartily, “I never knew Miss Chu was such a heroine among women. Tonight, we shall drink to our heart’s content!”
Both women cheered in agreement and then took their seats.
The personal maid sat next to Lin Beifan, continuously pouring him wine, cup after cup.
She also struck a thousand charming poses, exuding a myriad of allure, and said in a soft, gentle voice, “Your Majesty, please enjoy at your leisure!”
Lin Beifan was overjoyed, repeatedly toasting and drinking.
After the time it takes an incense stick to burn, he was already heavily intoxicated, waving his hand: “I can’t drink anymore, any more and I’ll be drunk!”
The personal maid was delighted: “It’s better to be drunk Your Majesty!”
Another incense stick’s time passed, and Lin Beifan was now bleary-eyed, slumped over the table.
The two women were thrilled, and ‘Han Chuchu’ quietly asked, “Miss, shall we make our move now?”
“Yes!” The personal maidservant nodded eagerly, unable to wait any longer.
However, remembering the grievances she had suffered these days, as well as the many doubts and confusions, she called out.
“Wait, first, I have to ask him a few questions!”
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