I Want to Have a Girlfriend Too - Chapter 49

You don’t like BL, do you? Hey?!

 

“Kagurazaka, is shortening my lifespan your hobby? Hmm? “

“…I’m sorry.”

 

　Kagurazaka looks a little dejected after I lecture her.

　How many times have I seen her like this ……?

 

　…Oh God! Don’t be so sad! You make it seem like it’s my fault!?

 

　You need to learn a little! Seriously!

 

“Nozomu-kun, Nozomu-kun.”

“What’s wrong, Maya-nē?”

 

　As I was lecturing Kagurazaka, Maya-nē, sitting beside me, tapped me on the shoulder.

 

“Lately, this kind of thing is popular in our class, you know〜.”

 

　Saying this, Maya-nē suddenly handed me a thin book.

 

　The class is over, and it’s after school.

　Students without club activities would have gone home, but unfortunately, I’m working an unpaid job in the student council office.

 

　Ah…why did I join the student council?

　Right… it’s because a teacher threatened me.

 

　The student council is very busy even after the Sakura School Festival.

　We have to check the equipment for each activity, allocate the budget, make the program for the school assembly, and so on.

 

　I have to work again and again…

　I’ve gone off-topic. Anyway, I picked up the thin book Maya-nē gave me.

 

“Let’s see… [Hot Friendship of Men – Forbidden Love Cannot Be Stopped]… hmm…”

 

　I flip through the pages of a book with that title.

　And there, on the very first page, naked men embrace each other tightly.

 

“——Maya-nē, what’s this? “

“Um, my friend recommended this book to me.”

“You need to get rid of that friend right now.”

 

　Why is this stuff popular?

　Isn’t it weird? I thought love stories about boys making out were only for a select few people.

 

　I guess Maya-nē’s friends must be pretty tainted.

　I’m starting to worry about her friendship.

 

“Wow… wow…”

“This is amazing… “

 

　Saijouin, who was working, and Kagurazaka, who was serving tea, approached us and looked at the thin book, muttering quietly.

　Because they’re a normal girl, it is not surprising to hear such a shocked voice.

　This book is just plain weird.

 

　So, you two, don’t keep turning the pages while blushing. It’s bad for you, you know?

 

“It’s true that this BL is popular among both men and women in our class.”

“Senpai, there’s something wrong with your statement.”

 

　Senpai also interrupted his work and said so with the thin book in his hand.

 

　…I don’t want to go to Senpai’s class.

　Why is it also popular among boys..? I’m afraid I’ll be targeted.

 

“I saw this too, and I’m kinda into it.”

“Maya-nē! As your junior, I’m begging you. Please don’t get into it! “

 

　I get down on my knees to Maya-nē.

 

　I don’t want to! My childhood friend Onē-chan likes BL!?

　Maybe if I was talking to a boy, I might hear her say, “Oh…Nozomu-kun’s… is so precious” I’ll be so embarrassed!

 

　And Kagurazaka and Saijouin, stop turning to the next page! Even my friends shouldn’t like BL!

 

“Boy, give it up. This is no longer the Maya that you know.”

” ….Senpai “

” [Boy, give it up. This is no longer the Me that you know.]——Does this mean that Tokimori-kun is the receiver and Yousuke Senpai is the aggressor? “

“Wait, Kagurazaka! The words are not the same. “

 

　Oh no, Kagurazaka’s ears have gone crazy because of her interest in BL books.

　Now Kagurazaka seems to be able to turn men’s conversations into a BL conversation.

 

　It’s hard to believe that changing one word can make it so BL-like… Japanese is so difficult.

 

“Maya has taken off into a different world. Her proclivities have changed. “

” [I’ve taken off into a different world. I’m in love with you! ]—— No, maybe it’s the other way around? “

“No, Saijouin. The second half of the line is completely different from the first…”

 

　Is Saijouin has an ear problem too?

　The second half of the sentence is completely changed.

 

“Please, boy, use your power to help Maya get back on the right track! “

” [… sigh …haa…… you’re the best, Boy! I’ve never felt such a good feeling! More… more… give me more! ] ——I hope Nozomu-kun is the recipient.”

“Maya-nē! How do you make it sound like that?? Not a single word is the same!? “

 

　This BL book is horrible!

　People who see this are cursed to make statements sound BL-like!!?

　Maya-nē’s brain seems to convert a man’s speech into a BL line.

 

“Of course it’s a joke.”

“That’s right〜〜. There’s no way I will fall for such a creepy thing. “

“Tokimori-kun, even I don’t like this one.”

 

　The three of them deny it in unison.

 

　…Well, I’m glad to hear that.

　I’m shocked to see people close to me getting into BL.

 

　Moreover, they are so beautiful that they are called the three most beautiful girls in the school.

　If they were to fall in love with BL, I’m sure all the boys in the school would be shocked and faint in shock for a while.

 

　Their words reassured me.

 

“Well then, Senpai, let’s continue with our work.”

” [Well then, Senpai, let’s continue with that ]——I don’t know that Tokimori-kun was also interested… “

　……

” I don’t know how to do this paperwork.”

” [I don’t know how to move from here]——Even those of us with a sense of humor would be turned off by this……. “

　……

“Well, maybe Saijouin can help you out later? “

” [Senpai… make sure you make me feel good, okay? ]——I can’t keep up with Nozomu-Kun’s s*xuality …… “

“I can’t keep up with your conversations either!! “

 

　Why are you guys talking like I like Senpai!?

　I thought I never said weird things!?

 

　And why do you keep going on and on about it ?

　What was I doing with Senpai!? You didn’t do anything strange!? Hey!

 

“Well, let’s stop joking around and get back to work, shall we?”

“Right, Tokimori-kun, let’s go back to work, okay?”

 

　With that, they went back to their work.

　I’m so tired of all their nonsense——It doesn’t make sense.

 

　But I wonder if they’re really okay?

 

　Well, I don’t think they would fall for BL.

　Besides, Saijouin has someone she likes. Yes, so she must like men properly…it must be.

 

　I believed that and tried to go back to my work.

　Then Senpai came up to me and whispered to me.

 

“By the way, boy, people in my class fell with BL just by looking at this book.”

 

　Then Senpai said and went back to his work.

 

　………….

 

“Wait, Senpai! What did you just say!? What did you mean by that?

 

　Why did you leave something so disturbing at the end!? Is this book seriously cursed!?

 

　What is this? Did you guys really like BL!? Hey !?

 

 

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Comment from the author

 

I’m sorry for the strange story. m(_ _)m

 

I’ll write the next episode properly, so please look forward to it!