My Childhood Friend Attacked Me When I Declared That Her Birthday Present Was 'Me' - Chapter 12
Daughter and Father’s Turn
“Are you staying over tonight? If so, take a bath and come to me afterwards! I’ll take a bath first!”
“Yes……”
With that, Daigorou-san stood up and headed for the bathroom.
The living room was emptied by the 2-meter-tall giant……
In the silence, the first words were…
” ” Hooorayyyyyyy! ” ” (「「よっしゃぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁ！！」」
)
The two people, Kaori and Auntie, posed triumphantly.
Auntie, still in her triumphant pose, quickly started typing something on her phone…
-Ding-dong♪
From: Mom. Dad.
Message:
[ Hooorayyyyyyy! ]
[ Hooorayyyyyyy! ]
So stupid. Are they all idiots?
“Don’t [Hooorayyyyyyy!] me. I took several slaps over and over!”
“Five, right? I think you got 5 slaps.”
“No one asked for the count!”
Five? I took exactly as many as I was told. As expected of a married couple… no! (Chapter 9)
“I felt your love for me… The way you stood up to Dad again and again… I was moved!”
“Don’t be moved on your own! I didn’t stand up to him! You’re interpreting things too conveniently!”
“Well, no matter how much you struggle, since we got Dad’s seal of approval… it’s already decided that we’ll be together!”
“Don’t look so happy! And don’t talk about struggling anymore!”
“Well, Daigorou-san is someone who keeps his promises. It’s absolutely outrageous not to keep them. It’s directly linked to your death, okay? Struggling is foolish; it’s like being caught in a spider’s thread. There’s no escape anymore…”
“Death… Could you please stop saying that with such conviction, Auntie…”
“Hey! It’s not Auntie, it’s mother-in-law, right?”
Ah, no way out…
“Yay-yay!” (うきうき！, Ukiuki!)
“Cheers-cheers!” (らんらん！, Ran ran!)
“That’s enough, you guys…”
“I’m out of the bath.”
“So fast?!”
“Huh?”
“Ah, nothing…”
Why do you have to glare at me like that?
I can’t say that, though.
“It’s your turn, Kouta-kun. Go in.”
“Ah, yes…”
“Ah, yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!”
“What’s wrong, Kaori?”
“Dad! I’m going in with Kouta-kun!”
” …….. “
Daigorou-san… I feel bad for your heart… Every word she says is damaging, and he’s taking lethal doses…
“Ah…”
“We don’t need to hide anything now that we’ve seen each other’s bodies? This thin piece of cloth like this is nothing?”
“T-that’s right… Since you guys have already… taken it to that point… it’s natural to take a bath together…”
“It’s not natural! I’ll go in alone! No, please let me go in alone!”
Despite my desperate resistance, I managed to avoid going in together.
But…
“The bathroom is big, right? Even though we’re childhood friends, I’ve never seen you like this before~♪ Kouta-kun, right?”
“You have to wash properly, right? The shampoo and conditioner are in the blue and green bottles, right? You have to wash your body properly, too?”
“I don’t think you think I’m dirty or anything, but… We’ve had sex once. We have to wash properly! Right, Kouta-kun”
“I wish she’d go away soon…”
The true nature of the noise can be heard only in the form of a voice from the bathroom door.
“Leave me alone! Let me be alone!”
“What? A period of boredom?”
“That’s not it!”
“Marriage blues?”
“Do you know what you’re talking about?”
Regarding [marriage blues.] I guess it’s true it’s particularly more relevant for women.
“Can you leave already if you understand?”
“Just wait a bit……I’m researching something on the Net~.”
“Do you have to do it now?”
“I have to!”
“What on earth do you need to research?”
“Huh? It’s about the early signs of pregnancy.”
“Don’t talk about such graphic stuff!”
“Just because it’s raw?”
(TN: playing on the word “生” (raw), which sounds the same as the “生” (graphic/explicit) )
“Shut up!”
“Symptoms like a sudden increase in appetite, irritability, and even bleeding from the butt!”
“What do you want me to do with that information?”
“Ah~. I’m suddenly hungry. Even though I just ate? Weird~. Could this be…?!”
“No way! No way! That doesn’t happen in a day! You idiot!”
***
“I’m tired…”
I intended to take a bath… but I’m not relaxed at all… It’s all because of her.
“She just keeps talking nonstop…”
“Kouta-kun.”
“Y-yes!”
This voice.
“Did you warm up in the bath?”
“Y-yes…”
There was Daigorou-san, sitting in a chair…
“Sit down here, too.”
“Er, o-okay.”
“I’ll drink beer. You’re underage, so I’ll give you grape juice, pretending it’s wine.”
“Y-yes.”
Oh wow. You have something like that from the Renaissance. You keep something like that at home… (TN: I don’t get it.)
And to that, he added grape juice.
“Cheers.”
“Y-yes.”
“Cheers.”
“C-cheers…”
Daigorou-san gulps his drink down in one go…
That’s quite amazing.
“Puh~…”
” ……… “
“Kouta-kun.”
“Y-yes. W-what is it?”
“Isn’t my daughter cute?”
“Excuse me?”
In retrospect, I should have said [What are you talking about?]…
I should have retorted him.
Because of that, Daigorou-san talks about his daughter…
And it didn’t stop until early morning.
I want him to stop…
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