My Childhood Friend Attacked Me When I Declared That Her Birthday Present Was 'Me' - Chapter 14

I Don’t Want to Go to School!

“Daigorou-san? Aren’t you going to work?”

Daigorou-san, who was shaken by Auntie when he woke up, stood up abruptly and began preparing for work as if he had transformed into a different person.

“What is that…”

Are you a robot? Or is it appropriate to call him an embodiment of corporate slaves?

No, I mean… It’s amazing that he can move… Weren’t you drinking beer to your heart’s content just a while ago?

You shouldn’t have sobered up yet…

“Daigorou-san’s workplace is nearby, so it’s fine. He can drive even with alcohol in his system.”

“Oh, I see…”

I’m not particularly concerned about that.

Why are you casually cleaning up the beer cans on the table…

Why is nobody surprised? Are you used to it…? Or is it just me? Am I the one who’s crazy for being confused?

“Instead of focusing on Daigorou-san, hurry up and get ready too. You’re going to school, right?”

Ah, right. I forgot. Another source of my misery.

“Right, today is the first school day.”

“It’s not the first day of school, it’s Tuesday. It’s too early for a holiday, okay? “

“Yesterday felt so intense that it felt like a week, no, a month.”

“Come on, Kouta-kun. Get changed. I’ve already done your laundry.”

“Why did you casually do my laundry?”

“Yesterday, didn’t you come in your school uniform? You said you wanted to keep it on, and then we both just came all over each other?”

“Don’t mix in unpleasant words.”

The Japanese language truly has various meanings, huh? Even with using the same words. (TN: Come, came.)

“That’s why I washed them cleanly. So don’t worry. Let’s go! To school!”

“Ah, by the way…”

“Yes?”

“Can’t I have a day off today? “

“Why?”

“Why? Why… Well…”

“Oh, you want to have s*x again? Then let’s go to my bed…”

“No-No! Wrong! Seriously, also, lower your volume when you’re talking!”

Suddenly I feel mysterious pressure from behind me.

If I don’t shut this girl up, I might get punched or slapped again. It’s the sixth strike.

“I have my reasons.”

“What? Is it because your period hasn’t come?”

“I’m not a girl…”

“Then what is it?”

I reluctantly open my heavy mouth.

“I’ll definitely be teased by my classmates.”

“You won’t be teased.”

“What guarantee do I have? “

“Kaori, do you prefer bread or rice?”

“Bread! Spread some strawberry jam!”

“Alright then. And what about you, Kouta-kun?”

“Well, I’m talking about something important right now…”

“Before you talk, it’s breakfast time, okay? Rice or bread?”

“I’m not really hungry…”

“You won’t have energy if you don’t eat. Eat it for Kaori’s sake.”

“If I eat for that reason, my appetite will decrease even more…”

“Then I’ll forcefully give you bread. I’ll also spread strawberry jam, just like Kaori.”

“Ah, okay. That’s fine… Auntie…”

“It’s not Auntie but mother-in-law.”

You’re coming at me from both sides…

Uh, the conversation has derailed too much.

“It’s not the time for bread… but classmates. You sent a message to everyone on LINE, right?”

“Yeah, but everyone had a pretty salty response.”

“That’s also unpleasant… I don’t want to be poked, but I also don’t want to be ignored…”

“Do you know Kaori loves being poked?”

(TN: Poked = teased, poked = inserted.)

Leaving aside the person who keeps giving me perverted answers from the morning.

It’s both frustrating to receive no response and also frustrating to not receive any kind of reaction…

“What? Do you want them to probe our relationship that much? Oh, naughty~!”

” …… “

At this point, I can only give her a silent stare.

“Because there is an idiot who talks openly about having s*x, it has become difficult to even go to school. The world has become a difficult place to live in.”

“Are you calling me an idiot? Well, if that’s the case, I’m an idiot, so I won’t go to school today.”

Kaori jumps onto the sofa. Her skirt flips up, revealing her underwear.

“Your underwear…”

“Aren’t you tired of looking at my underwear? You even saw what’s inside.”

“Don’t abandon your sense of shame as a woman.”

“I haven’t abandoned my sense of shame. It’s not the shame that I’ve discarded, but my virginity…”

“Ugh, enough already!”

“Why are you getting angry? Is it because of Marriage blues?”

“Marriage blues are for girls! Idiot! Stop talking nonsense…”

“But it’s a pity, isn’t it?”

“Yes?”

“If both me and Kouta-kun were absent today… it might give rise to another unfounded rumour ~.♪”

“Rumour?”

“After having s*x yesterday, if we don’t show up the next day… Most people would think, [They’re skipping school to have fun again, huh?].”

” …… “

“I’m fine with that. It won’t hurt or bother me even if rumours spread about me.”

” …… “

“But I wonder about Kouta-kun. It must be painful and annoying, right?”

” …… “

“The bread is done!”

“Alright! Come on, let’s eat quickly.”

” …okay “

Eat? I heard it as a signal saying, ‘Okay, let’s go to school.’, I guess?

That’s what it sounded like to me.