My Childhood Friend Attacked Me When I Declared That Her Birthday Present Was 'Me' - Chapter 3

The Relationship Between Men and Women, and Male-Female Friends

“So, we have finally become a couple…”

“We haven’t!”

“Why are you saying that? And why are you wearing clothes?”

“Clothes are meant to be worn!”

“But just now, we were together without clothes, embracing each other!”

“Don’t say such words!”

“Surprisingly, you’re weak against advances and finish quickly. It was tough for me.”

“Noisy, Shut up!”

“But you gave me a lot of ‘milk’ during our intimacy, so I’ll forgive you!”

“R-right! How about the c-condom…?”

“No condom, It’s raw inside.♪”

“…how can you say such things with that much enthusiasm?”

This is bad! This is way too bad!

“Hurry up and take it out!”

“You mean, like flipping me over and spilling it out? It’s physically impossible for humans, okay?”

“Stop with the excuses before it’s too late!”

“It’s okay! We can have a shotgun wedding!” 

“Are you thinking that far… No, I am also worried, but… it’s different!”

Huh? That’s not it!

“I want to remain as close male-female friends, best friends with you…”

“Well, that’s an impossible story.”

“I know it’s impossible, but I’m still thinking about it.”

“Once we’ve done it, we can’t just go back to being best friends. It’s only natural to have a closer relationship, and it’s not reasonable to think we can just stay as good friends.”

“Is that too much to ask?”

“Anyway, this is something that should be reported to everyone.”

“…Everyone?”

“It’s something to report to family, friends, and close people.”

“I will never report it!”

What the hell are you saying? Don’t mess around!

“We won’t report it to anyone, okay? Once we report it, it’s over!”

“Too late! I’ve already reported it to one person!”

“Yes?”

“Yeah! I reported it to Mama through LINE.”

“Omg.”

[Mama~♪ I did it with Kouta!]

Huh? Now you tell me?

My head started spinning from the impact of seeing the ‘read’ mark on her message.

And the response is…?

Huh… Auntie… I didn’t have any intention of doing her in the first place!