My Whole Family Are Protagonists - Chapter 349

Chapter 349 Finally A Chance To Pretend To Be A Pig And Eat The Tiger

In the main hall of the Divine Fist Valley.

Different from the reception of Lin Qingyue, this time the reception of Baobao was very grand.

Dozens of disciples from the Divine Fist Valley stood on both sides of the hall.

Every disciple of the Divine Fist Valley wore a waistcoat with bare arms, and their muscles were shaped as if they were carved with a knife or an axe.

For those who didn’t know, they would think they entered a bar with a macho theme!

At this time, a banquet had been set up in the hall, and Dugu Batian’s son, Dugu Aotian, was sitting in his seat with some uneasiness.

Dugu Aotian usually dressed casually, but today was very different. Today he was very well-dressed and had his hair styled deliberately, as if he was going on a blind date.

…

Dugu Batian motioned for Baobao to sit down, then pointed at Dugu Aotian and introduced, “This is my son, the contemporary Fist God of our valley, Dugu Aotian.”

At the same time, Dugu Aotian also smiled at Baobao.

Baobao pointed to the food on the table and asked, “Can I eat them?”

Dugu Batian: “…”

“Haha… Miss Baobao really has a unique personality… If you’re hungry, just eat! This banquet was meant to welcome you!”

…

Ye Xinghui, who had been silent all this time, frowned, feeling that something was wrong.

‘Why does this… look like a blind date?’

Thinking of this, Ye Xinghui raised his wineglass and asked, “Valley Master Dugu, I wonder why you invited Bao’er here?”

Dugu Batian looked at Xingye Xinghui as if he had just seen him.

“Oh! Are you Lu Xiucai? I heard you are Miss Baobao’s husband?”

In Dugu Batian’s view, the so-called husband might be a slave or servant.

“Yes.”

Seeing that Ye Xinghui actually answered yes, Dugu Batian directly slapped the table.

“If that’s the case, do you have a say in what we’re talking about here?”

Hearing Dugu Batian’s words, the dozen or so strong men around him immediately looked at Ye Xinghui’s position with unkind eyes.

“Hey… do you know what a husband is?” Ye Xinghui was also a little confused.

“Husband? Haha… I’ve already heard about it from Wuming. He said it’s just a servant or something like that!”

Ye Xinghui: “…”

Damn… if he thought about it carefully, many husbands in the modern era seemed to be no different from servants.

‘Damn it! This old man has some modern ideas, doesn’t he?’

…

Seeing that Ye Xinghui didn’t say anything, Dugu Batian continued, “I am already giving Miss Baobao face by letting you eat at this table. From now on, don’t say anything. If you say one more word of nonsense…”

Dugu Batian didn’t finish his words, but everyone could see that he was making a threat.

Ye Xinghui was speechless. He didn’t expect that he would be looked down upon because of his name, Lu Xiucai.

But if he thought about it carefully, did he just encounter a protagonist’s plot?

Being looked down upon by others, and then pretending to be a pig to eat the tiger, and those acting pretentious would get slapped in the face by his own pretentiousness.

Thinking of this, Ye Xinghui immediately gave up his plan to take action immediately!

After all, pretentiousness still required foreshadowing.

He had read other urban novels where, in order to pretend perfectly, it would take several chapters, or even more than a dozen chapters.

However, it was a pity that he was not familiar with the place and there was no one who could help him out with his scenario.

For example, when he was about to show off, a supporting actor should jump out while ridiculing and mocking him.

…….

Seeing that Ye Xinghui was silent, Dugu Batian thought that he had calmed down, and then he sat back down.

The reason why Dugu Batian wanted to scare Ye Xinghui was very simple.

He discovered that Baobao looked easy to fool.

However, this Lu Xiucai looked as cunning as a ghost.

As long as Lu Xiucai was not allowed to speak, wouldn’t it be easy to squeeze and flatten this silly-looking Baobao?

Dugu Batian looked at the baby with a fatherly smile and asked, “Baobao… is it okay if I call you that?”

Baobao gnawed on her food and replied vaguely, “Whatever you want!”

“Baobao… how do you feel about this boy, Aotian?”

When Dugu Aotian heard his father mention him, he straightened his chest proudly.

Baobao looked at Dugu Aotian and asked calmly, “Do you know how to play support?”

Dugu Aotian: “???”

Dugu Batian: “???”

Then came Baobao’s barrage of questions.

“No? Then what about jungle?”

“Do you know how to gank bot lane as mid?”

“Or do you prefer playing solo on top?”

“Have you ever abused Uzi?”

…..

Dugu Aotian: “???”

Dugu Batian: “???”

Baobao’s questions made both father and son a little confused.

Ye Xinghui burst out laughing when he heard Baobao’s words.

She really asked people from the World of Immortal Cultivation about League of Legends!

He would be the one surprised if they knew about it!

But after listening to Baobao’s questions, he noticed that Bao’er had now swapped roles to bot lane to play AD carry!

…….

Dugu Batian glared at Ye Xinghui hatefully, and then turned to Baobao with a smile.

“Um… Baobao… what are these things you are talking about?”

“You don’t even know about League of Legends? Then I think this guy is no good! He’s even worse than Blind Bear! At least Blind Bear knows the map well!”

‘F*ck…! Who the hell is Blind Bear?’ Dugu Aotian was even more confused, feeling that this Baobao was not from the same world as him and the others!

…….

Seeing this scene, Ye Xinghui smiled coldly.

‘These f*ckers… this is really a blind date! This Dugu Batian is really very calculating!’

Dugu Batian’s plan was indeed very good. It could be considered a strategy of using courtesy before force.

Go on a blind date first. If the blind date fails, then rob.

…

Still, Ye Xinghui was immediately furious when someone openly tried to steal his girlfriend.

Pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger? Slapping others in the face? Cool story cliches?

F*ck them all…

Ye Xinghui slapped the table with his palm, stood up, pointed at Dugu Batian, and cursed, “You old bastard, you really deserve to be punished! How dare you set your sights on my people!”

Seeing Ye Xinghui’s sudden outburst, Dugu Batian was also stunned for a moment.

Then his expression turned gloomy.

Before Dugu Batian could say anything, a group of Divine Fist Valley disciples had already surrounded Ye Xinghui.

“You dare to insult the valley master… Die!”

As soon as they finished speaking, the fists of several strong men struck Ye Xinghui.

When Ye Xinghui saw this, he didn’t hide or dodge, he just stood there.

However, there were streaks of lightning flashing under his feet.

Just when the fists of these Divine Fist Valley disciples were about to hit Ye Xinghui, they suddenly froze in place, and then they all lay on the ground and began to twitch.

After knocking down a group of Divine Fist Valley disciples, Ye Xinghui took out a cuckold cigarette, lit it, and said in a very pretentious manner, “No more pretending, I’m going to show off my cards…”

Having said this, Ye Xinghui was also stunned for a moment.

Wait… it was showing off his cards…

Did he have any awesome identities?

The younger brother of the Star Immortal Emperor? Although this status was not bad and there was a sense of arrogance… ah… it gave him the feeling of being a playboy.

The one who defeated Bai Lang, the White Wolf Immortal Emperor? It felt like bragging.

Deputy sect master of the Star Sect? This one felt like it was self-proclaimed!

After thinking about it, Ye Xinghui felt… that he was really not famous.

“Ahem ahem…”

Ye Xinghui coughed twice and reorganized his words before continuing.

“I don’t want to pretend anymore. I am Ye Xinghui.”

Regardless of whether the other person knew him or not, he would just state his name first!