My Whole Family Are Protagonists - Chapter 362
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Chapter 362 Banquet
“Oh… how did these three pounds of shit turn into three pounds of pork!?”
As he spoke, Ye Xinghui used his gorgeous knife skills to cut the pork in front of him into pieces.
Nangong Qingyu and Ye Xingchen will be returning to Earth tomorrow.
So, in order to celebrate Ye Xingchen’s breakthrough and to celebrate the two successful couples coming together, Ye Lengyue decided to let all the Ye family members who were still in the World of Immortal Cultivation have a meal together.
Needless to say, the person who had to cook was definitely Ye Xinghui, who was the best cook among them.
The dishes made by Ye Xinghui not only tasted great, but they also shone with golden light.
Because of the previous misunderstanding about shit meat, Ye Xinghui decided to make a whole pig feast.
Naturally…. there was not one type of pork either.
In the World of Immortal Cultivation, what ordinary people ate was a kind of black pig. This kind of black pig was also a species that had been cultivated on Earth since ancient times.
It was just that black pigs take too long to be sold, taking at least a year, while the pink pigs only take half a year to be sold.
After most farmers raised pink-skinned pigs, the number of black-skinned native pigs gradually decreased.
But in terms of deliciousness, the black-skinned pig was still very delicious.
It was already difficult to find some black-skinned pigs in China, but in the World of Immortal Cultivation, they were everywhere.
Moreover, because of the sufficient spiritual energy in the World of Immortal Cultivation, it only took three months for black-skinned pigs to grow enough to be put on the market.
In addition to black-skinned pigs, there were also some spiritual beast pigs whose meat contained high concentrations of spiritual energy!
Because the meat of the spiritual beast pig contained rich spiritual energy, it tasted more refreshing, and the non-greasy pork also tasted fruity.
……..
In the dining area.
Ye Lengyue, Ye Xingchen, Ye Yin, Nangong Qingyu, Baobao, and even Ruhua who was not from the Ye family, sat at the table and waited for the dishes to be served.
When it came to Ruhua, the outsider, Ye Lengyue and the others just smiled and said nothing. Instead, they focused their attention on Ye Yin.
Even Nangong Qingyu showed a smile, as if the piggy of her family was finally ready to eat cabbage.
Ye Xingchen also had some impressions of Ruhua.
He was originally in seclusion and the only time forcibly left seclusion before was because Ruhua, an Immortal Emperor, attacked the Star Sect and destroyed a satellite orbital cannon in the sky.
Although Ruhua was an Immortal Emperor, she was not too strong, so Ye Xingchen, who was just a Pseudo-Immortal Emperor at the time, easily defeated her.
‘I didn’t expect Ye Yin to be so skillful and able to turn enemies into allies so quickly, and now it seems that it’s not as simple as just allies.’
If Ye Xinghui knew what his brother was thinking, he would definitely say, “Brother… you think too highly of your son. He only managed to abduct the little loli because of the candy I gave him!”
Ye Xingchen looked at Ye Yin and said, “Ye Yin, I see that your cultivation level has reached that of the Pseudo-Immortal Emperor. How did you cultivate so fast? Did you gain some opportunity? Or did you meet an old man when you jumped off a cliff or an old Taoist priest who was hit by a truck?”
Hearing Ye Xingchen’s question, even Nangong Qingyu looked over.
Although she knew that Ye Yin became so strong because of Ye Xinghui’s so-called Operation Sickle, she didn’t know the specifics of Operation Sickle. She was just absolutely sure that since it could make her son so strong, it should be a good plan!
Seeing that both his parents were looking at him with curious eyes, Ye Yin sorted out his thoughts for a moment, and then said what Ye Xinghui said about the characteristics of the protagonist’s halo.
The so-called characteristics of the protagonist’s halo were, first, no matter what he did, he would never die, and second, danger and opportunity existed at the same time. Whenever he encountered some danger, there would be an opportunity…
Ye Yin talked a lot about Ye Xinghui’s theories on protagonists. Nangong Qingyu was a little confused, but Ye Xingchen understood it.
After all, Ye Xingchen knew his younger brother very well, and more importantly, Ye Xinghui often mentioned things like the protagonist’s halo around him.
“So… you just relied on the illusory protagonist’s halo to sneak into the Dark Spirit Sect?”
“Um!”
Ye Xingchen was a little speechless. Their first operation was successful, but in Ye Xingchen’s eyes, it was full of loopholes.
Ye Xinghui was really gambling on the existence of the protagonist’s halo.
…….
While they were chatting, the whole pig feast made by Ye Xinghui was finally put on the table.
For this whole pig feast, Ye Xinghui cooked a total of twenty dishes.
As before, each dish was covered with a lid.
When Ye Xinghui was about to open the lids one by one, Ye Lengyue and the others took out their sunglasses.
Nangong Qingyu was a little confused when she saw this, but before she could ask, Ye Xingchen had already put on sunglasses on her.
“Just watch! You’ll know the purpose of wearing sunglasses soon!”
As soon as Ye Xingchen finished speaking, Ye Xinghui removed the lid on the first dish.
The lid was opened, and a golden light shone out from the gap. When the lid was fully removed, the golden light shone brightly.
At this time, Nangong Qingyu finally knew why everyone was wearing sunglasses.
If they didn’t wear sunglasses, this golden light would definitely blind people.
At the same time, Ye Xinghui also began to introduce the name of each dish and the parts of pork used.
After introducing each dish, Ye Xinghui felt that his mouth was a little dry.
After taking a sip of water, he motioned for everyone to start eating.
In fact, as early as Ye Xinghui introduced the first dish and smelled the fragrance of the first dish, everyone already wanted to pick up their chopsticks.
But there was an instinctive feeling in their minds that… they must not pick up their chopsticks until all the dishes were introduced.
Now that the dishes had been introduced, everyone started to pick up their favorite dishes.
When the food entered their mouths and they started chewing, the same picture appeared in everyone’s mind.
In the picture, they turned into a free little pig running happily in the forest.
There was the fragrance of various green grasses or flowers around.
Suddenly… Ye Xingchen came back to his senses.
He looked at the meat on the plate and thought, ‘How could I fall under an illusion?’
Then he looked at Ye Xinghui, who was eating meat with a smile.
“Xinghui, what’s going on?”
Hearing this, Ye Xinghui smiled and said, “How about it, brother? Doesn’t it feel good to be a piggy?”
Hearing Ye Xinghui say this, Ye Xingchen knew that there was something wrong with the food.
“Don’t worry, brother, it’s okay. It’s just hallucinations because the food I cooked is so delicious!”
“Can food be so delicious that it can cause hallucinations?”
This was the first time Ye Xingchen had heard that this was possible.
The most important thing was that, logically speaking, someone at his level should not have such hallucinations!
This was indeed the case. With Ye Xingchen’s realm, he would not hallucinate just because the food was delicious.
But… Ye Xinghui used the power of his Godhead when cooking this time.
Regarding the Godhead existing in the body, Ye Xinghui felt that this power was a real panacea and was really easy to use.
The most important thing was that the more he used this power, the more it would increase and would not decrease…
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