My Whole Family Are Protagonists - Chapter 373

Chapter 373 My Uncle Is Crazy And A Psychopath

The inner sect of the Spirit Sword Sect, Shi Tailong’s residence.

As soon as Shi Tailong returned to the room, he smashed everything he could get his hands on.

“Bastard…! Ye Sickle…! Ye Sickle… you deserve to die…! You bastard, you look so insignificant, so why… why can you climb 999 steps of the heavenly staircase!? Damn it… I’m going to kill you!”

…

Wu Long, who was outside, listened to the movement in the room, shook his head secretly, and thought to himself, ‘If you hadn’t lusted after and tried to mess with other girls, asking them to go up 999 steps of the stairs, things wouldn’t be like this. All you do is run wild while being incompetent and furious, just like a dog! Speaking of which… why didn’t the sect leader’s wife mistake me for her son?’

Just when Wulong was cursing crazily in his heart, Shi Tailong’s voice came from inside the room.

“Wu Long, get in here.”

When Wu Long heard this, he immediately moved into the already messy room.

“Young Master, what are your orders?”

“Find two people to clean up my room first!” Shi Tailong pointed to the messy room, then continued, “Also… think of a way to kill Ye Sickle, quick!”

“Young Master, it’s easy to kill Ye Sickle! You just need to wait until Elder Luo Yan is gone, and then do this and that…”

After hearing Wu Long’s bad idea, Shi Tailong patted Wu Long on the shoulder and smiled sinisterly.

“That’s a good idea…”

…….

On Ye Yin’s side.

On the first day, Luo Yan didn’t teach him how to cultivate, but started to inquire about Ye Yin’s family situation.

He also saw the interaction between Ye Yin and Ye Xinghui before.

Luo Yan could tell that neither Ye Xinghui nor Baobao were weak.

The only relatively ordinary ones might be Ye Yin and Ahri, who he carried on his back…

Seeing Luo Yan ask about his relationship with his uncle, Ye Yin was also stunned.

When Luo Yan saw this, he didn’t urge him. He thought Ye Yin had something to hide.

After thinking for a while, Ye Yin let out a long sigh.

“Well… Master, actually… Ye Xinghui and Baobao are both protectors assigned to me by my family. And Ahri is my little maid.”

Then he actually spoke the truth.

“My family’s situation is more complicated.”

“My great-grandfather used to be the leader of a huge empire.”

“My grandfather used to be a member of a mysterious organization and had many adventures, but later he changed his ways after he met my grandmother and became a good man.”

“My father… is the leader of a large sect in the World of Immortal Cultivation…”

“My aunt is a traveling merchant who sells high-level magic weapons or advanced formations everywhere.”

“My uncle… is crazy and a psychopath.”

“My second grandfather…”

“My third grandfather…”

…….

Listening to Ye Yin talking about his family background, Luo Yan’s jaw almost dropped.

It felt like, except for the crazy uncle, every member of his family was more awesome than the last.

Seeing Luo Yan’s confused look, Ye Yin thought he didn’t believe in his impressive background.

So he immediately showed a lot of magic weapons, pills, and elixirs from his space ring.

These were all top-quality goods that came from the treasury of the Dark Spirit Sect, a first-rate sect.

In fact, even if Ye Yin didn’t take out these things, Luo Yan still believed his words.

After all… not everyone could easily spend eight million spirit stones.

Even Xiao Bing, who went to the Jinbao Auction House to try to buy the soul jade, didn’t have that many spirit stones.

The only reason she dared to quote seven million spirit stones to buy the soul jade was because the leader of the Spirit Sword Sect was her father.

As long as she wanted to buy things, the leader of the Spirit Sword Sect would definitely help her pay the bill.

…

“Ahem…! Put your things away! I roughly understand your situation, but I have one more question. Why is your whole family so awesome, but you describe your uncle as crazy and a psychopath?”

Ye Yin: “…”

“Is this question… very important?” Ye Yin asked, somewhat speechlessly.

“It’s not important. I’m just curious!”

“Ahem… ahem…” Ye Yin coughed twice, and then began to make things up.

“Well… my uncle… he was originally a good, polite, and civilized person… but one day… one day…”

“What happened one day?” Xiao Bing, who had been listening by the side, also became a little curious.

After all, listening to gossip was human nature.

“Alas…” Ye Yin sighed, “Because he was holding back a lot of shit… He turned crazy and became a psychopath…”

Xiao Bing: “…”

Luo Yan: “…”

“Because he was holding back a lot of shit?”

“Yes!” Ye Yin nodded firmly and said, “Didn’t I say before that my uncle is a good, polite, and civilized person? Because there was no toilet nearby, he could only hold it in. Then… as he held it in, the shit went into his brain, and then he turned into a crazy psychopath…”

Having said this, Ye Yin shook his head with pity and regret.

What Ye Yin regretted was that what he told was not true.

How great it would be if it were true!

Luo Yan and Xiao Bing naturally didn’t believe Ye Yin’s words, but… they didn’t ask any more questions.

In their opinion, Ye Sickle might have a grudge against his uncle, so he slandered his uncle like this.

However, it was also because of Ye Sickle’s special family background that Luo Yan, who had originally planned to teach all his skills, decided to keep some of them in reserve.

At the very least, Luo Yan would not teach everything he knew until he was sure that everything Ye Sickle said was true.

…

On the other side.

Ye Xinghui suddenly sneezed after finding his dormitory room.

“What the hell? Who’s thinking about me? It should be mom or dad! Looks like I have to take some time to go back to Earth and take a look!”

After finishing his words, Ye Xinghui began to look at the room.

There were two beds in the dormitory, which meant that this room could accommodate two people.

‘This place is much better than the Dark Spirit Sect!’

Ye Xinghui suddenly thought of the short time he spent in the Dark Spirit Sect. Although it was his own clone who experienced it, he also felt the same way after the clone was released.

There were several people in one room, and all the clothes, including those of all higher-level disciples, had to be washed by them.

Ye Xinghui started to wonder if the Dark Spirit Sect was now equipped with a washing machine…

At this moment, a young man with a sword on his back walked into the room.

Seeing Ye Xinghui, the young man was also stunned.

“Hey, aren’t you one of the people who crossed 999 steps? We are actually in the same dormitory room… My name is Hai Ming, but you can call me Xiao Hai!”

“Hello, my name is Ye Xinghui!”

Then the chatter started.

“Ye Xinghui… You are too strong! 999 steps! You are so awesome… I guess you will be able to enter the inner sect in a few days!”

“Oh… By the way… If you enter the inner sect, can you help me find out which elder treats disciples well?! Speaking of which, Ye Xinghui, are you from a certain cultivation family…”

“It must be… or you won’t be that powerful. It’s great to have a family! Unlike me, I am just a person from a small village. I am lucky enough to have the qualifications to cultivate.”

“Are you hungry? If you are, I will take you to the cafeteria. The food in the Spirit Sword Sect cafeteria is quite good, and the spiritual energy in it is also abundant…”

…

Listening to Hai Ming’s chatter… Ye Xinghui knew that he had a roommate who had a machine gun for a mouth…