My Whole Family Are Protagonists - Chapter 395
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Chapter 395 Taotie And Sha Diao
Just when the strong man was about to show off his power and kill Ye Xinghui, who was blocking him, he suddenly felt cramps in his abdomen.
“This… what is going on…?”
The strong man held his stomach, and his ass felt like it was about to erupt.
Seeing this, Ye Xinghui smiled and said, “Big man, don’t eat randomly!”
“I am Taotie! Everything will turn into nothingness in my stomach… There’s nothing… I can’t eat…!?”
Taotie, whose face turned pale, said domineeringly while holding his stomach.
Ye Xinghui really wanted to say that he didn’t look that convincing at all!
But before Ye Xinghui could say anything, Taotie turned around and ran away. He was going to find a toilet. Otherwise, he was going to explode on the spot…
As for what Ye Xinghui fed Taotie just now?
In fact, it wasn’t much. Just some containers of nuclear waste.
In the Map of Mountains and Rivers, Ye Xinghui’s clones were engaged in various weapons creations and other inventions, which naturally produced some waste materials and the like.
The nuclear waste that was piling up was actually quite a troublesome thing, so several clones asked Ye Xinghui to find a way to solve it. They didn’t want to always store it in the Map of Mountains and Rivers.
Upon seeing this Taotie sucking in and trying to swallow people, Ye Xinghui threw away all the nuclear waste stored in the Map of Mountains and Rivers.
“You are indeed awesome, Taotie… eating nuclear waste only results in diarrhea. It looks like it can be captured to deal with garbage, nuclear waste, and other stuff!”
Taotie, who had just sat on the toilet, suddenly felt a tremor all over his body, and then…
Bang!
Taotie was hit by a huge shit fountain that sprayed tens of meters high.
This movement immediately shocked the entire Imperial City. Moreover, the stench emitted also made the spirit beasts with sensitive noses miserable.
…
At the same time.
In the palace of the Imperial City.
“Huh? It’s just dealing with a few intruders. How could they make such a big noise?”
On the throne, the Spirit Beast King murmured in confusion.
Just as he finished speaking, a strange smell came into the palace from outside.
The true form of the Spirit Beast King was a nine-tailed spirit fox, which belonged to the canine family, so his nose was naturally extremely sensitive.
After the smell appeared, he immediately covered his nose and started looking for an exit. He planned to leave this place because streams of shit-yellow juice were spreading in from outside.
“Bastards… Those humans are so despicable! They always play dirty when they can’t beat others!”
While cursing, the Spirit Beast King flew out through the window.
…
On the other side.
Taotie left the battlefield due to force majeure, while the other spirit beasts still looked at Baobao and Ye Xinghui warily.
Although they didn’t know how Ye Xinghui defeated Taotie, being able to defeat Taotie, the strongest among them, showed that the humans in front of them were not simple.
Finally, a blond man with wings on his back stood up.
“Humans, why did you trespass on this place!?”
Seeing that the blond man did not take action directly like Taotie before, Ye Xinghui pulled Baobao behind him to prevent Baobao from accidentally beating up and crippling the other party!
Seeing this, the blond man also smiled and said, “I am surnamed Sha, and I am the Prime Minister of the Spirit Beast Empire! Tell us your purpose! I don’t want to provoke you and create powerful enemies for the Spirit Beast Empire for no reason!”
“Your surname is Sha? This name seems quite domineering. Can I ask what your true form is?”
Ye Xinghui looked at Sha and asked with some confusion.
“Haha, very well…” he smiled gracefully and then proudly introduced himself, “I am Sha Diao, a golden eagle!”
“The name is Sha… the body is an eagle!” Ye Xinghui murmured to himself, and Baobao couldn’t help laughing when she heard Ye Xinghui’s words.
“Hahahaha, Ye Xinghui… he… he…” Baobao smiled and pointed at Sha Diao and said, “He is a sand soldier…”
Influenced by Baobao laughing, Ye Xinghui couldn’t hold back and burst out laughing as well.
When he saw Sha Diao’s face getting more and more ugly, Ye Xinghui wiped his face and said, “I’m sorry… The purpose of our coming here is just to find a friend. Her name is Ahri. She seems to be your princess!”
Knowing that the other party was actually looking for the half-blood princess, Sha Diao’s calm expression suddenly became serious.
“Princess Ahri is very important to our Spirit Beast Empire. You can meet her, but she can only stay in the Spirit Beast Empire!”
“What if Ahri doesn’t want to stay here?” Ye Xinghui asked in a serious voice.
Sha Diao shook his head and said, “This is not something Princess Ahri can decide! If you come to the Spirit Beast Empire as a guest, I would like to welcome you on behalf of the king, but if you want to take the princess and leave the Spirit Beast Empire, I advise you to leave!”
Hearing this, Baobao, who had not argued all this time, felt a little unhappy.
After a few days of getting along, Baobao felt that Ahri was a pretty good girl.
Baobao considered Ahri a friend, so naturally, she wouldn’t let these people detain her. Baobao also saw that these people probably didn’t have any good intentions in bringing Ahri to this Spirit Beast Empire.
“Ye Xinghui, don’t worry about this idiot. Even if we take Ahri away from this place, what can they do to us?” Baobao said very domineeringly.
Ye Xinghui also agreed. Why didn’t this king of the Spirit Beast Empire show up when Ahli didn’t have enough to eat every day and even reached the point of being captured and auctioned off as a slave?
Now he suddenly wanted her brought back? It would be weirder if it were for something good.
…
“Huh? Little human girl, do you feel that our Spirit Beast Empire is easy to bully?”
At this moment, a snow-white figure appeared in mid-air.
The person who came was none other than the Spirit Beast King.
Just after the Spirit Beast King appeared, Taotie also returned, although he was still covered in filth.
“Hmph… Why are you talking so much? Since these humans dare to break into the Imperial City, they deserve to die!”
The appearance of Taotie immediately caused everyone present to hold their noses and step back.
Even Ye Xinghui and Baobao kept backing away, mainly because Taotie was too disgusting!
“Taotie…! Get out of here! Take a shower and change clothes!”
The angry Spirit Beast King roared at Taotie, who was covered in filth.
Taotie’s other colleagues, including Sha Diao, also looked at Taotie with angry eyes.
As spirit beasts, their noses were very sensitive, and Taotie’s sudden appearance caught them off guard, causing them to inhale that bad stench.
Probably because he had just soaked in shit, Taotie didn’t think he was too smelly, but the Spirit Beast King ordered him to take a shower and change clothes, and Taotie had to obey the order.
He glared at Ye Xinghui’s group fiercely before disappearing from the spot.
Taotie’s departure made everyone present feel relieved, but they still did not dare to relax their vigilance.
Everyone was still holding their breath. They did not dare to inhale at all.
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TL Note: Sha Diao’s name sounds like the nickname of Azir’s sand soldiers from League of Legends.
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