My Whole Family Are Protagonists - Chapter 433

Chapter 433 Ye Tianming, Tired Of The Face Slaps

In a clothing store.

The woman looked at Li Zixuan and said sarcastically, “The tomboy Zixuan can actually go shopping in a women’s clothing store! I always thought you only went to men’s clothing stores!”

Li Zixuan didn’t say anything when she heard the woman’s words.

Although Li Zixuan didn’t say anything, the woman continued to ridicule her endlessly.

“Is this guy in a security uniform your boyfriend? Sigh… I told you you’re not bad looking, so why did you find such a thing!”

As she spoke, the woman pulled over the man in a suit next to her and said, “This is my boyfriend, Jack.”

When the man named Jack saw Li Zixuan, a look of greed appeared in his eyes. Then he stretched his arm, revealing the watch on his wrist, and said, “Zhenzhen, are you really not going to introduce me to this friend of yours?”

Perhaps sensing Jack’s emotional changes, Zhenzhen said unhappily, “Her name is Li Zixuan. She is my classmate in high school. Although she is quite good-looking and has long legs, she is a violent maniac, and all the boys who pursued her have been beaten up, and some of them had their legs broken!”

Jack smiled when he heard this and said, “Having a broken leg just means they are weak and cannot conquer this fierce horse.”

Seeing Jack say this, Zhenzhen immediately felt bad and then explained, “I’m talking about the third leg!”

While talking, she also deliberately teased Jack’s lower body.

…

Seeing the two who kept talking by themselves in front of him, Ye Tianming felt a little unhappy.

“Hey, are you here to buy something? If not, get out of here and don’t be an eyesore!”

Ye Tianming was really annoyed.

No matter which girl he went out with, he would always encounter some troublemakers.

At first, he felt that this kind of life of showing off and slapping people in the face was quite pleasant, but… this kind of thing happened all the time, and he couldn’t take it anymore!

Hearing Ye Tianming’s words, Jack’s eyes suddenly turned cold.

“Why are you, a little security guard, pretending with me here? Believe it or not, I can make you get out of the city in a matter of minutes with just one phone call.”

After hearing Jack’s words, Ye Tianming no longer wanted to talk with him.

He opened the system and took out an item called Fart Pioneer.

Fart Pioneer was colorless and odorless. As long as it was inhaled, one would continue to fart and shit for 24 hours, and would not be able to distinguish whether it was going to be a fart or a shit.

Just at this moment, Jack felt something, but he thought it was just a fart, so he let it squeeze out a little.

It wouldn’t matter if he didn’t squeeze it out, but the moment he squeezed it out, he found something wrong and immediately pulled his partner and ran away.

“Huh? What’s wrong with him?” Li Zixuan asked with some confusion.

In fact, Li Zixuan was just about to take action.

She could tolerate being made fun of, but Ye Tianming being made fun of made her unhappy.

But now that they had escaped, Li Zixuan felt that she had saved a lot of money.

After all… if she took action, the man named Jack would definitely have his bones broken and be sent to the hospital.

…

Hearing Li Zixuan’s question, Ye Tianming smiled and said, “Maybe he… urgently needed to go to the bathroom!”

After that remark, the two of them continued shopping.

Ye Xinghui, who was not far away, saw this and said to Ye Yin, who was beside him, “It’s time to test your acting skills!”

“What…?”

Ye Yin looked confused, not knowing why he needed to test his acting skills.

……..

Just when Ye Tianming and Li Zixuan were visiting the next store, Jack and Zhenzhen walked in again, arm in arm.

Seeing Jack again, Ye Tianming became a little confused.

Logically speaking, once hit by Fart Pioneer, the farts would continue to be released, but now it seemed that there was nothing wrong at all…

“Hey… we meet again!” Zhenzhen smiled and said hello.

Seeing this, Li Zixuan couldn’t bear it anymore, “Hey… Cai Shufen, you’ve had enough!”

Hearing the name Cai Shufen, Zhenzhen became stunned.

‘Huh? Who is Cai Shufen? Isn’t my character called Zhenzhen?’

Indeed, this Zhenzhen was not the real one, but the transformed Ye Yin.

Jack was naturally Ye Xinghui.

At this time, Ye Xinghui took out his phone as if to check the time, but he actually asked Jarvis to help search for real information.

Zhenzhen’s information came out soon. Zhenzhen’s original name was Cai Shufen, but because the name was too unsophisticated, she changed it to Cai Zhenzhen.

Immediately, Ye Xinghui began to transmit a message to Ye Yin, “Zhenzhen’s real name is Cai Shufen. You should be a little angry because Li Zixuan called out your real name at this time.”

After hearing Ye Xinghui’s instructions, Zhenzhen immediately got angry and said, “Hmph… you tomboy…”

At this point, Ye Yin got stuck because he didn’t know how to fight with words as a woman.

But… just the word “tomboy” was enough.

When Zhenzhen had been humiliating Ye Tianming, who was wearing a security uniform just now, Li Zixuan had already planned to take action. If Jack hadn’t left early, the ambulance would have arrived by now.

“Cai Shufen, I have tolerated you for a long time.”

While speaking, Li Zixuan slapped her.

But the person standing here now was not Cai Shufen, but Ye Yin.

Ye Yin just turned slightly and dodged.

Li Zixuan also didn’t expect that Cai Shufen, a weak bitch, could avoid her slap.

Seeing that Li Zixuan was about to take action, Ye Xinghui looked at her and activated his illusion to directly control her.

This time, their uncle and nephew duo came to punish Ye Tianming, the scumbag who ruined the Ye family’s reputation.

Although Ye Tianming had a system that had given him some techniques to strengthen himself, he was still far behind Ye Xinghui and Ye Yin. Not to mention fighting against them, he couldn’t even see through their identities.

Seeing that Li Zixuan was about to take action, Ye Tianming naturally couldn’t just sit idly by.

Once again, he used Fart Pioneer.

The dosage this time was four times that of before! And it was used on two people at the same time.

Suddenly… Ye Xinghui and Ye Yin felt that the door to their butts suddenly opened.

Wave after wave of gas seemed to be pouring out as if it were free of charge.

Fortunately, the two of them were strong enough. Among the prank items, the Fart Pioneer was just a low-level item used to mess with ordinary people. Even if their butts were affected, they could still close it with their own strength.

Finding that the Fart Pioneer was useless, Ye Tianming was a little surprised at first, but then took out more powerful props.

Just as Ye Tianming turned on the system, a pair of eyes with strange patterns appeared in front of him.

That was Ye Xinghui’s Mangekyou Sharingan.

After using Mangekyou Sharingan, Ye Xinghui directly activated Tsukuyomi.

Moreover, he boosted its strength with his divine power.

Ye Xinghui knew that his brother had a system, and an ordinary Tsukuyomi might not be effective for him… so he directly used the strengthened Tsukuyomi.

Just like that, Ye Tianming stood there blankly, mentally entering the world of illusion.