Quick Transmigration: Yandere Male Leads? Hand 'Em Over! - Chapter 114

[What if Xiang Zhi’ang suddenly regained his memory?]

Good news: Xiang Zhi’ang got his memory back.

Bad news: He also remembered everything that happened while he had amnesia.

Now that he realized he had a soft, fragrant human girl curled up in his arms, this poor incubus was absolutely shattered.

Who could understand his pain?! One second, he’d been proudly declaring he’d never form a bond, and the next—BAM! Life slapped him right in the face.

Ouch. That really stung!

She had to be someone the old man snuck in while he wasn’t looking!

Xiang Zhi’ang swore to the heavens: even if he starved to death, he would never bow to that geezer’s tyranny!

“What’s wrong, baby? Why are you up so early?”

Still nestled in his arms, Su Ci rolled over, her fingers trailing along the curve of his muscular shoulder as she pecked kisses along his sharp jawline.

Usually, the clingy little incubus would melt under her touch—but this morning, he lay stiff as a board, frozen solid.

Blushing furiously, Xiang Zhi’ang gently pushed her away, the tips of his ears turning red all the way to his neck.

He stammered awkwardly.

“I-It’s… way too early for this. I-It’s not proper to, um, indulge in… daytime pleasures.”

And then, like some fated curse, Su Ci heard the frantic chaos of his inner voice:

【Ahhhhhh my purity! Damn old man, give me back my innocence!】
【Why is her hand down there?! Doesn’t she know you’re not supposed to just touch an incubus’s abs like that?! Who taught her how to tease one like this?!】
【(Screaming) (Writhing) (Crawling into darkness) (Uncontrollably trembling) (Growling) (Flailing) (Tripping) (Wiping tears) (Wailing like a ghost)】

Su Ci: “…Huh?”

Her hand, still resting casually on his waist, gave a small squeeze out of habit.

The boy flinched like a cat whose tail had been stepped on, lashes fluttering violently. His deep violet eyes brimmed with shame and panic.

And then—thud!—he tumbled off the bed, flailing like mad.

【What happened last night?! Where’s my shirt? Where’s my shirt? WHERE’S MY SHIRT?! Did I really stoop that low? Did I sell myself so cheap?! Wait—am I even worthy of such fine prey?!】

【Oh God, why did she squeeze me?! Zhi’ang, stay down! This is not the time to salute! We’ll sneak off later and—】

【It’s over. She saw it. She definitely saw it.】

【You’ve embarrassed yourself beyond repair. Stand down, stand down! Traitor! How dare you betray your master like this! I’ll kill you later, just you wait!】

Su Ci looked down at him with amusement and teased gently:

“You’re so cute, baby. Want me to help teach him a lesson?”

“Thanks, but… no. I can handle it myself.”

Still trying to preserve what little dignity he had left, Xiang Zhi’ang climbed to his feet with a straight face, not a trace of emotion leaking through.

He turned calmly and made for the bathroom.

【Cute? Cute?? What part of me is cute???】
【Cute is for tiny, fluffy, squishy things! I am mighty! Fierce! Unyielding! Masculine! Radiating VIGOR!】
【But she called me baby… I love it. I want to eat her whole… sniff sniff.】
【No! Xiang Zhi’ang, pull yourself together! What happened to that vow of never forming a bond?! Don’t fall for the enemy’s trap!】

Su Ci: “…?”

Honestly, raising an incubus with this much internal drama was exhausting. Fine. She’d go along with his little act.

By the time Xiang Zhi’ang came out of the bathroom, the bed was neatly made and the girl who’d just been all over him was nowhere to be seen.

【Was I too cold earlier? Did she leave?】
【Good. Fine. Not like I was that hungry anyway.】

His stomach growled loudly.

【LIES! I’m starving! Absolutely famished!】
【I’m only pretending to be reserved! It’s called playing hard to get! I can’t help it—no incubus can resist being pushed down by a beautiful girl!】

【Ugh! How could she leave me like this?! Seduce and abandon! Cold-hearted! Flighty!】
【Fine, whatever. Let me die of hunger. I don’t even care anymore.】

Just as he raised his hand to knock—

Su Ci stood at the door, having heard everything.

Was he really this unhinged just from missing breakfast?

She opened the door and wrapped her arms around him from behind. Her warm breath brushed his ear, her lips teasing and soft.

“Feeling better now, baby?”

Xiang Zhi’ang had never experienced this before. Half his body went numb. His voice trembled.

【A lustful incubus is just a discarded cabbage…】
【If you get it too easily, no one will treasure it.】

Clinging to what little self-respect he had left, he forced himself to speak calmly.

“I’m okay. It’s just—uh—daytime isn’t great for… feeding. We can, uh… later… tonight…”

Su Ci nuzzled into his cheek and whispered:

“But I want it now.”

His expression remained icy.

But inside:

【AHHHHHHHHH AMAZINGGGGGG I’M FLYING】
【I can’t take it anymore. Can I eat her? She’s so small and soft. What if I bite too hard and break her?!】
【Whatever. I’m going in for a kiss! I want to eat!】
【Wait—how do I do this again?! I forgot! Can I Google it in front of her?! I’m such a failure of an incubus!】

Su Ci leaned down and kissed the center of his brow.

“It’s okay. Relax. I’ll lead.”

Xiang Zhi’ang clutched a pillow like a maiden on her wedding night, shy and excited all at once.

“I-I-It’s my first time… Please be gentle.”

“Okay.”

“You’ll take responsibility, right? Once you have me, you’re officially my master. You have to feed me often.”

“Okay.”

“…And stop calling me cute.”

“Pfft. So cute.”

Xiang Zhi’ang’s eyes widened in horror.

“You—mmph!”

Su Ci tilted her head playfully.

“What about me?”

The boy pouted, nearly in tears.

“You’re so mean!”

“How so?”

“You just are! Stop bullying your demon!”

【Waaah! Where’s my dignity?!】
【Xiang Zhi’ang, you traitor! You pathetic, 250-IQ loser! I’m going to the hospital to have you surgically removed and replaced with a cybernetic implant!】
【Ughhh why is she so good at this?! How many incubi has she raised before?! Am I the first?! The tenth?! I’m going insane!】
【Let’s go again! I refuse to lose!】

Two hours ago, Xiang Zhi’ang:
“Pfft. Why would anyone want to form a bond? Getting trained like a dog—what’s the appeal?”

Two hours later, Xiang Zhi’ang:
“Woof woof woof! Master! Please love me! Your little puppy can’t live without you!”

Author’s Note:
LOL that’s the end of this what-if story! I mean—what evil intentions could an incubus really have? He just wants to do lots and lots of… bad things with his master