Quick Transmigration: Yandere Male Leads? Hand 'Em Over! - Chapter 147

The first few days after moving into the resort, Yu Yang still thought that, as an ability user with an offensive power, he could at least be of some help to Su Ci.

After all, the more people the stronger the force, right? He figured that if he and Instructor Lu worked together, they’d be unstoppable. Surely, they could protect Zhi Han and Su Ci together through the apocalypse.

But after just a couple weeks, Yu Yang realized—he and Zhi Han were basically just freeloaders who ate, drank, and played all day.

Any time he tried to help, Instructor Lu had already done it ten times better. The zombies Lu rounded up were strong and efficient. They’d already gone from digging and planting crops to fishing and hunting.

Word was, Instructor Lu even planned to capture more zombies and open small-scale factories. His goal? Restore pre-apocalypse living standards.

After spending so much time around Zhi Han and the zombies, Yu Yang started to think zombies weren’t so scary after all. Some of them were even kind of dumb and adorable—working from dawn to dusk without a single complaint.

After a heavy storm, many plants and animals mutated. Back then, Yu Yang and Zhi Han were cautious—only eating sealed crackers and bottled water.

But once they arrived at the resort, it was like a whole new world had opened up—

Mutated wild boar meat was tender and juicy, mutated grapes were the size of apples, there was succulent mutated beef and extra-sweet oranges bursting with juice…

And best of all, they didn’t have to lift a finger.

The prey was caught by zombies. The seafood? Su Ci only needed to wave her hand to cook it in an instant. Zhi Han stuffed herself so full every day that she walked around patting her belly, burping contentedly.

There was just too much to eat. They couldn’t even finish it all!

Sometimes, Zhi Han would think about her friends back at school—especially Duan Yiyi and Yu Qin.

She wondered how they were doing.

But she knew full well—Instructor Lu was the one who could control zombies, Su Ci was the reason they lived in comfort, Yu Yang had lightning powers, and she… well, all she could do was eat.

So all she could do was silently pray for her friends’ safety.

Life at the resort was peaceful and sweet. Instructor Lu and Su Ci didn’t like being disturbed. The two of them were always glued to each other, doing sickeningly sweet and childish things.

Zhi Han tried to keep a low profile, skirting around their clingy photoshoots and calling Yu Yang and the two slightly smarter zombie bros over for a game of Dou Dizhu.

“No.”

“&#$&…”

“It’s called Dou Dizhu!”

“*%￥@…”

The clatter of cards and the zombies’ gurgling sounds blended into the warm golden light of sunset, creating a strange kind of white noise.

Lu Yunhe held a cup with a straw in one hand and a tray of candied fruit and beef jerky in the other. He fed Su Ci carefully, focused as ever.

“Do you want pineapple juice or strawberry juice?”

Su Ci took a sip and leaned in to kiss his pale lips, a sweet curve appearing in her eyes.

“Why don’t you taste and see for yourself?”

Lu Yunhe gently sucked her tongue and savored it like a connoisseur, before finally replying in all seriousness, his cheeks tinged with red:

“Neither of them compares to how good you taste. Might as well feed this to the pigs.”

He tossed aside what he was holding, lifted Su Ci up onto the deck railing, one broad hand steady on her lower back, and leaned in for a deep kiss.

Zhi Han peeked through her fingers.

Holy crap.

She knew it—Instructor Lu was totally hot and totally horny.

People say gym bros have a high sex drive. Makes sense, especially considering how strict the military is.

Slurp slurp, muscle man and gorgeous babe kissing like that—she loved it!

Maybe she could even sneak over and eavesdrop tonight?

Yu Yang silently turned her head away.

“Ahem. Your turn.”

Zhi Han looked down. “No way! I’ve got a bomb combo?! Double score, I win again!”

Zombie bros: “…%&#*!”

You two are so cheating!

While the zombies were reshuffling, Yu Yang casually leaned closer to Zhi Han and gave her round cheek a quick kiss—sneak attack successful.

“Mwah.”

Zhi Han dropped her crispy fried chicken leg in shock.

“You—you—you—you—what was that?!”

Yu Yang looked a little shy himself. His ears flushed red.

“S-Sorry… you just looked really cute.”

Zhi Han burst into tears. “Couldn’t you have picked a better time?! My mouth’s full of grease and breadcrumbs—I swear, you’re going to be the death of me!”

The zombie bros didn’t understand a word—but they got the gist. Monkey see, monkey do—they grabbed each other’s limbs and started munching, loud and crunchy.

Yum, crispy!

…

Yan Shengnan staggered up the mountain path, worn out and on the brink of collapse. And the moment she reached the resort, this was the scene she saw—

Zombies sitting side by side with humans, playing poker. A picnic blanket covered in fragrant food and drinks. A chicken leg bigger than a pork shank rolled on the ground.

No one even cared that the food had fallen in the dirt.

Zombies were hugging and gnawing on each other. Two couples were practically glued together, kissing like they were trying to merge into one being.

Just one glance was enough to make Yan Shengnan’s vision go red with rage.

She’d spent the last month starving, running for her life—and they were living it up in a damn resort?!

If she hadn’t awakened her powers at the last second, she’d already be dead thanks to those selfish bastards. She’d burned through her powers just to make it out alive.

Which meant this past month had been absolute hell.

First there were zombie swarms—she had to hide constantly. Then she ran into a squad of ability users and had to flatter a few pervy guys to stay safe.

The worst part wasn’t even the men. It was the women around them—those chirpy little birds who kept picking fights and treating her like the enemy.

No matter how many times she tried to “educate” them, they just wouldn’t listen. She asked for help escaping, and they tattled on her to the ability users instead, getting her scolded and beaten.

She just didn’t get it—why rely on men to survive?

Pathetic wives who sold themselves out were just disgusting.

So when her powers recovered, the first thing she did was strangle those wretched women. Then she waited for the ability users to leave on a supply run and made her escape.

Afraid she’d be outnumbered, she headed south on foot until her car ran out of gas—eventually arriving at this scenic little resort.

And surprise—it was a reunion special.

Zhi Han. Zhi Han’s zombie-bitten boyfriend. Lu Yunhe, who was supposed to be long dead. And Su Ci.

Yan Shengnan had assumed they were all corpses by now. Seeing the four of them not only alive but well-fed and thriving filled her with unspeakable bitterness.

Especially since they had more supplies than they could ever use.

She clutched her empty stomach and stepped forward. A few zombies in clothes, looking disturbingly human-like, blocked her path and groaned in warning.

“Get out of my way!”

Yan Shengnan raised her vine whip. The zombies were sent flying like bowling pins, landing in a crumpled heap.

She stormed toward the picnic blanket.

Still a little dazed from the kiss, Zhi Han suddenly felt a sharp pain in her hand.

“Ow—hey! What the hell? Don’t you have any manners?”

She turned her head—and saw a filthy, disheveled woman stuffing blueberry cake and chicken wings into her mouth.

“Who even are you? Eating someone else’s food like that—have you no shame? Put down my shrimp!”

Yu Yang snapped to attention. With a frown, he struck a bolt of lightning down. The woman was thrown to the ground.

When her face was revealed, they both froze.

“Yan Shengnan?! What are you doing here?”

Yan Shengnan rubbed her burned wrist and got up, sneering coldly.

“Shouldn’t I be asking you that?”

“You left acting all noble and selfless. Turns out you just found a better place to survive and abandoned everyone else. Guess you weren’t so righteous after all!”

Furious, vines exploded from her palms and lashed toward Yu Yang and Zhi Han.

Not far away, Lu Yunhe frowned.

“What ugly vines.”

They were nothing like his wife’s vines—soft, fragrant, and adorned with little flowers that always made him feel so good.

His eyes narrowed. There was a trace of excitement in his voice.

“A wood-type ability user. How rare. Let’s dig out her crystal core and use it to nourish my wife.”

“Okay, honey?”