Quick Transmigration: Yandere Male Leads? Hand 'Em Over! - Chapter 160

Zhuang Jingyi could hardly believe it.

Why did no one read her fanfiction?

Why the hell did no one read her fanfiction?!

She didn’t think she was any worse than that writer “Banwa”!

So why could Banwa rake in thousands of fans and earn bucketloads, while she remained a nobody—just a minor, invisible author constantly chased down and harassed by rabid stans?

When she saw Banwa’s comment section filled with praise—and worse, people shipping Banwa with You Che—Zhuang Jingyi nearly exploded with rage and uninstalled the app on the spot.

She opened Pinnacle mobile, pulled up the rankings, and finally felt a little relief when she saw BOC.Mohen firmly seated at the top of the leaderboard.

Mohen was the real ace AD.

This time, she swore she wouldn’t back the wrong horse again.

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After finishing his homework, Su Xu got ready for his usual evening gaming session with his sister. He was using the high-performance phone he’d just bought using You Che’s bank card—every setting maxed out.

Although the Su family had raised him to be his sister’s personal errand boy, Su Xu didn’t feel resentful at all. His sister treated him so, so well. She even gave him pocket money.

This life—being his sister’s favorite little brother—was exactly what he deserved.

What he didn’t expect was that when he entered the team lobby, there was someone else there besides his sister—a girl with a super cutesy avatar, chatting away with her.

【Caicai-jiejie Carry Me: Jiejie, when is that little brother of yours getting online? You shouldn’t be the one waiting around all the time—bet he won’t even come home on time once you two get married.】

【Caicai-jiejie Carry Me: You’re so amazing, I bet you’ve got tons of guy friends who want to duo with you. Unlike me, I suck, and nobody ever wants to play with me…】

【Caicai-jiejie Carry Me: I sent you some rare skins and a bunch of roses! Let’s be besties in-game, okay?】

Su Xu: ???

He quickly typed a response in the chat.

【Flash + Ult = Kill: Bro, are you a guy or a girl? Voice changers are lame. Do you seriously think that chipmunk squeal sounds even remotely like a real girl?】

He’d seen his fair share of greasy dudes using voice changers to scam carry sessions out of kind-hearted female players. No way was he letting his sister get duped like that.

You Che hadn’t returned to the dorm that night.

He was living in the apartment above Su Ci’s—one he’d bought himself.

Right now, he was sprawled on his bed, gleefully rolling around with his phone.

So what if he was using a voice changer?

If his sister knew it was actually him, she’d ditch him in five minutes. If it weren’t for the fact that he didn’t want to embarrass Su Xu, he wouldn’t even bother pretending to be some clumsy sweet girl.

【Caicai-jiejie Carry Me: Look at him, jiejie. If he dares insult a stranger today, he’ll be walking all over you tomorrow…】

Su Xu panicked, stammering out a defense. “Sis, don’t listen to that fake green tea nonsense. I said that because he clearly had bad intentions—I swear I didn’t mean it like that…”

Su Ci sighed, a little exasperated. “Alright, both of you stop it. It’s just a game. Gender doesn’t matter. Ah-Xu, you’re the big brother—be nicer to your little sister.”

“Hmph!” You Che huffed.

“Tch.” Su Xu clicked his tongue.

Even after the match loaded, the two of them were still bickering.

You Che got first pick and instantly locked in a flashy support who paired well with the team’s marksman.

“Jiejie shooter, I’m picking this to protect you. Let’s stomp the enemy together, okay?”

Su Xu, who’d just had his preferred role snatched away: “……”

He could fill other roles just fine—but this “Caicai” person was seriously suspicious. Wouldn’t be surprised if they lured his sister into the river and made the whole city smell the stench of drama.

Even the couple matched into their team couldn’t take it anymore.

【Purehearted She-Monkey: Can you not, first pick? We’ve got matching couple names and everything. Stop being a third wheel, it’s gross.】

【Creepy Male Baboon: My wife is right.】

Su Xu was momentarily stunned. “Wait—I’m not—”

They were in voice chat, but his explanation got cut off when the loading screen kicked in.

Once in-game, You Che went wild. Not only did he protect his shooter, he constantly pinged all three teammates’ screens, roasting everyone’s bad plays.

“Jungler, just retire already. You brought Smite and couldn’t out-secure the other side? Go live with your great-uncle in a retirement home.”

“Midlaner, you need more practice. Tell your jungler to babysit you during your sleepwalks. In games, you respawn—but in real life, a broken bone takes 100 days to heal.”

“Toplane-gege, I’ll go easy on you for jiejie’s sake. Just don’t feed and maybe scrape by with a positive KDA. Don’t embarrass us.”

But the moment Su Ci made a mistake, he instantly flipped to baby mode:
“It’s all my fault! I didn’t protect jiejie properly—I’ll avenge you right now!”

The jungler, midlaner, and Su Xu: “……”

This support’s brain okay? A squishy healing support charging 1v1 at the enemy jungler, who’s 7-0-4? That guy was clearly a high-rank smurf.

Clueless and bossy support. Not even worth flaming.

Ten seconds later…

The team watched the kill feed on screen, stunned into silence.

You Che maneuvered his character skillfully, charging out of base and messaging in all chat:
【Jiejie, I avenged you! That was close—I nearly died!】

Su Ci sent a little “pat on the head” interaction.

“Mhm. Caicai’s amazing.”

But You Che had sent that message to the entire chat—so the enemy team saw it too.

The enemy jungler, humiliated:
【DE.Shangxue: You just wait!】

【Caicai-jiejie Carry Me: He’s targeting me, jiejie. I’m scared, please protect me…】

【1HP Tower Dive Double Kill: I’ll protect you.】

The blue light of his screen reflected across You Che’s giddy features. He stared at the enemy jungler’s bootleg ID and typed out pitiful messages while scouting the map.

“Ah, hiding here at red buff, huh?”

He raised a brow in mock surprise, his tone turning icy.
“Did I say you could take that? That red buff belongs to my jiejie.”

You have slain an enemy!
Killing Spree!
Rampage!
Unstoppable!

Kill notifications rang out in rapid succession. In no time, the enemy jungler’s 7-0 score turned into 7-5.

You Che camped him relentlessly—and had the gall to provoke him in all chat:
【Jiejie, which one just told me to wait? Did he get lost?】

Su Ci humored him gently: “If he can’t even walk out of his own jungle, maybe he’s putting down the blade and becoming a monk.”

By the time he died for the sixth time, the enemy jungler completely tilted.

【DE.Shangxue: I’m begging you, please stop. I’m a streamer—if we win this, I’ll put you on my stream for free. Deal?】

You Che stared at the screen, deep in thought.

So that’s why he was so cocky—just a wannabe streamer. Even the real Shangxue wouldn’t talk like that.

A livestream, huh?

Sounded fun.

Maybe he’d start his own channel one day, solo-queueing with his fans. (Read: just jiejie.) She’d be so happy if she found out she was chosen to be on-stream.

What he didn’t know was that in that fake Shangxue’s stream, the comment section was tearing him apart—especially for “butting in and ruining a sweet couple.”

As for “the one who got butted in on,” Su Xu didn’t even react. He was more concerned that Caicai would mess up and ruin his sister’s experience.

But once he realized that while Caicai liked to act pitiful, they actually had serious skills, he dropped the matter. As long as jiejie liked them, he didn’t mind.

So the trio maintained this weirdly harmonious dynamic—and won ten matches in a row that night.

When it was time to log off, You Che was reluctant. This little bit of practice was nothing compared to scrims at the training base.

But jiejie would get tired if she played too long.

After telling her goodnight, he immediately set his status to invisible and opened her player profile, comparing the stats one by one.

Match count: 1507 → 1519
Likes: 5240 → 5289
Current rank: Platinum → Emerald
Relationship status: 3 BFFs, 1 close friend. No couple. No changes.

You Che’s cold gaze settled on the match count.

Ten games with the trio. That left two extra.

Also, her match history was still hidden?

He opened her hero page to investigate. One was a jungler match, the other a midlane—she’d clearly given up her role.

Which meant whoever had queued with her likely mained marksman.

Heh. A sly little trickster.

Clearly knew jiejie liked him, so he started copying his marksman playstyle, trying to win her over with some cheap imitation. Shameless!

Mini Theater

Xing: Where did “Little Five” even come from?

Che: Back when I was glowing and godlike, jiejie and I were endgame. Su Xu was #3. Now that I’m fallen and pitiful, I’m #4. The nameless third-party trying to weasel in? That’s Little Five! Tch!