The Command to Pamper the Husband - Chapter 39

“I, Shen Yue, swear to the heavens in the name of my royal title, if I or any of my subordinates reveal Song Jin’s secret, my future children will be born without an anus.”

The second time wasn’t as infuriating and… embarrassing as the first.

However…

Just as Shen Yue uttered the last sentence, Master Song arrived with a sedan chair.

As soon as Master Song stepped through the door, he heard Shen Yue saying to Song Jin, “My children will be born without an anus.”

Hearing this, Master Song was so shocked he nearly knelt on the spot, thanks to his usual good deeds and accumulated virtue.

Oh my!

What were Shen Yue and Jin’er talking about?

Why would Shen Yue tell Jin’er that his children would be born without an anus?

Ignoring the sedan chair behind him, Master Song stared straight at Shen Yue and walked over quickly.

“Your Highness already… has children?”

Shen Yue had already told him that Song Jin knew his true identity, so there was no need to hide anything from her now.

Seeing Master Song’s serious and shocked gaze, Shen Yue…

Before Shen Yue could answer, Master Song asked again, with worry and amazement, “Why don’t they have an anus? Were they born without one, or did it close up later?”

Master Song asked with utmost seriousness.

Song Jin was laughing so hard she couldn’t breathe.

What did he mean by “closed up later”!

Ahahaha…

Wan Xi squatted on the ground, laughing so hard that tears streamed down his face as he rolled around.

Master Song’s questions were truly top-notch.

Master Song looked at his son and Wan Xi in confusion.

What was going on!

Shen Yue, with a dark expression, stood up abruptly and walked back into the house.

Master Song…

Your son has no anus, why are you giving me that look!

Really!

I’m just being concerned for you!

Master Song glared at Shen Yue’s back.

However…

Before Master Song could look away, he saw Shen Yue stumble forward.

Bang!

With a loud thud, Shen Yue fell flat on his face.

The position was exactly the same as when they were coming down the mountain.

The same face-plant.

Wan Xi, who had barely stopped laughing, burst into uncontrollable laughter again.

Song Jin’s face cramped from laughing.

As she laughed, she suddenly realized something was off.

On the way down the mountain, Shen Yue had tripped twice right after she used her spiritual power twice.

Now…

She had just threatened Shen Yue with a dagger, and he immediately tripped again.

Given Shen Yue’s martial arts skills, how could he trip three times in the same way?

Even without martial arts, a normal person wouldn’t trip like that while walking!

Staring at Shen Yue, Song Jin’s mind raced with a bold and bizarre guess.

When she used her spiritual power, the bad luck seemed to fall on Shen Yue.

The more she thought about it, the more Song Jin’s eyes widened as she looked at Shen Yue.

Falling flat on his face, Shen Yue wanted to die from embarrassment.

He had no idea what he did wrong to make such a fool of himself in front of everyone!

Clenching his fists, Shen Yue was both angry and frustrated, but he had to get up carefully.

What if he tripped again!

It wouldn’t be the first time!

With his butt sticking out, Shen Yue slowly moved from lying flat to squatting, then spread his feet a certain distance apart to make sure his left foot wouldn’t trip over his right. Shen Yue finally stood up in one smooth motion.

Master Song, standing behind Shen Yue, watched his bizarre movements in shock.

Oh my!

What was Shen Yue doing!

Tripping was embarrassing enough; why didn’t he get up right away and instead had to make such a spectacle of it?

No matter how hard Master Song thought, he couldn’t understand Shen Yue’s behavior.

However, a prince with high martial arts skills tripping while walking was truly rare.

It was astonishing.

Once he stood up steadily, Shen Yue only wanted to leave this place as quickly as possible.

Yu Prefecture must be at odds with his fate.

Song Jin stared at Shen Yue’s back, her mind filled with her recent thoughts.

To see if it was true, she needed to verify it.

Taking a deep breath, Song Jin fixed her eyes on Shen Yue’s calf.

There was a dagger hidden there.

She used her spiritual power to draw the dagger from its sheath and then put it back in.

After completing the action, Song Jin watched Shen Yue intently with anticipation.

Master Song sighed and shook his head, planning to bring the wild man from the sedan chair into the house.

Just as he was about to step forward, he heard a loud thud.

Master Song immediately turned toward the sound.

Not far away, at the threshold, Shen Yue was once again lying flat on his face.

Song Jin…

Unable to contain her joy, she clenched her fist and cheered, “Yes!”

Someone else was taking the fall for her misdeeds!

Falling to the ground again, Shen Yue was utterly disheartened.

Should he get up again?

Getting up meant risking another fall.

But staying down, would he crawl around for the rest of his life?

Feeling helpless and exhausted, Shen Yue had a strong urge to give up.

Life was so hard!

He had faced a thorny path since childhood and never backed down, always confronting challenges with a positive attitude.

But now…

He couldn’t endure this constant tripping torture!

In life’s struggles, when you fall, you get up.

But in real-life tripping, when you fall, you can’t get up.

He had no dignity left!

Master Song stood in shock, eyes wide, mouth agape, unable to process what he had just seen.

Did that really happen!

Struggling to turn his head, Master Song looked at Han Bao beside him, “Am I seeing things?”

Han Bao suppressed his laughter, “Master Song, it’s real.”

Master Song…

Hahaha…

It was rare for him to laugh so hard at his age!

How many chances to laugh like this does life offer!

Fourth Prince, forgive me, but it’s too funny not to laugh!

Wan Xi was already on the ground, pounding it with laughter.

Yuan Bao, squatting to the side, had a doggy grin on his face.

Feeling a bit sorry for Shen Yue, Song Jin quickly walked over to him, laughing, and bent down to help him.

“Your Highness, the ground is cold, get up. Life is tough, the road is long, you must stay strong!”

Shen Yue…

What could he do?

He couldn’t just lie there forever.

Of course, he had to rely on this effeminate person’s shoulder to stand up.

With Song Jin’s support, Shen Yue cautiously and nervously stood up.

His eyes were glued to his feet.

To prevent another fall, Shen Yue grabbed Song Jin’s hand tightly before she could let go.

Song Jin, adhering to humanitarian principles, let the nearly six-foot-tall Shen Yue lean on her slender shoulder and helped him into the house.

Actually, Song Jin wanted to say that as long as she didn’t use her spiritual power, Shen Yue wouldn’t trip.

However, she could only think this. Recently, she often felt Shen Yue wanted to strangle her, so she didn’t dare say it out loud.