The Command to Pamper the Husband - Chapter 65

Fourth Prince’s Mansion, Main Hall.

Song Jin smiled cheerfully, looking at Shen Yue like a soft bunny. “How was it? I did well, right? I got useful information! You were mad at me for hitting Consort Jiang, but it was worth it, wasn’t it?”

Shen Yue, though with a dark face, had to admit that Song Jin did a good job.

“Go and find out about Father Emperor’s illness, the exact situation,” Shen Yue instructed Lu Zhan.

After Lu Zhan left, Shen Yue said to Song Jin, “The result was good, but the method was too aggressive.”

Song Jin pouted, “I can’t do what you said, endure and seek an opportunity. First, I’m not as smart as you to find an opportunity. Second, I never learned to endure from a young age.”

Along the way, Shen Yue had been telling him his ways of solving problems, making Song Jin’s scalp tingle.

This man must be masochistic!

Shen Yue…

The second point was really… painful!

Did he learn it from a young age?

Uh…

It seemed true, he did learn it from a young age.

When he was young, to get enough to eat, he pleased everyone.

When he grew up…

Those heavy memories flashed through his mind, and Shen Yue pushed them aside.

“You are me now, so you should act according to my methods.”

“According to your methods, should I be humble to everyone? Let everyone despise and ridicule me? Avoid conflicts and let others bully me?”

Shen Yue…

Why did it sound so miserable when Song Jin said it?

“I call it knowing when to yield and when to stand firm.”

Song Jin said, “You call it yielding.”

After saying this, Song Jin rolled his eyes. “I just find it strange that in the capital, you are so humble to them. But when we were in Yu County, you didn’t show any respect to me!”

Shen Yue…

He was about to speak when suddenly, he felt a sharp pain in his stomach. At the same time, his waist and legs also felt weak and uncomfortable.

To get rid of this discomfort, Shen Yue coughed.

However…

With the cough, Shen Yue felt a warm flow leaking from his body.

This strange feeling stunned Shen Yue.

His eye twitched, and he looked at Song Jin, “It seems there’s something wrong with your body.”

Song Jin immediately got nervous and grabbed Shen Yue, “Where does it hurt?”

He quickly picked up Shen Yue and headed straight for the bed.

Shen Yue…

Although it was his own body picking him up, this feeling was… hard to accept!

After all, the person inside the body was Song Jin.

What did this look like?

However, Song Jin had already placed him steadily on the bed, looking at him anxiously, “Where does it hurt?”

“Stomach.”

The stomach pain got worse, and Shen Yue couldn’t help curling up and holding his stomach.

Seeing him in such pain, Song Jin got anxious, “Is there a physician in your mansion? Call him quickly.”

Shen Yue shook his head, “The physician in the mansion is a spy for the Crown Prince. If he comes to see me, how do we explain this identity?”

His body was currently dressed as a man.

At most, he could be considered a servant. Calling the mansion physician for a servant would definitely arouse suspicion.

Song Jin grumbled, “Why are you so timid? All the physicians are spies, what’s really yours?”

Shen Yue…

What he truly had were only himself, Lu Zhan, and his loyal death guards.

However, now, even he himself was not his own.

The stomach pain came in waves, accompanied by that warm flow leaking out.

The location was very embarrassing.

But this was Song Jin’s body, she should be more familiar with it.

After thinking for a while, Shen Yue asked, “Have you ever had a stomach ache and something leaking out from your body?”

Saying this, Shen Yue took a deep breath, closed his eyes, and pointed at the spot with a look of determination and embarrassment.

Song Jin was stunned.

Stomach ache and leaking?

His eyes followed to where Shen Yue was pointing.

Song Jin…

She turned to Wan Xi, “When was my last menstruation?”

Wan Xi immediately replied, “The 16th.”

Shen Yue listened and vaguely understood something.

Menstruation…

Damn!

No way!

He, a man, was having menstruation?

Song Jin’s worry vanished, and she patted Shen Yue’s shoulder with a smile, “It’s okay, it’s just menstruation. Usually lasts three to five days, sometimes seven. It’s more painful on the second day. Drink more hot water and brown sugar water, and don’t catch a cold.”

Shen Yue…

He grabbed the quilt by the bedside and covered himself.

What a situation!

Song Jin’s shoulders shook with laughter, “When Lu Zhan returns, let him steal some menstrual cloth from your mansion’s women.”

Shen Yue…

“You, get, out!”

He didn’t want to see anyone!

At this moment, Lu Zhan returned.

As soon as he entered, he saw his master lying on the bed like a woman covered with a quilt.

Miss Song sat beside him in his master’s body, smiling.

This scene was so weird.

Lu Zhan’s mouth twitched as he approached, “Your Highness, I found out that the Emperor’s acute illness was caused by choking on a dumpling. He couldn’t breathe for a moment, and because the imperial physicians were not timely, they didn’t remove the dumpling quickly.”

Song Jin…

What?

Almost choked to death on a dumpling?

Was the Emperor sent by monkeys to amuse them?

“Later, the Empress came and, in her agitation, hugged the Emperor and cried. The Emperor was jostled, and the dumpling went down automatically.”

Song Jin…

Damn!

Really sent by monkeys!

That’s how they explained the Emperor’s acute illness.

Lu Zhan looked suspiciously at his master still under the quilt and couldn’t help but ask, “What’s wrong with Your Highness?”

“Don’t say it!”

“Menstruation.”

One was a roar, the other a laugh.

Shen Yue and Song Jin spoke simultaneously.

Lu Zhan clearly heard Song Jin.

He was so shocked he almost knelt on the spot.

He looked at Shen Yue with trembling lips, full of disbelief, “My master? Menstruation?”

Song Jin nodded with a smile, “To be precise, I’m having menstruation, but he happens to be using my body.”

Lu Zhan…

Even writers wouldn’t dare to write such an absurd plot!

But he witnessed it firsthand.

From now on…

He had to admit, his master’s life experiences were indeed rich.

Since the Emperor was not seriously ill, Shen Yue could temporarily claim illness to the outside world until Song Dingzhong entered the capital.

In the main courtyard, there were main and side rooms.

For convenience, Lu Zhan always lived in the side room.

In the main room, there was a secret room connected to the bed.

The mechanism for the secret room was on the bed. Pressing it would rotate the bed.

After a 180-degree rotation, another identical bed would come out from the secret room, and the original bed would go into the secret room.

For convenience, Shen Yue slept on the secret room bed, and Song Jin on the outer bed.

Except for sleeping at night, they were usually outside. If someone came, Shen Yue and Wan Xi would hide in the secret room.

Besides the mechanism bed, the secret room had a small redwood couch for Wan Xi to rest.

To come out, just trigger the mechanism, leaving a gap for a person to pass through.

After coming out, restore the bed.

…

For a while, the story of the Fourth Prince punishing Consort Jiang and angering the Magistrate of Jingzhao spread in the Fourth Prince’s Mansion.

Not only were the masters shocked, but the servants were also stunned.

The usually gentle Fourth Prince towards the Consorts…

What happened?

The three Consorts gathered to ponder over this matter.