The Immortal Lord and the Demon Venerable Are Both My Vests

Yin Lang—a man whose life has been fraught with hardship.

Possessing a spirit-demon dual constitution that appears once in ten thousand years in the cultivation world, if he doesn’t simultaneously cultivate both spiritual qi and demonic qi, he will explode and die.

To avoid being killed by his own constitution, he had no choice but to embark on a miserable life of wearing two different identities and struggling to survive in opposing factions.

After half a lifetime of struggle and painstaking effort, he sought only one thing: ascension.

See that ethereal Immortal Lord over there?

Yes, that’s me.

See that Demon Venerable radiating demonic energy over there?

Yes, that’s also me.

Having exhausted every scheme to find a sliver of hope in this world where the path to ascension has been severed, he was intercepted halfway by the Heavenly Dao, which forcibly shoved a battered and bruised ‘Child of Destiny’ at him, declaring—

You raise this child for me, and I’ll return your sliver of hope.

What could Yin Lang do?

Unable to kill the Heavenly Dao, he could only accept with a smile.

Want food? Delicacies from land and sea, phoenix wings and dragon marrow—take your pick;

Want treasures? Immortal swords, demonic blades, peacock tail feathers—here’s a whole table;

Want cultivation techniques? The doors to the Chuanfa Hall and Chuangong Pavilion are wide open;

……

Then suddenly one day, the perfectly good child turned dark without warning.

Wanting to imprison him, even wanting to do this and that to him.

What could he do?

Of course…

Kill this treasonous brat!

(Shows a weary smile)

TL/N: No CP and not BL