The Lay Flat Life: My Wife's Cultivation Makes Me Stronger - Chapter 56

Han Feng’s body gradually floated upwards.

He could no longer perceive any sounds or scenes from the outside world. It felt as though he was in a vast void, with only himself present.

A majestic yet gentle voice resonated.

“Given your innate Wind Spirit Root, you are most compatible with wind-attribute divine abilities and techniques. I grant you the technique and divine ability: Xun Art, Initial Chapter.”

A complete yet intricate set of techniques instantly filled Han Feng’s mind.

So this is what it means to make a wish? The legends about being able to gain divine abilities or cultivation techniques, or even having one’s cultivation level elevated, were true after all.

But what exactly is this Xun Art? Is it a divine ability or a cultivation technique?

Cultivation techniques are methods for cultivation, while divine abilities are skills that might be defensive, offensive, or supportive. They’re completely different things, Patriarch!

Of course, Han Feng wasn’t about to question the Patriarch’s decision with his limited knowledge.

However, the voice wasn’t done speaking. It continued,

“Since you possess my bloodline and are a direct descendant of mine, I will awaken your bloodline and grant you the innate Wind Physique.”

“Child, cultivate well. Take the path of wind to its utmost pinnacle.”

The Patriarch’s words were succinct, ending with a final admonition.

Immediately after, Han Feng felt intense pain throughout his body. Every inch of his flesh and skin seemed to scream in agony, as though he were being cut into pieces.

This… is bloodline awakening?

But why did the Patriarch say I have his bloodline?

“Keen Ancestor! The one granting blessings, are you there? Disciple has questions!”

At this moment, Han Feng still couldn’t control his body. Confused, he could only call out to the Ancestor who had been granting him blessings.

Finally, the familiar voice, soft yet icy as ever, echoed in his mind. It was like the voice of a fifteen- or sixteen-year-old girl.

[I’m here.]

The Keen Ancestor’s voice was as pleasant as ever but retained its usual cold tone.

“Did you see what just happened? Did you hear what the Patriarch said to me?”

[I saw. What’s perplexing you?]

“Two things. First, what exactly is this Xun Art? It doesn’t sound impressive at all.”

[The simpler the name, the deeper its meaning, and the more powerful it is.

You might not know, but Han Xianzun comprehended the universe’s supreme laws through the art of the Eight Trigrams.

The Eight Trigrams’ eight positions represent the eight foundational universal rules, the strongest, most profound principles. All cultivation techniques and divine abilities are extensions derived from the Eight Trigrams’ elemental attributes.

The Xun Art represents one of the universe’s supreme laws. By cultivating it, you’ll gain access to the fundamental divine abilities it provides, allowing you to progress further.

However, what you’ve received is only the Initial Chapter. Anything beyond the Immortal Dao isn’t included, as Han Xianzun likely deems you unworthy of the complete Xun Art —for now.]

“What if I gift this Xun Art to my Dao partner and receive a tenfold return? Would the return be the complete Xun Art?”

Han Feng immediately spotted a loophole.

After a brief pause, the Keen Ancestor’s voice returned.

[In theory, the full Xun Art wouldn’t benefit you as you are now. But rules are rules—I made them, and I must follow them. If you gift it to your Dao partner, I will return the complete Xun Art to you.]

“Thank you!”

Han Feng gritted his teeth against the searing pain and continued asking.

“My second question: the Patriarch said I have his bloodline. What does that mean?”

[Because you are a descendant of Han Xianzun. His surname is Han. Your surname is Han. What’s so strange about that?]

“But if I have such a powerful ancestor, why was I born into a simple farmer’s family?”

[Do you realize that Han Xianzun existed over a hundred million years ago? In that time, his descendants have had descendants, generation after generation. His progeny are countless, scattered across the Nine Realms. Any Han family member could theoretically be a descendant of Han Xianzun.

The difference lies in whether one can awaken Han Xianzun’s bloodline.]

“So, I’ve awakened it now, right? After all, the Patriarch personally awakened it for me.”

[Yes. Awakening Han Xianzun’s bloodline comes with immense benefits: skyrocketing combat power, unparalleled prestige in suppressing all human and beast bloodlines, accelerated cultivation, enhanced aptitude, and countless other advantages.

But there’s a downside: if others discover your awakened bloodline, countless powerful figures will hunt you down, seeking to devour your body and blood. To them, your bloodline far surpasses any spiritual pill or elixir.]

“So you’re saying I’m in danger now? Then I can’t let anyone know about this bloodline awakening.”

“By the way, Keen Ancestor, now that I’ve awakened this bloodline, does that mean I can cultivate on my own now?”

[No. You’ve obtained the innate Wind Physique and awakened the Patriarch’s bloodline, but that doesn’t mean you can cultivate. You’re still unable to raise your cultivation level on your own. You’re still a useless waste.]

“Uh… those last two words were unnecessary.”

Han Feng mulled over his situation. It seemed likely that he’d continue lying flat from now on.

After all, if he couldn’t cultivate, what else was there to do besides lying flat?

He could keep tending to flowers and herbs, basking in the sun, and keeping an eye on Ye Longyuan.

What a life. He didn’t mind it one bit.

As Han Feng pondered, his eyes suddenly lit up, and his heart raced. He asked,

“Keen Ancestor, before, when I asked why you were helping me, you said I bore the resemblance and bloodline of someone you knew.

Now that I’ve awakened Han Xianzun’s bloodline…

Does that mean the person you knew was Han Xianzun?”

Han Feng’s heartbeat quickened. If the Keen Ancestor truly knew Han Xianzun, it would mean she and Han Xianzun lived in the same era. To live for over a hundred million years—she must be a monumental figure.

But the Keen Ancestor remained silent for a long time. Just as Han Feng thought she had gone offline, she finally spoke.

[The current you doesn’t need to know so much. Matters at our level are beyond your comprehension at this stage and will only bring you disaster.

Enemies are everywhere. We must remain cautious.

Remember this: do not reveal your bloodline to anyone. Do not speak of me to anyone. The little fox knowing is fine, but no one else can know. If you die because of this, don’t blame anyone but yourself.

And take good care of the little fox.]

With that, the Keen Ancestor’s voice disappeared without a trace.

Han Feng now knew she had truly gone offline.

Without saying another word, he silently endured the bloodline awakening and physical transformation.

—

Meanwhile, the outside world was in chaos.

“What the hell? I’ve been watching forever. How long is this going to take?”

“What’s going on? Everyone else’s blessing takes three seconds max, but Han Feng’s has already lasted three hours.”

“That’s unheard of. The longest blessing before this took only the time it takes to burn one stick of incense, and that person became a peerless prodigy.”

“Could Han Feng’s blessing be better than anyone else’s? How is that possible? He only offered one Immortal Spirit Crystal!”

“Is it possible that Han Feng performed too well? He fought an entire group alone and won, crushing them effortlessly. Maybe his bond with Wang Mian moved Han Xianzun as well.”