The Unattainable Flower Called The Ice Queen of the School Reika Himuro Is My Pet - Chapter 25

Isn’t a Best Friend’s Poop More Important?

I thought that as long as I was cautious around the trio of girls who are especially close to Himuro Reika—Yuko Takagi, An’na Asagiri, and Kazuha Saito—everything would be fine.

But it seems that I was mistaken.

I mean, the one who has been talking about crushing the balls of Reika’s boyfriend since earlier is Saito Kazuha.

Logically, she’s the one I should be most wary of.

However, back to the point, even my own friends are harboring this much murderous intent.

And upon closely observing the male students in the class, I can see that every one of them is emanating a barely concealed aura of malice.

If it gets out that I’m Reika’s boyfriend, the consequences will likely be much worse than just having my balls crushed.

Things that I would hesitate to even put into words might happen.

“Hey, are you really alright? You’re looking even paler now, and you’re sweating like crazy. Did you eat something bad this morning? If you’re getting a stomachache and feel like you need to go, you should head to the bathroom before it’s too late. At this point, you’ll have to choose between being labeled as the guy who pooped in the bathroom or the guy who pooped in the classroom. Well, we’re high schoolers now, not grade schoolers. Even if you get labeled, we probably won’t give you a hard time about it. Probably. Holding it in is bad for you, so I think you should go. And even if people start calling you ‘Poop Man,’ I’ll still be on your side. But man, who the hell is Himuro-san’s boyfriend? I’m dying to know. If she’d just tell me, I’d go and beat him up right now, whoever he is…”

And so, I come to fully understand just how precarious my situation is. My face must have gone even paler.

Now Keisuke is genuinely starting to worry about me, but he seems to misunderstand that I’ve been holding in a poop since earlier.

His words—whether they’re sarcastic or genuinely concerned, I can’t tell—leave me with the impression that he cares more about finding out who Himuro-san’s boyfriend is than my bowel movements.

Shouldn’t a best friend care more about his friend’s poop than about who the unknown boyfriend of Reika is?

If it were me, I would definitely say that my neighborly best friend’s poop is more important than some unreachable boyfriend…