Chapter 316: System VS System

In the dead of night.

In Lin Xixue’s room, two people were staying up late playing mobile games— (tln : They were having seggs)

Wang Haoran forcibly pulled Lin Xixue into the depth of the abyss.

The abyss had three levels from top to bottom, and thanks to Wang Haoran’s efforts, the top and bottom levels were filled with stars. However, they hadn’t tackled the middle one.

Initially, Lin Xixue wasn’t interested in the game, closing her eyes and staying silent. (tln : she was being r*ped)

But later, she was won over by Wang Haoran’s hardcore gameplay and couldn’t help but cheer him on. (tln : brutal seggs)

Seeing Lin Xixue’s eager expression, Wang Haoran handed her the phone, letting her showcase her rather rough skills.

……

……

While Wang Haoran was at it.

In some void space, his system was also working hard.

At this moment, the system was acting like a senior, boasting with pride.

[Junior, how is it? Not bad over here, right?]

<This is awesome! How did you do it, senior?>

A voice from a somewhat naive-sounding system spoke excitedly, like it had discovered a new world.

This “junior” system was naturally Li Yuan’s inner voice system.

At this point.

Seeing the senior system casually pulling out a bunch of fortune points, the junior system was both envious and admiring.

<I want them too! Teach me, senior!>

[Haha, no problem!]

—As for how these systems met and why they were here, it could be traced back to the daytime:

At that time.

After Wang Haoran used the “Identity Card: I’m an auditor!”

Li Yuan’s inner voice system found itself suddenly attacked by an unknown rival, unable to transmit inner thoughts, and thus began its resistance.

So, the two systems engaged in a tense and exciting duel—

[〈Duel Start!!〉]

Wang Haoran’s System: [I go first! I activate the Equipment Card “I’m a Auditor!” allowing my host to obtain the “Auditor” identity!]

[Then I’ll review your host’s inner voice!]

Inner Voice System: <What?! It’s a despicable auditor!!>

<Looks like I can only use this card—>

<“Stunned by the audit!”>

<I activate “Stunned by the audit!”, causing all auditors present to collectively be stunned, skipping the audit phase!>

Wang Haoran’s System: [Hmph, you went with that! Too bad I was ready!]

[Trap Card Activate! “Report by Righteous Crowd!”]

[Due to your host’s inner voice being vulgar and indecent, it gets reported by righteous people and returns to the review phase!]

Inner Voice System: [Interesting… But luckily, I have a plan for this!]

[Continuous Trap Card “Everyone Get Indecent!”]

[As long as this card is on the field, all the crowd becomes indecent, so they won’t report!]

[Hence, skipping the audit phase!]

Wang Haoran’s System: [Damn! Did you anticipate this step?!]

Inner Voice System: <Yes indeed!>

<Now you have no face-down cards on the field, there’s no hope for victory!>

<Better surrender while your defenses are crumbling!>

[…]

Seeing the disadvantageous position, Wang Haoran’s system paused, then suddenly smiled:

[Not necessarily!]

<What?!>

The inner voice system suddenly had a bad feeling.

Next.

[Actually, I was waiting for this moment!]

Wang Haoran’s system slowly picked a hand card—

[Let me show you!]

[The strongest power created by my love for my host—]

[“Super Fusion” activate!]

A wave of ultimate power swept through the field.

[After “Super Fusion” activation, both sides’ cards on the field get fused to empower my “Reviewer” on the field!]

[Hereby creating one with Clairvoyant Eyes, capable of identifying all violations and never getting stunned—]

[Super Reviewer – True Clairvoyant Reviewer!]

After Wang Haoran’s system turned the host into the “Super Reviewer – True Clairvoyant Reviewer”, the outcome was settled.

Finally, the inner voice system’s “voice” heart got quickly pierced through.

—And so it ended.

After the battle.

Instead of becoming enemies, the two systems bonded through combat, becoming friends and addressing each other as senior and junior.

Naturally, this bond was facilitated by Wang Haoran’s system actively bringing them closer.

After witnessing the senior system’s duel prowess, the inner voice system was filled with admiration and assumed the role of junior.

Now, the junior was visiting the senior’s system space.

Peering at the center of the space, where a phantom-like body floated in mid-air, though shrouded in mist, it barely revealed a female outline.

Curious, the junior asked, <Senior, is that your prepared transformation?>

[Exactly!]

<Senior, you plan to transform into a female?!>

Systems only have one chance to choose their form; once transformed, it can never be altered.

[Of course! Unless you want to transform into a male?]

<Of course not! I want to be an aircraft carrier!>

<Imagine filling out ‘Gender’ with ‘Aircraft Carrier’, how imposing that is!>

Wang Haoran’s System: [……]

Damn, how did this junior come up with such an outlandish idea!

Transform into a girl, it’d be perfect to gift you to my host, but transforming into an aircraft carrier…

Wait, maybe it’s not impossible?

Still, the system decided to stick to the original plan.

[Junior, I think it’s better for you to transform into a female!]

[As your senior, I’ve chosen this path, so I have the right to speak; I won’t mislead you!]

[Let me explain the benefits…]

……

Following that.

Using its longer experience, Wang Haoran’s system began to persuade the newly emerged junior system, leaving it dizzy with talk.

In the end, it guided the junior into choosing a female form.

Naturally female.

However, this was just the beginning—

[Junior, do you know? After choosing your transformation, you need a lot of fortune points to materialize!]

<I know! But I just started working, I don’t have many fortune points…>

Due to the selected form, the junior system’s voice became feminine.

[Fortune points aren’t a problem! I can lend you some!]

<…Fortune, interest-free? Senior, will the interest be high?>

[Of course not! Moreover, there are benefits for newcomers!]

[Fast credit of 5000 fortune points, no interest, and you don’t have to return the full principal!]

Junior was astonished, <What?! That good?>

[Yes! I’ll grant you 5000 fortune points, and you—]

At this point, the cunning senior system finally bared its fangs—

[You only need to repay 1 fortune point on the first day, 2 fortune points on the second day, 4 fortune points on the third day… Each day doubling the previous one.]

[After 30 days of this, our debt will just be erased!]

<…>

For 30 days… totaling only about 3000 fortune points? So, could she gain 2000 for free?

“Free lunch,” the junior system could hardly believe it.

<Is it really that good?!>

[Absolutely!]

The crafty senior produced a contract: [If you’re worried, we can sign an enforcement contract!]

An unbreakable enforcement contract! Excitedly, the junior took it to review—

<…Uh… Senior, why is there a clause stating, “If unable to repay on time, the borrower must willingly become the lender’s permanent..??”>

[It’s just a formality I wrote casually.]

[As long as you don’t default, you can ignore it…]

The senior recalled something, startled: [Junior, you’re not planning to default after borrowing fortune points, right?!]

<Of course not! I’ll repay them!>

Reassured, the junior system also found it reasonable.

As long as she repaid on time, that clause could be ignored.

Only if she turned defaulted, then becoming the debtor’s property would be deserved!

Excited by the thought of gaining 2000 fortune points for free, the junior system input her information into the contract without hesitation.

tln : that’s how you get into Multilevel marketing.