Chapter 434: Shangguan Yunlan’s Fantasy

“Haoran, I’m sorry.”

“Your senior brother is so narrow-minded; I’m here to apologize on his behalf!”

After sitting face-to-face with her martial nephew Wang Haoran on the stone bench in the courtyard, Shangguan Yunlan expressed her apologies.

“Martial Aunt, it’s fine. Senior Brother is Senior Brother, and you… are you…”

“As a junior, how could I let you apologize…”

Wang Haoran responded “obediently.”

However.

Both of their thoughts drifted elsewhere—

Hearing her little disciple’s pleasant voice.

Shangguan Yunlan couldn’t help but recall that Wang Haoran had just… (tln : seggs)

A certain aura seemed to linger around him.

“Sniff sniff.”

And with Wang Haoran casually dressed in thin clothing.

Seeing his well-built body faintly visible, she couldn’t help but imagine…

“Mind stripping.”

“Now… should I teach my martial nephew hands-on… up close…”

Unable to control her desire to be the “close martial aunt,” Shangguan Yunlan’s cheeks turned slightly red.

Opposite her, Wang Haoran was also pondering—

“‘Master went to warn him, then had her first kiss stolen by the protagonist!’ Is that all?”

“Li Yuan, why do you always skip the crucial parts?”

“Once again, I have to handle it myself!”

But after hearing it so many times, Wang Haoran was used to Li Yuan’s inner voice skipping over his “plot”—

“Speaking of which, hasn’t Li Yuan noticed his ‘plot’ is off?”

“As a ‘lapdog villain,’ he describes his confessions in detail.”

“And I’m the ‘protagonist,’ yet my interactions with the ‘heroine’ are glossed over.”

“If we really compare, his plot has more scenes than mine!”

“Sigh, but it’s heart-voice style.”

“Even if the heroine moves into the ‘lapdog villain’s’ house, wearing revealing clothes and flirting with him.”

“The ‘lapdog villain’ still thinks the heroine is ‘up to no good,’ ‘definitely gathering intel for the protagonist.'”

“Then—’Good thing I’m clever, seeing through your true nature!’ and continues his ‘lapdog villain’ plot!”

“If it were me, whether true or not, I’d give a good ‘lesson’ first!”

[Host, that’s not allowed!]

[“Lapdog villains” get punished by the system if they woo the heroine!]

[So they can only wait passively for the heroine to woo them!]

〈Brother, the senior is right, that’s how it works!〉

“……”

“For certain reasons, you deliberately added restrictions to the system, right? I get it!”

“Just like now, I could easily slap that idiot Li Yuan to death.”

“But you’re so useless, I have to strip away his protagonist halo before I can finish him off!”

But speaking of which—

“Xiaoxing, can you give Li Yuan a—’If you don’t follow the plot, you’ll get shocked!'”

“Can you punish him like that?”

〈Brother, that’s not possible, Xiaoxing doesn’t have that function—〉

〈Unlike the senior who wants to shock her host!〉

[……]

You little star with hard wings and “∵” pretending in front of me!

Just you wait!

The system began to explain:

[Host, this system doesn’t have such thoughts!]

“……”

[……Okay, maybe a little……] Weakly.

[But—]

Suddenly, the system’s tone changed—

[That’s because the host hasn’t fully adjusted this system!]

Without completing the final step, it’s not considered complete education!

[So… as long as the host, after this system transforms.]

[Thoroughly completes the last step?]

[This system won’t think about these things anymore!]

“……”

〈……〉

Xiaoxing: Careless, didn’t expect the senior to be so skilled!

Also wanting Brother’s affection, but the senior is much better than just saying “Brother hug” or “Brother kiss”!

〈I need to take notes!〉

……

……

While joking with the two systems.

Wang Haoran also pondered how to “follow the plot” and steal his martial aunt Shangguan Yunlan’s first kiss.

Forcefully? Some feasibility.

But, it’s too abrupt, and his long-standing persona would definitely collapse.

As for creating an accident, falling…

Martial Aunt is at the legendary level, creating an unnoticed accident is difficult.

And using the same trick on the same heroine twice isn’t great.

So…

“Martial Aunt, Senior Brother Li Yuan is targeting me, and I’m upset, only a kiss from you can make it better”?

Pondering, Wang Haoran looked at his martial aunt’s flushed cheeks and her serious expression—

“Could it be… just this simple…”

“We look into each other’s eyes, the mood rises…”

“And we kiss?!”

Might as well try, nothing to lose.

Thinking this, Wang Haoran began looking into Shangguan Yunlan’s eyes.

At this moment, Shangguan Yunlan, fantasizing about “Chapter Twelve: Intimacy in the Bathroom” from “The Close Martial Aunt,” was lost in pink thoughts.

Noticing her martial nephew’s “tender gaze,” her heart trembled.

But she remembered her elder status, so she feigned calmness and asked—

“Haoran, wh-what’s wrong?”

“Is there something on Martial Aunt’s face?”

“There are eyes that captivate me~”—Shangguan Yunlan hoped for such a response.

And seeing this, Wang Haoran planned:

Get close, say a few heartfelt words, then, relying on Martial Aunt’s high favorability, forcefully kiss her!

“Martial Aunt… sorry, you’re too tempting, I couldn’t resist!”

End with that!

Perfect! Let’s do it!

As Wang Haoran approached to speak.

And Shangguan Yunlan showed a mix of confusion and anticipation.

Suddenly, a lively voice came from behind—

“Hmph, Haoran!”

“Your favorite aunt is back!”