You Plan To Kill Me With Meng? - Chapter 54.2 - Prairie Lions Alliance (09)

Qiao Qixi wasn’t really angry; he just thought that Miantuan was a bit too harsh. He decided to teach this little guy a lesson, but he couldn’t bring himself to hit him. Never mind, never mind. His “lesson” was simply to ignore Miantuan for now, and instead, he walked over to Zidian’s side, lowered his head, and helped tidy up the messy fur on his back.

The fur on Zidian’s back trembled a few times, body seemingly stiff, and trying to avoid it, but in the end, it still ignored Qiao Qixi and continued licking its own arm.

The white lion left behind at the back crouched on the ground without making a sound, just staring at the backs of Qiao Qixi and his brother’s for a long time.

Of course, Qiao Qixi did not agree with using the silent treatment as a parenting method. After he finished tidying up the messy fur on Zidian, he returned to the side of the dough and very seriously gave a lecture, hoping that the cub would realize its mistake through his attitude.

Unfortunately, after talking for so long, Miantuan just stared at him, seemingly happy that he returned, but nothing more beyond that.

Indeed. Why bother doing a mental checkup on a little lion? Next time, just go ahead and beat directly.

Let it go this time ba. With fur all messy like this and no one to take care of it, isn’t it because he lost his parents at such a young age. Forget it, forget it. The more Qiao Qixi thought about it, the more his heart ached, so he simply picked the cub up and started grooming its fur.

This family is too very cola*!

T/N: amusing/funny, colloquial expression for something too entertaining or laugh-worthy.

Such tender and adorable interactions were edited into a substantial amount of “spiritual nourishment” and posted on their official account, relieving the followers’ hungry anticipation.

: Warm and heartwarming footage on the grassland has always been rare, especially when it comes to a pride of lions. Hahaha, the Six-Lion Mini League is truly a refreshing breeze in the lion world, producing tons of sweet content every day.

: Other leagues rely on their imposing battle videos to gain fans, being proper Animal World channels, [facepalm/][facepalm/], while Alexander’s is a parenting channel, and the kind of fans it attracts, well, you can figure that out for yourselves.

: This video of him teaching the kids had me dying of laughter.

: The sweetest dad on the grassland, Alexander, “I’ll spank you if you’re naughty, really I will! Alright, alright, let’s have a wildebeest for dinner today.” (Hahaha, parenting daily life is soo sweet, please keep it coming!)

: Alexander said, It’s none of my business if the Norman family wants to make a comeback, I’m just responsible for feeding you.

: The person above is wrong, he did think about teaching combat, he just wasn’t successful, hahahahahaha.

Since the creation of this official account, it has indeed attracted a wave of new followers. They really enjoy the heartwarming growth story of the little lion cubs, while the older fans seem to prefer the iron-blooded style of the Norman first and second generations.

But it’s okay, the burly men with tattoos can dream about the future while continuing to watch the little lion cubs and their guardian being all affectionate and lovey-dovey.

As for their survival skills, they’re not worried at all.

As everyone can see, Alexander is a powerful lion.

Qiao Qixi: How come you trust me more than I trust myself?

He himself can’t even guarantee that he can teach the little lions well, so he’s quite anxious.

At the same time, he also has to worry because the kids are growing bigger, their appetite is increasing, and taking care of them is becoming more and more tiring.

“Feasting one moment, starving the next” is the best depiction of the dry season.

Fortunately, after they grew up, their endurance significantly improved, and they no longer lose weight after being hungry for just two days like they used to.

Occasionally, when he really doesn’t feel like hunting, Qiao Qixi lets them go hungry to let the little lions experience for a bit the childhood they should have*.

Hunger also stimulates the lions’ desire to survive, and the cubs who have gone hungry show a clear increase in their fighting spirit.

T/N: As in necessary or expected of.

Everything looks like food…

And so the days passed, one after another. As time went on, the entire land became increasingly arid, and the riverbeds began to dry up, showing cracks under the scorching sun.

The animals, in order to drink water, can only slowly gather together.

So, the various animals, which are usually hard to gather together, are now clustered together like dumplings, and this scene is truly spectacular.

Qiao Qixi took the little lions to watch the zebra crossing the river, hoping that the tragic scene of the zebra crossing would show the cubs how dangerous the crocodiles in the river are. He wanted to teach them not to underestimate the crocodiles and treat them like little brothers.

However, instead of witnessing the crocodiles hunting the zebra, they ended up seeing two hippos causing trouble by treating the crocodiles like spicy strips (a type of snack).

Qiao Qixi: … Miscalculation.

The cubs, on the other hand, were watching with great interest and even wanted to try what crocodile tastes like.

Thus, Qiao Qixi decided to take the cubs and leave. This set of teaching materials is not proper.

On the way back, they encountered a lion pride from a distance—there was a male lion and three lionesses, along with seven or eight half-year-old cubs drinking water by the riverbank.

This can be considered a slightly smaller lion pride, which is actually quite vulnerable to invasion and takeover.

Qiao Qixi sincerely hoped that this male lion could withstand the invader’s provocation and lead the pride to survive, because takeover would mean that the seven or eight cubs would fall into deadly hands.

When they walked over to drink water, the small lion pride also noticed that there were other lions here. The male lion, guarding his wives and cubs, immediately became alert, ready for battle at any moment.

However, the newcomer was a young male lion with cubs, who seemed to lack the strength to invade the pride, so neither side had any intention of fighting. As a result, an unnatural peaceful coexistence was maintained.

T/N: Heylo everyone, I’m back! Thank you for your patience. I’ll mass produce chapters for a few days, hehe, please enjoy.