After Recklessly Courting Death, I Caught the Attention of a Yandere - Chapter 18
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But now the most important point is that the game she accidentally got transported into is one she has never played before—in fact, it hasn’t even entered beta testing yet.
She has unfortunately become the first beta tester, and was pulled into the game, personally transported inside it. Moreover, this trash system informed her that the game’s storyline isn’t complete yet, so she has to figure everything out on her own—there are no guides to reference at all.
This is like taking a naked exam!
Originally, Yun Dan thought that accidentally getting transported and landing right in front of this ultimate villain was already extremely unlucky.
But now the system has told her she must conquer Xiao Yueqing and raise his favorability to 100% before she can return home.
At this moment, Yun Dan has no idea what skills she needs to raise that favorability to 100%.
She and Xiao Yueqing are completely from two different worlds. Moreover, this is an ultimate villain—cruel, ruthless, and twisted. He occasionally grabs her neck to scare her. Can such a person really be conquered?
Yun Dan couldn’t help but rub her forehead, thinking about this long journey home and wondering how long it would take.
“Damn system, do you know what I regret most right now? What I regret most is why my brain had a moment and I signed up for the beta test, and why heaven gave me such good luck that I stood out from 100,000 registered players to become the first beta tester.
If I had known beta testing would be like this, I swear I wouldn’t have given this game a second glance. I completely dug myself into a huge pit, and there’s a dead end ahead—I have no idea where the way out is.”
If the game she had been transported into was any game she had played before, Yun Dan probably wouldn’t feel as nervous as she does now.
It’s just because she knows nothing about this game—she only knows some basic information about Xiao Yueqing. Everything else is completely unknown, and a person like her has never existed in the game before.
It’s completely a dead end.
Yun Dan hunched her neck and secretly glanced at Xiao Yueqing, deeply feeling that this mission is simply hell mode.
But at this moment, Yun Dan still chose to pretend to be calm.
“Are you hungry? Should I go cook something for you? I promise that starting tomorrow, if you tell me to do horse stance, I’ll do horse stance. If you tell me to go east, I’ll go east. If you tell me to go west, I’ll go west. I absolutely won’t go against your wishes.”
If nothing else, showing loyalty first can’t be wrong.
He wouldn’t refuse even loyalty, would he?
After saying these words, Yun Dan secretly observed Xiao Yueqing, but didn’t see any signs of anger from him. Perhaps his anger has subsided by now?
Zero strategy, zero plot—so what? Watch her create the plot.
Now that she’s here, she’s the female lead. Everyone else, step aside!
Xiao Yueqing was stunned by Yun Dan’s rapid attitude change.
He didn’t quite understand—this Yun Dan who had shown such a frightened expression just a moment ago suddenly asked what he wanted to eat. Could this be two different people?
However, Xiao Yueqing still released his hand that was gripping her neck and said, “Fine, since you want to show off your cooking skills, that’s acceptable. But if you’re trying to play some trick, I advise you to save it. I’m not someone easily fooled. Also… I’m immune to all poisons, so whatever poison you use won’t work.”
Yun Dan had never actually thought about poisoning Xiao Yueqing.
Are you kidding? What good would poisoning someone who’s immune to all poisons do?
And if he discovered it, her fate wouldn’t be as simple as being skinned alive or killed and buried.
This person full of evil schemes might come up with a bunch of torturous methods.
Actually, Yun Dan’s cooking skills are particularly good, and she can cook many different things. But after thinking about it, she decided not to make it too complicated—cooking a bowl of noodles would be safe.
People might not like this dish or that dish, after all, tastes are hard to please, but noodles are more widely acceptable.
Soon, two bowls of noodles were brought out.
Looking at the steaming hot noodles in front of him, Xiao Yueqing didn’t find them ordinary at all.
“What kind of noodles are these?”
Yun Dan rested her chin on her hand and smiled, “Plain noodles! Haven’t you eaten them before? But there’s no pre-made lard here, so I used eggs to make some broth. It’s delicious—eat it while it’s hot.”
“A handful of noodles… a bowl of broth… heh…”
Yun Dan didn’t understand why Xiao Yueqing would know how to make plain noodles.
But thinking about it, he also cooks quite well, so perhaps he’s someone who knows how to make plain noodles. She didn’t think much of it.
However, Yun Dan didn’t know that Xiao Yueqing was remembering someone.
That woman.
Xiao Yueqing ate this bowl of noodles very slowly.
As soon as the noodles entered his mouth, they reminded him of that woman, reminded him that she had once made plain noodles for him too.
That day was his birthday.
He had waited a long time, finally waiting for her to look at him once, waiting for a bowl of plain noodles.
But he never expected that it was all her scheme.
All her kindness toward him had a purpose—she was just using him.
“Xiao Yueqing? Xiao Yueqing?”
When Xiao Yueqing finally snapped out of his memories, he saw Yun Dan looking at him with a worried expression.
He shook his head and said, “Nothing, the noodles are quite good. I’m full, you can finish yours. Don’t forget tomorrow morning—if you need anything, find Yue Po or Yun Sheng and Yun Xiao to help you.”
After speaking, he put down his chopsticks and left.
Looking at Xiao Yueqing’s retreating figure, Yun Dan was very puzzled.
“What’s wrong with this great demon today? How did eating a bowl of noodles make him like this? Could it be that my noodles were too terrible? But I tasted them too—my noodles tasted quite good. So what’s wrong with him? Did he take the wrong medicine?”
After Xiao Yueqing left, he unusually didn’t go to his usual practice area, but instead went into a secret chamber.
This secret chamber was very large, filled with countless items. If you sniffed carefully, you could still detect a faint medicinal smell.
The wooden tub in the distance no longer had any water in it, and its surface was covered with quite a bit of dust.
But Xiao Yueqing didn’t seem to mind the dirt. He reached out and touched the edge of the wooden tub, murmuring to himself, “I didn’t expect so many years to have passed. I thought I had forgotten all these painful memories. But only now do I realize that I never forgot.”
On the wall in the distance hung a painting.
Looking closely, it depicted a beautiful woman.
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