I Want to Have a Girlfriend Too - Chapter 24

I’d do anything for a miniskirt maid outfit.

 

“…and that’s what happened, Senpai.”

“As usual, you’re funny.”

 

　After school, I complained to Senpai about the day’s events in the student council room.

 

　After that, the boys protested desperately against cross-dressing, but the girls argued that it was unreasonable for them to be the only ones in embarrassing outfits, and we ended up having a mixed-gender maid café.

 

“No, I was prepared to get down on my knees and even lick shoes if I could see the maids’ clothes! …but the price for that is actually cross-dressing… ! “

“On the contrary, it’s a good thing they don’t oppose you, Tokimori boy. Thanks to your sacrifice, boys outside your class will be able to see Eden! You should be more proud! “

“Senpai…! You are right! Thanks to our class’ sacrifice, they get to see two of the three most beautiful girls in the school in maid outfits.”

 

　That’s right! No need to be discouraged!

　Dressing up as a woman is indeed a once-in-a-lifetime humiliation, but for that, we’ve made our wish… or rather, men’s wishes come true!

　Well done me! I did my best!

 

“But, even though they let the boys dress up as maids, I’m still surprised that the girls allowed maid cafe.”

“All the girls discussed it secretly during the break, Yousuke-san.”

 

　Senpai questioned, and Saijouin, who was working on some paperwork at her desk, answered him.

 

　…Hm? What do you mean you discussed it….?

 

“Uh, Tokimori-san was obviously behaving strangely, so I questioned Sato-san about it, and he told me about it more easily than I expected, so I discussed it with the girls────, and we decided that [If we’re going to have a maid cafe, let the boys do it too.].”

 

　Hey Kazuki, you always spew information all the time.

　Someday I’ll sew your mouth shut with a sewing machine.

 

“But didn’t you ever think of rejecting maid cafes altogether? “

“No, I gave up because I knew Tokimori-san would get all the boys on his side and make a majority vote for the maid café.”

“Tokimori-boy, I don’t think you can beat Saijouin for the rest of your life.”

“Damn! “

 

　I slam the desk down in frustration.

 

　You think you know everything I’m thinking!?

　So I’ve been dancing in the palm of her hand all this time!

　…what a bastard you are, Hiiyo Saijouin!

 

“Besides, some students wanted to see boys dressed as women.”

“Sorry, Saijouin. But I need to know who’s in demand for that. Who is it? “

 

　Who’d want to see a boy dressed as a woman?

 

“Yes, yes〜! I want to see Nozomu-kun in a maid outfit.”

 

　————There she is.

 

“Maya-nē, it’s fine to join in the conversation, but don’t you have to hug me from behind? It’s a weapon, or rather, a nuclear bomb for adolescent boys, you know? I’m not saying I want it, though. “

“Ah〜, right〜!”

 

　Suddenly, Maya-nē joins the conversation, comes up behind me, and hugs me with all her might.

　I could feel the softness of her against my back.

 

　Silence, my other half! Use all your senses to protect it! Stop the missile launch!

　…Damn it! It shows no sign of quieting down…!

 

　At times like this, I need to watch Saijouin and calm down!

　So I look at Saijouin. And my gaze is a little lower than her face.

 

　——Ah, it’s so relaxing〜!

 

　I guess the sea is more relaxing than the mountains. The missile, which was seconds away from being launched, becomes quieter and quieter as I look at Saijouin.

 

“How nice〜, watching Saijouin is really calming me down.”

 

　Then Saijouin grabbed me by the chest for some reason.

 

“Yousuke Senpai, excuse me, can you open the window? “

“Yes, I’ll do that.”

“You’re going to throw me out!? We’re on the third floor, and you’re throwing me out the window!? !”

 

　Saijouin grabbed me with a blue streak on her forehead and dragged me to the window.

　What the hell is she trying to do?

　No, no, wait! This is not funny!

 

“Wait, Saijouin! It’s a misunderstanding! “

“How can there be a misunderstanding when you say that looking at a girl’s chest calms you down? And I’m not exactly horizontal. I am at least a B if I try hard enough.”

” As usual, I’m no longer surprised that you’re reading my thoughts, but do I need info about the B? “

 

　Fortunately, no one else seems to have heard her. Why are you revealing yourself?

　And what do you mean by if you try hard enough? …I’m starting to feel sorry for her. I’ll be nicer to her next time.

 

“No, Saijouin. When I said I feel calm staring at you, I meant I feel comfortable with you, you know, like a casual partner. I’m not thinking about your bre*sts! “

 

　I plead desperately with Saijouin.

　Otherwise, the third floor would be a real disaster! And her eyes are pretty serious.

　She’s really trying to throw me out the window!

 

“I’m glad to hear that…Tokimori-san calls me a casual partner.”

“You understand?”

“Ehh, of course――――And so, your real intention is? “

“I’m serious. I mean, I don’t get excited at all when I look at your bre*sts, so don’t worry about it.”

“Okay, have a nice trip.”

“Wait! Sorry, I’m so sorry. So don’t let go of your hand, or I’ll really fall.”

 

　I’m scared. I’m really scared.

　If Saijouin takes her hand away from me, I’ll fall out the window. I’ll be hospitalized.

　My butt is out the window. It’s soaking in the wind.

 

“Sigh… Be careful of what you say. I’m a girl too, and I can get hurt.”

“Yes… I’m sorry.”

 

　Saijouin pulls me through the window and makes me stand on the hard floor.

　It’s scary when you really piss this girl off.

　…am I having a ‘scary’ situation in succesion today?

 

“Oh, welcome back, Tokimori boy. You were on a different level today.”

 

　I went back to Senpai, and Senpai, who had been watching us from the side, called out to us in an amused tone.

　I wish you could have helped me instead of only looking…

 

“Yeah, I feel like Saijouin’s punishment level is getting higher every day.”

 

　Eventually, she’s going to kill someone, isn’t she?

　As soon as I thought of that, I shuddered lightly.

 

　…I’ll try not to offend Saijouin too much next time.

 

“So, when can we see Nozomu-kun in his maid’s uniform? “

“It will be at the Sakura Festival. Until then, you can look forward to it.”

“But, Nozomu-kun is also going to make maid costumes, right? 　Let me see it when you try it on! “

“I won’t show you.”

 

　Who wants to be seen dressed as a woman?

　Even if it’s Maya-nē, I’ll refuse.

 

“Ara? Is Tokimori-san going to make it? “

“Yeah, I’m going to make the first one. Then everyone will have a reference, and it will be easier for them to make it. “

“Not that. I mean, can you make clothes? I think it’s quite difficult to make a maid’s dress…”

“I can create it. “

 

　Saijouin looks at me with incredulous eyes. She’s so rude.

 

“I heard that people who are good at sewing are popular with the girls. So I worked very hard to learn it. Even now, I sometimes sell the clothes I made on the internet auction.”

 

　I open the auction screen on my phone and show it to Saijouin.

　Although it is only for my pocket money, I still do this monthly and earn over a hundred thousand. (yen)

 

“It’s a pretty outfit…Tokimori-san, aren’t you trying to do too many things to be popular? “

 

　Saijouin let out a sigh, and I don’t know if it was in admiration or dismay.

　Hey, if you’re going to give a compliment, give it properly.

 

“Nozomu-kun is quite high-spec, isn’t he?”

“High specs guys are more popular with the girls, you know? “

 

　A protagonist who is popular with the girls is always high-spec!

　No doubt about it since light novels often have such protagonists!

 

　——but if that’s the case, why am I not popular with girls? Is it wrong information?

 

“Tokimori Boy. You know, I’m not sure if you’re aware that the maid uniform is―― “

“Yeah, they’re miniskirts, aren’t they? “

“Hm, I didn’t have to say that, did I…..?”

 

　Of course, I know that, Senpai.

　Maids wear miniskirts!

 

　The best part of a maid’s uniform is the absolute area that peeks out from the miniskirt, which is moderately er*tic!

　If you don’t understand that, you’re not a man.

 

“No miniskirts, please.”

” ” No way… ! ? ” “

“A maid’s uniform is already embarrassing. Miniskirt is out of the question.”

 

　Senpai and I fall to our knees in shock.

 

　That’s ridiculous! A maid uniform without a miniskirt is like a gingerbread without ginger !!!

　…I’m sorry if I didn’t make the analogy clear.

 

“If you’re so sad, why don’t you dress Onē-chan in a miniskirt maid outfit? “

“Maya-nē ! “

“Maya! “

 

　Senpai and I were so happy that we cried.

 

　Maya-nē! She’s wearing a miniskirt for her little brother…!

　I’m so lucky to have such a nice older sister!

 

“But please show me Nozomu-kun’s maid uniform too〜!”

“I’ll show you as much as you want.”

“Really… Tokimori-san is…”

 

　Saijouin put her hand on her forehead and muttered in disgust.

　Hmph, whatever you say.

 

　I’ll do anything for a miniskirt maid outfit!

 

　Even if it’s cross-dressing!