I, Who Longs To Be A Dependent, Have Decided To Be Owned By A Yandere - Chapter 83

Sea Cucumber Kidnapping and Lewd Incident

“Look at this~”

Slenderly extended was an index finger, and at its tip, three crosses stood.

Thrust in front of my face, the thumb bore a lovely face drawn on it, directing an out-of-place, cheerful smile my way.

“Crucifixion… Seduced by lust and lechery, it’s the punishment for daring to lay hands on Fii’s Akira-kun… You know when the tide is full, right? After all, you’ve walked around that much… Then, calculating the time limit should be simple.”

Fii grabbed my chin, parting her pale cherry lips.

“Have you ever seen Andrea Mantegna’s Crucifixion? Just like that, with three crosses standing, and on either side of Christ in the center, other humans are crucified.

What do you think those two people were like?”

A creepy and distorted laugh escaped, as if questioning whether a dark hollow had spread in the back of my throat.

“Just common ‘thieves’ whose execution day coincided. In other words, the main dish hasn’t been served yet on that crucifix table.”

The emptiness in the central cross… and the calm water surface. It was easy to imagine what Fii was trying to say.

“Well, that might be irrelevant to our current topic. Oh, but wait? Yui hasn’t returned from playing in the sea, has she? What could have happened?

Could it be―”

Fii whispered into my ear, blowing breath on it.

“Did she drown?”

Despite thinking “How lewd…”, Fii looked at me, motionless, while the butlers behind her grew agitated.

But Fii herself remained calm and composed. She knew all too well that something like this wouldn’t faze me.

“Akira-kun. If only you say you’ll ‘become Fii’s,’ everything will be resolved… case closed… You could save Yui, who, unfortunately, neglected her warm-ups and might become sea debris, you know?”

“Sea cucumbers?”

“Eh?”

Finally opening my mouth, I whisper to Fii who was focused on me.

“Do sea cucumbers… eat sand…?”

For a moment―Fii’s guard was down.

I grabbed her wrist. Fii narrowed her eyes too late to take her wrist back. Reversing my stance, I stood up and embraced her body as if entangling it.

“Oraa!! Listen up, you slaves working in society, ora!!”

I shouted at the top of my lungs, pressing a sea cucumber to Fii’s mouth.

“Don’t you dare move an inch from there!! If you do, it’s the end!! I’ll shove this sea cucumber into Fii’s mouth, like this, back and forth!! Back and forth!! Back and forth!! Doing the aggressive back and forth movement that makes little kids go ‘Shh! You mustn’t look!!’ I’ll unleash it unregulated, ora!!”

Oh my god! Crazy boy!! What the f*ck!!

Despite the amusing English that could be heard, the mercenary group could do nothing but aim their assault rifles, while the lower-ranked butlers fumbled with their radios, making useless headquarters calls in a truly incompetent manner.

“Ah? Thought sea cucumbers were useless, huh? Hm? This is how you use them, you know? It’s a small world after all, in your world, huh?”

Laughing lewdly, I licked Fii’s cheek with my tongue.

“Kukuku… Indeed, a young lady not accustomed to sea cucumbers… If she saw the emission of the cuvierian tubules, she’d probably die… huh?”

“Kuh! Y-you!! Release Lady Fii at once!!”

A butler with a strong sense of justice stood up against the villain. Gazing at him, I sneered.

“Then prepare a helicopter right now. And three hundred million in cash. Oh, and don’t contact the police. You never know what my partner the sea cucumber might do when it gets angry.”

Pinching its end, the sea cucumber squirmed, nearly touching Fii and sending a shockwave through her.

“I understand!! I’ll prepare it!! Just wait, I’ll prepare it immediately!!”

“Cut the crap with your ridiculous lies, ora!! Which bank would be able to provide a withdrawal of three hundred million on the same day, huh?!

Take your time!! No need to rush, as long as you give us the money, it’s all good!! I’ll kidnap Fii and wait patiently as a good boy!!”

Since then, there’s been no response from Fii… While I was feeling ominous about it, a deep bass reverberated in my belly.

“…Burlesque.”

The moment I heard the voice―my entire body spun around in a gentle rotation.

Gently rolled onto the sandy beach, I was dumbfounded, gazing up at the aquamarine eyes looking down at me with a smile full of compassion.

“This is the first time you’ve hugged me, Darling.”

With cheeks flushed as if feverish, Fii observed me without blinking.

“After all, Akira-kun is Fii’s destiny. Even touched by a man other than Papa, I feel no disgust. On the contrary, there’s an uplifting joy. I’ve never felt this emotion before. Your eyes are exactly like Papa’s. Papa. It’s Papa. After all, Papa didn’t abandon Fii and Mama to go to that woman. He properly returned to Fii.”

Endlessly, Fii kept gazing at me, as if overturning a toy box, eagerly waiting for something fun to drop out.

Her innocent, pure eyes were―pitch black.

“…Papa.”

Fii grabbed my face. At a distance where I could feel her body temperature, she peered into my face and pushed her fingers into my eye sockets.

“Papa… Papa… I love you… Fii is here… Papa… Pet me… Give me your love… Papa… Papa…”

Forcefully, both fingers were pressed in―and Fii’s face burst open.

“With your filthy hands.”

Wiping the seawater off my face with my arm, Sumire and Yura lowered their legs, having kicked Fii away.

“Don’t touch Akira-sama / Onii-chan.” (Sumire and Yura)

Minatsuki-san emerged from the water, removing her breathing regulator and gazing at Fii.

“Fii, you’ve lost. Akira-kun knew beforehand that your subordinates were waiting underwater.”

“…How?”

“The mansion’s underground storage.”

Pushing aside Sumire, who was clinging to me, I said.

“You know I’ve been bored while staying on this island, right? Of course, I wouldn’t miss such an interesting underground storage.

So, I found out. The entire set of diving gear was gone.”

Continuing in silence, I spoke to Fii.

“The rest was easy to guess. You and I are alike.”

“Akira-kun had ‘borrowed’ the diving gear for his own use… or rather, hidden it on a different beach. I pretend to dive into the sea, went to that beach, changed into a diving suit, and then went to rescue the two.

If someone attacking from near the surface expected the attacker to come from below, fully prepared… even if accustomed, they’d panic and it’d be over.”

With a full smile, Minatsuki-san pointed at the sea surface.

“We better hurry to the rescue, or it might be too late.”

While pushing away Yura, who was sniffing around, I said.

“The monkey business about sea cucumbers earlier (half-serious) was a strategy to prevent you from interfering with Minatsuki-san’s rescue, who was defenseless underwater. If we were suppressed by gunfire aimed from the beach towards the cross, there’d be nothing we could do.”

I crouched in front of silent Fii, presenting her with the answer.

“By the way, to answer your question.”

And with a full smile―

“There are about a hundred million of them.”

I spoke of the crazed yandere love.