My Whole Family Are Protagonists - Chapter 347

Chapter 347 Following The Classic Series, Mouth Cannon Is Invincible

Waiting in the living room.

Regarding the invitation from the Divine Fist Valley, Ye Xinghui directly agreed on behalf of Baobao.

Originally, Ye Xinghui thought that when the people from the Divine Fist Valley came this time, they would directly arrogantly point at his nose and ask him to bring out and give them the brass knuckles or something.

Unexpectedly, they were invited to be guests.

Although he knew that this trip would be a Hongmen Banquet, Ye Xinghui still wanted to know how the Divine Fist Valley wanted to deal with him and Baobao.

…..

Hearing Ye Xinghui’s agreement, Dugu Wuming nodded and said, “In that case, let’s set off now!”

Ye Xinghui also stood up after hearing this. He first glanced at his older sister, made a reassuring look, and then took Baobao’s hand to leave.

But at this moment, Dugu Wuming stopped Ye Xinghui.

“We invited Miss Baobao, why are you going?”

Ye Xinghui: “…”

“What the hell? Don’t you know who I am?”

“Who are you?” Dugu Wuming asked with a frown.

“I am the Baobao you are talking about!”

Hearing Ye Xinghui’s words, it was Dugu Wuming’s turn to be stunned.

Dugu Wuming looked at Dugu Wubing, who was standing beside him, and asked, “Is the Baobao we have to invite a boy or a girl?”

“I forgot too. Maybe it’s a girl!”

Just when Dugu Wuming turned around and was about to scold Ye Xinghui for being a big liar, Dugu Wubing continued, “Maybe it’s a boy.”

Dugu Wubing’s late words almost made Dugu Wuming sprain his waist from his rapid turn.

Seeing that these two brothers were really interesting, Ye Xinghui wanted to tease them even more.

Ye Xinghui also wanted to try to see if the words coming from his mouth cannon could directly kill this Dugu Wuming.

It was a good opportunity to test Wuming’s destiny. With this name, would he really die from a person’s mouth cannon?

“Um… just kidding, I’m not Baobao.”

While talking, Ye Xinghui picked up Bao’er’s hand and said, “She is Baobao. Although she is the Baobao you invited, I have to go because I am her husband. Do you understand?”

Hearing this, Dugu Wuming frowned and asked, “What is a husband?”

Ye Xinghui: “…”

“Well… that simply means I have to be with her before she can go to your Divine Fist Valley, or… she can’t go. Do you understand?”

Although Dugu Wuming was still a little confused, he knew one thing. If he wanted the person named Baobao to go to the Divine Fist Valley, the man in front of him must also follow.

But… the valley master asked for Baobao to go there alone… it would be a bit difficult to add an extra person…

Thinking of this, Dugu Wuming looked at Dugu Wubing next to him and gave him a look.

Dugu Wubing nodded, and then he pretended to pounce on Ye Xinghui.

Seeing this, Ye Xinghui kicked him away.

Because Ye Xinghui didn’t use any force, he just kicked Dugu Wubing back two steps.

Ye Xinghui watched Dugu Wubing nod toward Dugu Wuming.

What Dugu Wubing did just now was actually to check Ye Xinghui’s strength.

Dugu Wuyi had the ability to know what state the other person was in as long as he could make physical contact.

After investigating, Dugu Wubing discovered that Ye Xinghui turned out to be a weakling who couldn’t even reach the Dao Body Realm.

Naturally, Dugu Wuming knew from his brother’s eyes that this boy was actually a weakling. It didn’t matter if they took him with them. The worst thing was to kill him on the way!

Knowing that Ye Xinghui was an insignificant person, Dugu Wuming planned to take Ye Xinghui with them.

Of course… Ye Xinghui must be killed on the way.

Since the task was to invite only Baobao and Baobao alone, multiple people were definitely not allowed. This was their principle of doing things in Divine Fist Valley.

…

After leaving the Star Sect, Dugu Wuming asked Ye Xinghui, “What’s your name?”

“Me…” Ye Xinghui thought for a moment, then introduced himself, saying, “My name is Lu Xiucai!”

“Oh!”

Dugu Wuming let out a sound, and thought to himself, ‘When I dig a hole to bury you later, I will erect a monument for you, Lu Xiucai!’

…

Half an hour later, several people had flown far away, but they were still some distance away from the Divine Fist Valley.

In the air, Dugu Wuming pointed to the mountain forest below and said, “Let’s go down below and take a rest!”

After saying that, Dugu Wuming took the lead and flew down.

When Ye Xinghui and Baobao landed at the same time, Dugu Wuming slapped Ye Xinghui with his palm.

This palm seemed to be very powerful, but it was not fatal.

Seeing this, Ye Xinghui did not dodge and was directly knocked away by the palm.

Dugu Wuming struck out and didn’t look at Ye Xinghui who hit the tree trunk, but looked at Baobao’s expression.

As a result, he found that Baobao was still playing with a glowing brick while ignoring Ye Xinghui, who was knocked away by him.

“Hehehe…” Dugu Wuming smiled at Ye Xinghui and said, “Lu Xiucai, it seems that you are not that important to Miss Baobao! I should have no problem killing you then!”

After hearing Dugu Wuming’s words, Baobao, who was playing a game, glanced at him and said, “No problem…”

Originally, what the baby wanted to say was “No problem, you can’t kill him, anyway…”

But because her character was about to die in the game, she cut her words short.

It was precisely because of this that Dugu Wuming became even more convinced that Lu Xiucai was simply a dispensable waste.

…

Dugu Wuming walked up to Ye Xinghui and said with a smile, “Lu Xiucai, you have also seen that Miss Baobao doesn’t care whether you live or die! Our mission this time is just to invite Miss Baobao. But because you insisted on coming, I have no choice but to kill you here!”

Dugu Wubing was also crossing his arms and looking at Ye Xinghui with a sneer.

Ye Xinghui’s expression was a little frightened at first, but then became determined.

“Wait a minute, you can kill me, but you have to make it clear. By whose hands did I die?”

Hearing Ye Xinghui’s question, Dugu Wuming sneered and said, “Nonsense! Of course, me!”

Ye Xinghui replied, “Me? Who’s me? You mean me? Who am I?”

“How do I know who you are? Wait… aren’t you Lu Xiucai?” Dugu Wuming was confused.

Ye Xinghui didn’t care and continued, “Then here comes the question…”

Dugu Wuming frowned.

“What question? What… do you mean?”

Ye Xinghui answered, “This has to start with the relationship between man and the universe. For a long time, there has been a question that has been bothering you.”

“What question?”

“Who am I?”

Dugu Wuming’s eyes were almost spinning as he asked, “Isn’t this question mentioned before? I already know this.”

Ye Xinghui explained, “No, you don’t know. Do you know? Who are you? Dugu Wuming? No! It’s just a name, a code name. You can be called Dugu Wuming, I can be called Dugu Wuming, they can all be called Dugu Wuming. After taking away this code name, who are you?”

Hearing Ye Xinghui’s question, it was not only Dugu Wuming, but also Dugu Wubing beside him, who became confused…

After thinking for a while, Dugu Wuming shouted, “I don’t know, I don’t need to know, I just know that I’m going to kill you now!”

As he spoke, Dugu Wuming was about to take action, but before he did, he heard Ye Xinghui speak again.

“Okay, okay, then answer me another question. Who am I?”

Dugu Wuming’s hand stopped in mid-air and said, “This question has been discussed earlier.”

Ye Xinghui replied, “No, what I was asking just now was about the id, and what I am asking now is about the ego.”

“Is there any difference?”

Ye Xinghui continued to explain, “For example, when I use my code name to talk, your code name is also me. What does this mean? Does it mean that you are me and I am you?”

Dugu Wuming, who was confused again, put down his hand and said, “Isn’t this question meaningless?”

Although he said this, Dugu Wuming still fell into thought and self-doubt.

Ye Xinghui’s mouth continued to spit words.

“Then let me ask some meaningful questions. Where did I come from when I was born, and where will I go after I die? Why did I appear in this world? What does my appearance mean to this world? Did the world choose me, or did I choose the world?”

Dugu Wuming, who became more and more confused as he listened, roared angrily, “That’s enough…!”

Ye Xinghui ignored Dugu Wuming’s roar and continued to ask, “Is there an inevitable connection between me and the universe? Does the universe have an end? Does time have a length? Where does the past disappear? Where does the future stop? Is the question I raise at this moment still the question you mentioned just now?“

“Bastard… I’ll kill you…!”

Dugu Wuming finally couldn’t stand it anymore, and he roared and was about to really take action.

At this time, Ye Xinghui’s voice became even louder than that of Dugu Wuming.

“Who killed me, and who did I kill?”

Dugu Wuming was stunned and said, “I… killed me?”

“The answer is correct. Please!”

Finally, Ye Xinghui made a gesture of invitation.

On Dugu Wuming’s side, his spiritual power became concentrated on his fist, aiming at his head and intending to smash it on his own face.

Just when his fist was still one centimeter away from his head, Dugu Wuming smiled.

“Do you think I’m stupid? You think you almost fooled me!?”

When Ye Xinghui saw this, he thought, ‘What the hell? Did my mouth cannon fail? No, we must not fail!’

Then… Ye Xinghui pointed his finger at the back of Dugu Wuming’s hand.

Dugu Wuming, who was about to put down his fist, suddenly felt a huge force coming to it. Then his fist hit his head, causing his head to burst, and he died on the spot.

“Huh… I knew it! My mouth cannon is invincible!”