My Whole Family Are Protagonists - Chapter 363

Chapter 363 Target: Spirit Sword Sect

Ten seconds later.

Everyone woke up from their hallucinations.

After Ye Lengyue, Ye Yin, Baobao, and Ruhua woke up, they also asked the same as Ye Xingchen.

However, after Ye Xinghui’s narration, no one said anything more.

After all… Ye Xinghui possessed too many weird abilities.

He even had the weird ability to change people’s clothes into women’s clothes, so food that was so delicious that it would cause hallucinations was nothing.

…

“It’s so delicious that it makes people hallucinate. It’s amazing!”

Nangong Qingyu commented with a sigh.

Ye Xinghui smiled and said, “This is nothing!”

Ye Xinghui was really not being modest when he said this.

Among various food and cooking animes, there were many that were more awesome than the Cooking Master Boy!

For example… Food Wars, where eating a vegetable was like taking an aphrodisiac, and the anime called Yakitate!, where bread was so delicious that it could send people on a trip to heaven.

Thinking of Food Wars, Ye Xinghui really wanted to know what would happen to his older brother after eating the delicacies of that series if he ever gained that ability.

Clothes bursting? Tears streaming down the face? Fluids gushing out…?

Just when Ye Xinghui was thinking about whether he should rely on his Cooking Master Boy! ability to create a series of aphrodisiac delicacies, Ye Xingchen slapped him on the back of the head.

“Brother, what are you doing?”

Ye Xingchen ate a bite and then said, “I can feel your malice!”

Ye Xinghui: “….”

Nangong Qingyu asked curiously, “Xinghui, where did you learn your cooking skills? You are so good!”

Hearing his future sister-in-law ask about his cooking skills, Ye Xinghui’s expression suddenly became serious.

“It was a dark and windy night. I was walking alone on the street, and just then… a large truck was speeding and hit a boy named Ito Makoto. Just like that, Ito Makoto was hit and killed, and then an old Taoist priest in a Taoist robe walked down from the truck. The old Taoist priest saw that I had a unique talent, so he gave me a cookbook, and then he ran away after the accident!”

…….

Ye Lengyue and Ye Xingchen did not expect that Ye Xinghui’s story would be updated, and that it would be a big update.

Seeing that Nangong Qingyu seemed to really believe Ye Xinghui’s lies, Ye Xingchen immediately said, “Qingyu, don’t listen to Xinghui! He’s just messing around with you! His skill is unique. You can’t learn his cooking skills!”

How could the cooking skills that could make him, an Immortal Emperor, fall into a hallucination, be learned by an ordinary person?

Everyone enjoyed this meal, except for Ye Xinghui.

Why? Because… In order to help Nangong Qingyu integrate into the Ye family, Ye Lengyue and Ye Xingchen started spreading rumors about Ye Xinghui again.

Ye Xinghui wanted to stop it… but everyone present strongly opposed it and expressed their desire to listen.

Needless to say, Ye Yin definitely wanted to hear about his uncle’s dark history. Not only did he want to hear it, he also took out his phone to record it.

Although Ruhua was not familiar with Ye Xinghui, she knew that Ye Xinghui was an expert and a powerhouse that she couldn’t match. The dark history of such powerful men was interesting to hear.

In fact… the real reason for Ye Xinghui’s compromise was Baobao.

This was not the first time for Baobao to hear Ye Xinghui’s fictional black history, but she still laughed happily this time.

For the sake of his family, Ye Xinghui could only endure the pit made by his brother and sister.

…..

The meal ended in a happy atmosphere (except for Ye Xinghui).

Ye Xingchen took Nangong Qingyu and started preparing gifts. After all, they would be returning to Earth, and he wanted to bring some gifts to his family.

“I heard that my Uncle Ye Fan is planning to have a baby recently. Please bring him some supplements! As for Ling’er… let’s bring her the cub of a spiritual beast! It will grow up enough to protect her. For Second Uncle Ye Ning…”

…….

Ye Xingchen began to think about the gifts as they planned to return to Earth tomorrow.

Ye Xinghui also took Ye Yin away and started planning for the second Operation Sickle.

Ye Xinghui had already sent clones to find Meng Ziyu, Sala Baji, and Shi Tailong.

As it turned out, each of these three guys was better than the other.

Because Meng Ziyu’s ability to take a beating was really strong, he became a popular outer disciple of the Xuanti Sect.

As long as he passes the inner sect examination, he could directly become the disciple of an elder and enjoy the resources of an elite disciple.

Sala Baji’s cultivation talent was not strong, but because he was so good at licking, the deputy sect master of Jiuxiao Sword Palace made him into a closed disciple.

However… ever since Sala Baji became the deputy sect master’s closed disciple, for some unknown reason, the deputy sect master’s popularity plummeted, and there was even a tendency to be squeezed out of the position of deputy sect master.

The last one was Shi Tailong.

Shi Tailong’s situation was the best. Because the wife of the leader mistook him for her son, he reached the sky in one step.

He directly became the young master of the sect.

The most coincidental thing was that the leader of the Spirit Sword Sect did not have a son yet, only a daughter who was known as the first genius of the Spirit Sword Sect and also the most beautiful fairy in the sect.

And Shi Tailong had indeed fallen in love with the most beautiful woman in the sect and was currently pursuing her hard. As long as he successfully captures her, the Spirit Sword Sect would change its surname to Shi!

…….

“How about it, Ye Yin, which sect do you want to go to harvest some leeks?”

After hearing Ye Xinghui’s question, Ye Yin thought about it for a moment and chose the Spirit Sword Sect.

“The Spirit Sword Sect is indeed a good choice…”

Suddenly… Ye Xinghui thought of something, and then looked at Ye Yin as if he was looking at a pervert.

Seeing this, Ye Yin frowned and asked, “Why are you looking at me like that?”

“Is it possible that you chose the Spirit Sword Sect because of the daughter of the leader of the Spirit Sword Sect?”

Ye Yin: “…”

“Hey…! How could you think of me like that?! I’m not that dirty or perverted!”

In fact, Ye Xinghui didn’t think that Ye Yin was so dirty, but because… according to the usual plot of protagonists, such a thing happening was really possible!

Right now, Shi Tailong was working hard to pursue the daughter of the leader of the Spirit Sword Sect. Then at this time, Ye Yin would from the sky, and the daughter of the leader of the Spirit Sword Sect would be attracted by Ye Yin’s awesome aura.

Then, an unhappy Shi Tailong would start to target Ye Yin. At first, he would ask his younger brothers and other followers to cause trouble for Ye Yin, which would be like sending him experience packs in various ways.

Finally, if the targeting failed, Shi Tailong would show his killing intent, such as pushing Ye Yin off a cliff, sending him to a forbidden area, etc.

Then the protagonist Ye Yin would survive the catastrophe and obtain an opportunity…

After returning, he would defeat Shi Tailong and… then marry a rich and beautiful woman, reaching the peak of his life.

He would then become the next generation leader of the Spirit Sword Sect.

As for the wife of the leader of the Spirit Sword Sect? Hahaha… Ye Yin was the protagonist, and there would definitely be a way to cure her mental disease by then.

Shi Tailong, who had been targeting Ye Yin until the end, would definitely be kicked out….

Shi Tailong’s fate could only be described with one word.

Miserable!

…

Stallone, who was enjoying his life as a young master in the Spirit Sword Sect, suddenly sneezed.

His body also shivered, and he had a feeling that something bad was about to happen next.

“Young Master Tailong, what’s wrong with you?”

At this moment, a beautiful female disciple gently touched Shi Tailong’s chest and asked in a very charming tone.

“Haha… it’s okay…”

After responding, he thought, “I am now the young master of the Spirit Sword Sect! Who can do anything to me?’

Feeling that he was overthinking, Shi Tailong continued to mess around with the female disciple.

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TL Note: My bad, I fell asleep on the bus and when I woke up, I was in the next city already. Good thing it’s a back and forth route so I just had to ride another bus on the reverse route.