My Whole Family Are Protagonists - Chapter 462

Chapter 462 Chatting

In the office of the God of Omniscience.

Ye Xinghui was typing the code absentmindedly while thinking about how to repair the broken world more quickly.

As for Baobao and Ye Sui, he sent them back to Earth.

After all, he had become a God, so he wanted to tell his family at home. Anyway, the two of them were not able to do God’s work for the time being, so Ye Xinghui asked them to go back first.

And because Ye Xinghui accepted the job, the God of Omniscience, who had nothing to do, was drinking coffee while eating plain garlic behind Ye Xinghui.

The strange smell of coffee and plain garlic entered Ye Xinghui’s nose, making him feel nauseous.

“Holy shit! Omniscience, what are you doing? Can you please stop bothering me while I’m working?”

Now Ye Xinghui had also learned that the real name of the God of Omniscience was actually Omniscience itself.

He even complained about the naming sense of Omniscience to Omniscience himself.

However, Omniscience seriously thought that his name was very nice.

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“Oh? I didn’t realize you were working seriously!”

While speaking, the God of Omniscience took a sip of coffee and said expectantly, “Hey, Xinghui… if I were in an internet cafe, drinking coffee and eating plain garlic while standing and breathing behind someone, wouldn’t it be easy for someone to come up and beat me up?”

Ye Xinghui: “…”

“Do you really like being beaten up that much?”

“No… I just like playing pranks.”

Hearing the word pranks, Ye Xinghui thought of his big brother, Ye Tianming.

Ye Xinghui didn’t know what Ye Tianming’s system was before, but he knew it now through the world code.

Ye Tianming’s system was a prank system.

Ye Xinghui could also guess where his prank system came from. It must have been because the God of Omniscience possessed him during that time in Africa.

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“If you want to be beaten to death, then do what you did to me, find a player in a game where he can finally advance from bronze to silver, then turn off his computer when he is about to win!”

When the God of Omniscience heard this, he waved his hand and said, “No, no, no…! This is too boring, I have to do some new pranks!”

“What about dressing up as a woman and pretending to be a housewife, and then looking for an underage primary school student in the internet cafe? Then you would scold him and force him out of the cafe, letting him die socially…”

When it comes to messing with people, Ye Xinghui was also quite experienced.

Upon hearing Ye Xinghui’s words, the eyes of the God of Omniscience suddenly lit up.

“What a great idea… As expected of the person I chose… Ye Xinghui! I’m optimistic about you. When you get bored after working here for hundreds of millions of years, I’ll pass down my title of King of Pranks to you!”

Ye Xinghui: “…”

Just when Ye Xinghui was about to stop paying attention to this joke of a God, he suddenly discovered that he was somehow coding faster.

To be precise, it seemed that the characters he needed to code suddenly became less numerous.

Although he was arguing with the God of Omniscience, Ye Xinghui’s hands never stopped moving. He was always typing the code, but because he was arguing, his speed would obviously be slower.

It was precisely because of the slow typing speed that Ye Xinghui discovered this.

A string of code that originally required twenty characters to complete, just now, suddenly changed to the point where it only required fourteen to complete.

It was just that… this change only lasted a moment, and Ye Xinghui only saw it with a startled glance.

“Omniscience, when you are typing code, do you ever feel that the code you need to type suddenly becomes less?”

In the end, Ye Xinghui could only ask the God of Omniscience behind him.

“What are you saying…? If you move your hands faster, of course you would feel like this!”

Ye Xinghui: “…”

“Am I talking about hand speed now? I’m asking about the code itself… A string of codes that clearly required twenty characters to complete suddenly only needed fourteen.”

After hearing Ye Xinghui’s explanation, the God of Omniscience placed the coffee and garlic on the table, then waved his hand and said, “I’ve already said it before! Your hand speed is too slow! In my opinion, whether it’s twenty or fourteen characters, there is no difference!”

As soon as he finished speaking, the God of Omniscience pulled Ye Xinghui up from the office chair, and he sat on it instead.

Facing the computer screen, the God of Omniscience stretched his hands and said with a smile, “It’s time to show you how a real one does things…”

Immediately… Ye Xinghui saw the God of Omniscience’s hands turn into afterimages, and the codes on the computer screen kept appearing and then disappearing.

Now Ye Xinghui finally knew why the God of Omniscience had always said that his hand speed was awesome… Ye Xinghui didn’t believe it at first, but now… he was really convinced.

“You are worthy of being a God who remained single for hundreds of millions of years… this hand speed…”

As if hearing Ye Xinghui’s muttering to himself, the God of Omniscience suddenly stopped, looked at Ye Xinghui, and then seriously said, “I never use my hands for that!”

“What do you use then?” Ye Xinghui asked subconsciously.

“Since you asked the question sincerely, this merciful me will tell you!”

While speaking, the God of Omniscience stood up and snapped his fingers.

As he snapped his fingers, six display cabinets suddenly appeared in the office.

Each display case houses a beauty.

To be precise, each beauty was a doll… However, when Ye Xinghui looked at these beautiful dolls, they blinked at him.

“F*ck…! They’re… alive?!”

“No! But what do you think about them…? When I leave, I can give these to you!”

Hearing this, Ye Xinghui waved his hand quickly and said, “You can keep these things for yourself! This kind of thing is not to be shared, and besides, I have a wife, so I don’t need to use fake ones!”

God of Omniscience: “……”

The God of Omniscience suddenly felt so empty inside. He had lived for hundreds of millions of years and didn’t even have a wife…

Just when the God of Omniscience felt hollow deep inside, Ye Xinghui also started looking around the six glass display cabinets.

The first five were quite normal. The five dolls had different looks, but they were all real beauties.

But the sixth display cabinet left Ye Xinghui dumbstruck.

“This damn…! Isn’t this me?! Damn it…! Omniscience, you…! You actually… You actually have this kind of hobby!”

As he spoke, Ye Xinghui quickly moved away from the God of Omniscience and, subconsciously, covered his private area, worried that he would be attacked!

Omniscience looked up and noticed that the sixth display cabinet was really a person who looked exactly like Ye Xinghui.

Only then did the God of Omniscience remember who this was.

This seemed to be the stone Ye Xinghui threw at the office when he opened the door.

At that time, he was so angry that he turned the stone into a servant that looked exactly like Ye Xinghui…

After thinking of this, Omniscience waved his hand quickly and explained, “Don’t get me wrong…! This is actually the servant butler I made out of the stone you threw into my office before…”

“Servant butler?”

Hearing those words, Ye Xinghui became even more convinced that Omniscience had that kind of hobby.

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TL Note: We just got hit by another super typhoon and everything’s a mess again. Really my bad for the delays.