Quick Transmigration: Yandere Male Leads? Hand 'Em Over! - Chapter 271

Yinfu Livestream—Beauty Category.

Zheng Xuening had just finished a fierce PK battle.

Her opponent? The well-known top-tier streamer “Senior Lorelei”, once the reigning queen of the platform’s Beauty Channel.

She’d been poached not long ago by a mega-whale over on the TigerShark app, leading to a complete fallout with her former top patron, “Cat Emperor.”

Everyone knew Cat Emperor had a sharp eye—for beautiful women only. And he never repeated. No matter how stunning a female streamer was, he’d throw down cash for just one session, then never return.

That is, unless you were Su Su—the breakout star of the Eating Channel.

Or Senior Lorelei, back in her heyday.

Even though Lorelei had only recently made her comeback, Zheng Xuening had felt the pressure in today’s match.

If President Qu hadn’t showered her with dozens of Diamond Carriages, she might not have won at all.

After logging off, Zheng Xuening deftly opened WeChat.

[Qu Yaohui: Honey Love Hotel, Room 6018. On your way here, grab the usual. Bring two boxes. I’ve got a new girl joining us. Use the one I like.]

Zheng Xuening’s brow furrowed, face clouded with disgust.

It was already gross enough having to sleep with a slick, greasy old man—now he wanted a threesome with some new girl?

They’d only known each other for a couple of weeks, but this wasn’t her first time meeting President Qu privately.

Their first night together, he’d promised to help her win the Zhulang Grand Championship.

In her last life, Shi Yan had blown up on her over seeing Big Bro in secret. The resulting fight crushed her performance during the tournament, and she lost to Zhou Zhou, who was on an unstoppable hot streak.

Zhou Zhou had indeed taken the crown, earning top-tier exposure and platform support. Before long, she’d become one of the top “Saint-tier” streamers—untouchable.

President Qu wasn’t exactly charming—sleazy and unattractive, really—but he came from money, threw around tips like candy, and once he picked his favorite, he went all in. He wasn’t like Shi Yan, who made promises only to break them later.

Shi Yan was one of those flashy on the outside, broke on the inside types.

President Qu came with a pack of rich bros, and even though they loved to make inappropriate jokes about her in the fan chat, well… men were men. If nothing else, it proved they were into her looks and body, didn’t it?

Zheng Xuening weighed the pros and cons, talked herself into it, hailed a ride to the Honey Love Hotel, and bought the two boxes of what he wanted at the supermarket downstairs.

Su Ci hadn’t planned to go live today.

Who could’ve guessed she’d be idly gossiping in a drama chatroom, only to have the tea get poured straight on her head—complete with Lorelei herself climbing through the internet cable?

The melon-munching crowd (t/n: 吃瓜 literally means “eating melons,” a slang term for bystanders watching drama unfold) went dead silent.

The ex and current favorites of Cat Emperor—not something you wanted to comment on lightly.

Not that the chat had any qualms.

[xdm, didn’t Lorelei just come back the other day? She went head-to-head with that newcomer President Qu’s been hyping—got utterly crushed. Looked so pathetic.]
(t/n: xdm = “兄弟們”, or “brothers,” common internet slang)

[Young Master: Lorelei? Isn’t that your cat? @Senior’sCat better go see what’s up.]

[@Senior’sCat: Who? Doesn’t ring a bell.]

[Feast: How many cats have you owned, huh?]

[911: Tsk tsk, such a player.]

[FreeSpiritS: Sis, ignore him. He’s got his saintly senior; I’ve only got my gorgeous goddess QAQ]

[User17493258: No wonder he’s the Cat Emperor—he’s got a whole royal harem. How many of his ex-lovers have shown up on Su Su’s stream this week alone?]

[Ultraman: I kept a tally—thirteen, plus Lorelei makes fourteen. (Grumbling) (Banished) (Execution)]

[@Senior’sCat: Su Su, let me explain—]

[Su Su: Sure. Come to my stream and explain. Oh, and Lorelei wanted me to pass on a message—she’s back and wants to see you, Cat Emperor.]

[@Senior’sCat: ??? That’s not me!]

9 PM. Su Ci’s livestream.

The moment the connection went through, Lorelei’s tear-streaked face filled the screen. Her lashes were heavy with tears, her voice soft and choked with sobs.

She was falling apart, sloppily wiping her face as she cried—yet she still looked like a delicate porcelain doll.

Su Ci: “Hi there. Good evening.”

Lorelei didn’t respond. She looked past Su Ci, calling out into the ether:

“Kitty, is that you, Kitty?”

“I know I messed up. I shouldn’t have left with that scammer from TigerShark. Only you ever treated me right. From now on, I won’t trust anyone but you.”

“Please don’t ignore me, okay?”

Su Ci sniffed the drama like blood in the water.

[SoTragic: Still watching? Want some sunflower seeds? Or a whole watermelon? I’m done.]

[SnowPea: Su Su, tell her off already! She tried to steal your patron in broad daylight! Does she think the Su Squad is dead?!]

[@Senior’sCat: Never seen this woman in my life.]

[@Senior’sCat sent Su Su “True Love Roses ×9999” ×2 ×3 ×4 ×5 … ×99 (99-hit combo)]

Su Ci: “He says he doesn’t know you.”

Lorelei’s eyes went wide. Her pale face twisted with hurt.

“Kitty… you really don’t remember me?”

“You won’t reply to my DMs, and you’ve blocked me everywhere… How could you do this to me? You swore—swore I was your one and only…”

She sobbed harder. Su Ci wasn’t sure what to say, so she offered a kind reminder:

“Your snot’s about to drip into your mouth. Might wanna wipe that up.”

[Ultraman: Su Su, you’re too soft! Why are you being nice to her? She’s textbook fake innocent—pure white lotus trash!]

[KickTheLimpLeg: That’s true, but Cat Emperor was her guardian back in the day. Let’s just watch it burn. (instigating)]

[ModelStudent: Don’t be mad, Su Su. Kick Cat Emperor out. I can be your virtual pet. Do you like cats or dogs more?]

Truthfully, Su Ci wasn’t even that angry.

In this business, poaching patrons was standard practice. At least Lorelei had the guts to do it out in the open—not like those sneaky girls writing sob stories behind the scenes.

Maybe she was one of those so-called “emotionally detached types” the internet loved to talk about. A patron came? Great. A patron left? Bye.

She lived for the drama.

On screen, Lorelei froze, then reached for tissues and blew her nose—hard. Her nose, already red from crying, ended up a little crooked.

Crooked.

[MillionSignatures: No wonder Lorelei looks different. Must’ve gotten work done. So high-tech now—no wonder Cat Emperor lost interest.]

[Anyone got her old photos? Let me compare.]

[Ultraman: Conspiracy theory: all of Cat Emperor’s favorite streamers kinda give off the same low-key vibe…]

[Found one! A candid from the Annual Gala—before surgery. Honestly? She kinda looked like Su Su back then.]

[SnowPea: Back off! Don’t drag our girl into this. She’s not your knockoff.]

Lorelei clumsily pressed her nose back into place, still weeping:

“Kitty, come see me, please? I’m still your Senior…”

“If you really hate how I look now, I’ll go get it redone. I’ll reshape my face just the way you like it… Please… Just look at me…”

Su Ci: “(⊙o⊙)!”

Now that was premium tea.

Just as she was enjoying the show, Ultraman DMed her a gallery link titled:

“The Electric Queens Cat Emperor Once Favored.”

Oh.

Oh wow.

That title.

Su Ci clicked in. Every girl featured had foxy eyes, soft makeup, a tiny tear mole under the left eye—and from the angle of the screenshots, their side profiles did kind of resemble hers.

“…”

She hadn’t even started streaming back then.

So it wasn’t like they’d copied her as a template.

It was just a weird coincidence—she happened to match Cat Emperor’s exact type.

Which was… a little unsettling.

Maybe she was just too used to being spoiled by these rich patrons. Unlike other streamers who kissed up to their “big brothers,” Su Ci wasn’t afraid to lose one. She’d get pissed if provoked, and if a patron walked?

Well.

Not her problem.

Her own happiness came first.

[@Senior’sCat has been kicked out of the stream by Su Su.]