You Plan To Kill Me With Meng? - Chapter 53.3 - Prairie Lions Alliance (08)
In such a situation, Qiao Qixi can only take the cubs and hide far away.
Later, they also experienced this situation even while sleeping.
After much difficulty, the family of six found a place to rest, but in the middle of the night, they were chased away by a patrolling lion. Damn, this lion must either have been scolded by a lioness for premature ejaculation, or it ate too much rotten meat and has diarrhea!
To patrol in the middle of the night, must be crazy!
Although Qiao Qixi cursed and grumbled, he could only escape with his five brothers in a sorry state throughout the night.
Things like this have happened so frequently since the dry season began that they have all become accustomed to it.
Qiao Qixi felt very sorry; it was only when dawn was approaching that he found a place to rest. He licked each of the frightened half-grown cubs, hoping they could forget their bad experiences.
Fortunately, the young lions have short memories; although they were very tense when chased by the male lion, they quickly returned to normal after escaping danger.
Qiao Qixi was willing to coax them, and of course, they were very happy about it.
At night—oh no, during dawn—when they lay down to sleep, they were still piled one on top of the other, each young lion wanting to be the one on top; regarding this, they had a particular obsession!
As a result, Qiao Qixi is always the one on the bottom; one of him isn’t a very strong body, and even his head has little lions growing on it.
Because he is ‘not familiar’ with the third cub, Qiao Qixi checks each time to see where the third one is.
Ohoo, tonight the only part of the body that touches him from behind is the tail…
Miantuan has a rather wild and unruly sleeping posture today, with his snow-white belly almost pressing against Qiao Qixi’s face. After all, ever since he picked them up, he has been accustomed to licking them, and occasionally, finding opportunities, he will still lick everywhere.
Tonight, with Miantuan coming right up so wildly, Qiao Qixi, without a single distracting thought, went with the flow and found that Miantuan’s belly is already no longer as soft as when it was younger; it now has some firmness.
After this round of teasing of his, Miantuan came down from his head, looking at him with his beautiful, bright blue eyes, as if to say: Have you licked enough?
Qiao Qixi and Miantuan locked eyes, which made things quite awkward.
However, all of this just seems to be his heavenly horse galloping through the sky*; Miantuan simply changed his sleeping posture.
T/N: *wild imagination
Qiao Qixi, who still wanted to sleep in, sighed, when will the kids grow up ah?
He very misses the days of the first month after he arrived.
Although it’s lonely, empty, and cold, I’m just a salted fish ah.
The saying ‘A single leaf falling signifies autumn across the land’ is certainly incorrect; the seasons in the Northern and Southern Hemispheres are opposite, and it is currently autumn in the Southern Hemisphere.
The plants gradually turned dry and yellow, and the grassland presented a familiar sight to everyone.
If there were a competition to compare hardships, it seems that herbivores are a bit worse off, because their food is rapidly decreasing.
Along with that, carnivores are also in a miserable situation because their food is currently becoming lean.
Without the nourishment of rainwater, everything looks all dry and withered. The lions walk lazily in the sun, having to pant to cool down.
This strengthened Qiao Qixi’s determination to help them adjust to the time difference.
Tomorrow for sure!
But looking on the bright side, the lions are all resting at this time, and even if the male lions come out to patrol, they just turn a blind eye, only intervening if absolutely necessary.
Quite good.
The naturally advantaged giraffes are eating the few leaves in the treetops, and their beautiful figures attracted the passing lions.
It’s as captivating as seeing a beautiful woman on the street.
A few of the cubs even turned to glance at Qiao Qixi, and the implication of urging was obvious.
Qiao Qixi couldn’t be bothered with them. Deal with giraffes??! You think too highly of Dad!
Noticing that Qiao Qixi doesn’t plan to hunt, a few large adolescent cats with increased appetites licked their lips, let it be, let it be, although reluctant, but they thought they would handle it themselves when they grew up.
After all, being near a water source, there are many animals around, and it wasn’t long before they encountered a herd of African buffalo.
The little lions’ eyes lit up: Do it?
Qiao Qixi: Do your head……
Leaving the buffalo herd, they looked very disappointed, walking with drooping ears in frustration, after all, they were hungry.
Is it that all adolescent males are the same, thinking they can defeat anyone in the universe?
Can’t there be a bit of reliable self-awareness?
Today’s menu is still wildebeest, which has plenty of meat and is relatively easy to hunt—it’s the best choice for a struggling family with subpar combat abilities.
Qiao Qixi doesn’t not want to enrich the children’s diet; it’s just that his strength doesn’t allow it.
Two months ago, a wildebeest weighing four to five hundred pounds could still provide their family with two meals.
Now, they have finished eating all in one meal, and the gluttons are still licking their lips, wanting more.
Qiao Qixi couldn’t help but feel very fortunate; when the little rascals fight for food, they only compete among themselves, and no one dares to touch his one mu and three tenths*.
T/N: *territory/area
See here, the eldest and Miantuan have their eyes on the wildebeest’s liver, each biting down on one end and not letting go.
The two lions let out muffled sounds from their throats, each threatening the other to let go.
Qiao Qixi was exasperated; this piece of liver weighs at least two or three pounds. Can’t we eat it separately?
He reached out and divided the liver in half, showing no favoritism, but both lions seemed somewhat dissatisfied.
They have food but are still not happy; why don’t they just ascend to the heavens?
Lao Da, Lao Wu (Eldest and the Fifth): Want open and blatant favoritism.
Qiao Qixi: I think that they want open and blatant beatings.
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