I'm the only one streaming uncensored dungeons on an overseas adult site~ After I became the No. 1 in super chats, I received abusive DMs from female performers all over the world~ - Chapter 1

“Good morning, everyone! I’m Hayato, an A-rank adventurer! Today, we’re going to challenge the floor boss of the 10th floor of the Shinjuku Dungeon, the High Orc!”

On the screen, a young adventurer with an idol-like appearance clenched his fist toward the camera. Behind him stood about fifteen other men with a similar look. They were likely tackling the floor boss as a group.

After glancing through some viewer comments, the A-rank adventurers pushed open the boss room doors. A drone camera flew in ahead, capturing the scene inside.

A purple magic circle appeared on the floor of the boss room, and a bipedal monster with a pig-like face appeared in the center. It was the High Orc.

The High Orc raised the hammer in his right hand high and let out a fierce roar as it tried to intimidate the adventurers.

“Alright! Take your positions!!”
“Yes!!”

Following the A-rank adventurer’s instructions, five people with tower shields moved into the front line position and closed the distance to the High Orc.

“Vuuuuuhhh!!”

The High Orc swung its hammer, but the attack was effortlessly deflected by the tightly packed tower shields forming a solid wall.

“Now!”

From behind the tanks, five mid-range fighters thrust their short spears through the gaps in the shields. As soon as the spearheads pierced the High Orc, the screen blurred with a mosaic filter. You could vaguely make out the High Orc falling to the ground.

“Finish it off!”

It seemed like the five back-line members cast spells. Fireballs? gathered near the High Orc’s head? They were probably aiming for suffocation.

“Hold this position for five minutes!!”

“The front line secured the High Orc’s body with their tower shields, simply waiting for time to pass. Eventually, the High Orc seemed to breathe its last, and its body turned into smoke. Then, the mosaic faded away.

All that remained was a single magic stone, about the size of a strawberry. It would probably sell for around 50,000 yen—not much when split among sixteen people.  [T/N: approx 350USD]

“Another flawless victory! We’ll be taking on this boss fifteen more times today! Be sure to stick around until the end!!”  

“Like hell I’d watch that!! What’s so entertaining about this?!”  

I couldn’t help but shout at my PC screen.  

 I tried watching a dungeon stream for the first time in a while, but it was in an even worse state than before. The moment even a drop of blood appeared, the entire screen was automatically pixelated, and the scenes that followed had no sense of reality.

Moreover, the adventurers were just repeating established strategies with a safety margin. It was boring. Mind-numbingly boring.  

But most viewers didn’t care. As long as their favorite handsome guys or pretty girls were on screen, laughing and fighting monsters together, they were satisfied.  

‘This is the most popular adventurer… Screw that. I’m going to break this trend…’

I snapped my laptop shut and put it into the adventurer’s backpack I had prepared in advance. After locking up, I turned off the circuit breaker. Who knew when I’d be back?  

“Alright…”  

Slinging the backpack over my shoulder, I stepped out of my house.  

It was time to bring back the romance of dungeon streaming.  

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<Huh? Why is a middle-aged guy in his underwear streaming alone?>

＜So, a woman’s about to show up and things are gonna get steamy, right?＞

＜Man, this old dude’s ripped.＞

＜Is Morokoshi Daitoku his real name?＞

＜Wait, is he holding a sword? This is an adult chat, right?＞

＜A sword with a woman is dangerous! Give her a different toy lolol＞

I checked the smartphone strapped to my left arm with a belt. The chat was already blowing up. Of course it was—after all, I had just started a dungeon stream on an adult chat site.

The site’s called ‘ExtremeChat.’ It’s a popular underground erotic site among men worldwide. Its appeal? No censorship, no restrictions.

Most performers were young women, using all kinds of tricks to squeeze money out of their viewers.

Like, ‘I’ll take off my bra for 50 points!’ or ‘I’ll go completely naked for 100 points!’ By the way, 1 point is about a hundred yen. [T/N: 100yen = 0.67 usd]

“Can you all hear me?” I spoke to the floating drone camera.

＜Yeah, yeah. We hear you. Where’s the woman?＞

＜What kind of girl are you bringing?＞

＜Make sure she’s young!＞

＜We’re waiting for some hardcore action!＞

＜Wait, is this a cave? You’re doing this in a cave?＞

　Naturally, the viewers were waiting for a woman to appear.

“Sorry, but actually, no woman’s coming.”

＜Huh!? Is this for gay guys?＞

＜There’s no gay tag!＞

<Makes sense, though. Dude’s way too jacked.>

＜Woah! Look at those pecs!＞

＜I wanna have fun with you＞

<The gays are showing up fast~>

“Sorry, it’s not for gay guys either. I’m about to start a dungeon stream.”

＜!?!?!?＞

＜Huh?! What do you mean?! A dungeon stream on an adult site?!＞

＜That’s way too free-spirited lolol＞

＜Uncensored dungeon stream lolol＞

＜Wait, if it’s a dungeon stream, why are you taking your clothes off lol＞

That’s a valid point. But I have my reasons.

“Actually, I have a unique skill. It’s called 【Naked】. The less I wear, the more my physical abilities dramatically improve.”

＜You’re the kind of guy who can’t stream dungeons on a normal site lolol＞

＜That’s a crappy skill lolol＞

＜Still, don’t do a dungeon stream on an adult site!!＞

＜You’re a disgrace to Japan lolol＞

It’s getting pretty lively. Time to reveal my true intentions.

“I’m dissatisfied with the current state of dungeon streaming. Back in the day, dungeon streams used to be free and unrestricted. The deaths of monsters and humans alike were shown to viewers as they were. But now, things have changed. Major sites have tightened compliance, and any scenes with blood are automatically censored.”

＜Oh, you’re right, the moment you slash a monster, it gets censored＞

＜The AI ​​judgments are strict. If there’s blood, it’s censored＞

＜Even human skin gets censored if it’s too much, except for the face＞

 “Also, all dungeons have established strategies, and group raids with safety margins have become common. There’s no room for adventure there. In other words, dungeon streaming has lost its romance!”

＜Don’t talk seriously in your briefs lolol＞

<Briefs monologue, low-key hilarious lol>

＜Well, I get what the old dude’s trying to say＞

“That’s why I’ve decided to stream dungeon expeditions on ExtremeChat, where nothing is off-limits!! And my stage will be the newly emerged Somalia Dungeon, the first one to appear in twenty years!!”

＜Wait…!? This is the Somalia Dungeon?＞

＜It’s supposed to be occupied by guerrillas and inaccessible＞

<Is this the first-ever footage of the Somalia Dungeon?>

＜How did you even get in?＞

“After getting friendly with about a hundred of them with this,” I said, raising the long sword in my right hand, “they let me into the dungeon.”

＜…Getting along… That’s loaded…＞

＜Wait, does that mean you killed them…?＞

＜Morokoshi, you’re a psycho!＞

＜Officer! This guy right here!!＞

“I didn’t say I killed them. I just got friendly with them. Besides, you all want to see the uncensored Somalia Dungeon stream, right…!?”

＜Ugh…＞

＜To be honest, I kinda do＞

<Uncensored dungeon livestream, starting now…!!>

Alright. Time to show them some real adventure.

I slung the long sword over my shoulder and started into the dungeon.