My Childhood Friend Attacked Me When I Declared That Her Birthday Present Was 'Me' - Chapter 5

Round 2

“So, what are you going to do?”

“What do you mean, [what are you going to do]?”

I reacted with a ‘huh’.

“When will the wedding be…?”

“How many steps did you skip on the stairs?”

“Let’s not talk about the stairs, okay? I’d rather not hear it from a son-in-law who suddenly decides to skip steps.”

“Can you not call me son-in-law? I’m not related to you, Auntie.”

“Huh? You can have s*x but can’t get my daughter married? So, does that make her your f*ck buddy? Poor Kaori…”

“I’m so sad, Kouta-kun. It’s sad to be demoted to that level of f*ck buddies.”

“Hey, you two! Don’t go off on your own and run wild!”

What the hell are you babbling about, skipping steps?

“I’ve said it many times! I want to remain best friends with Kaori! So let’s establish that path…”

“Isn’t it impossible to establish that path?”

“Impossible, impossible.”

“Please listen to the whole story…”

“You already had s*x once, and yet you’re talking about the friendship between men and women? Maybe there’s still a slight chance of fixing things if it’s just a kiss.”

“I saw that joke on M1.” (A competition to decide the best young comedians in Japan.)

“A kiss is an act that should be fine with anyone.”

“I saw that joke too. You’re saying exactly what the joke was.”

Sawa… Well, it was funny.

“Anyway, I’ll erase the memory of us having s*x.”

“Even if you erase the memory, there’s still a lot of your milk inside me, Kouta-kun.”

“What kind of threat is that?”

“I’ll tell you if my period doesn’t come. Loudly.”

“You don’t need to say it loudly.”

Are you trying to threaten me loudly?

“Anyway, we’re done with this conversation. This topic is over. Let’s keep this a secret among the three of us, okay?”

“Eh? Why?”

“Don’t ‘eh’ me! I’m going home for now! I’m tired!”

“Ahh, because the sex with me felt too good…”

“Noisy! Shut up!”

Just as I was about to leave…

Ding- dong-

The doorbell of Kaori’s house rang.

“Somebody’s here, Auntie. I’ll leave once their matter is settled, so please hurry up—”

“What are you talking about? It’s related to Kouta-kun too.”

“Huh?”

“You’re late, aren’t you? Hurry up and go up.”

Voices of chatter can be heard…

Hmm? There’s a familiar voice…

“Kouta! You finally did it!”

“Kouta! You’ve become a man!”

…Mom. Dad.

Round 2 starts.